Lokii Reis

This is how I’m gonna prove that Not Like Us went double Platinum on my Spotify alone

Lil Wayne really pulled a Drake and tweeted instead of dropping a song smh #kendricklamar

I’m so happy that they who’s being investigated for paying for sex with a 17 year old across state lines is now gonna be running the DOJ #mattgaetz

Im so happy to have RFK JR as head of Health and Human services! Looking like America is about to make some patient zeros 🥹

Someone is currently making millions off of their very mediocre art just because they believe in themselves. So, what’s stopping you? Match their delusion.

Oh? I thought it was because everyone thought that 23 and Me was making a human DNA database 😂

Okay Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul has to be scripted

New app who dis

Follow me for sarcasm, politics, and some film stuff

I don’t think twitter fingers applies on this app

I’m more excited to not see a porn bot under every single reply 😭

I’m so excited to see how the dude with worms in his brain handles our next pandemic 🥳

Where are the problematic funny accounts 😭 I don’t wanna hear about Elon or Donald trump no more

Joining #BlueSky feels like the ‘Well, then I’m moving to Canada’ version of Twitter

Im manifesting that everyone who bought a blue check on twitter has to apply to a real job now

“As an artist, it’s not your job to judge your work—your job is to put it out there and let the world enjoy it”

Whenever I consider how Threads didn’t become the next twitter, I remind myself that Truth Social somehow manages to be even worse.

all the sexy cool people moving to this app iktr

The future feels so exhausting. There’s no way we were meant to work more than we live.

You mean a dating app that doesn’t take advantage of people wanting find love by charging a subscription service? Revolutionary.

So according to Google a tweet on #bluesky is called a “skeet”

Someone pls get Lil Jon a sponsorship so he can scream OW SKEET SKEET SKEET every-time I post something

the black people building this app brick by brick

Imagine spending $44 billion on Twitter only for the world to collectively refuse to call it anything but #Twitter. 😂😂 #bluesky

481 days since twitter became X and we still call it Twitter 😂

You know X was doomed to fail when everyone still called it Twitter after the name change 😂

Going from sharing locations to “what’s your favorite color” is trauma idc what anyone says

“Rich people dream of success, while poor people dream of survival”

a man in a suit is holding a jacket and a cigarette . ALT: a man in a suit is holding a jacket and a cigarette .

Me every time a new person is announced on Donald trumps team

You would be the first menace on this app