Mitch ado about nothing

Just for fun go to Google and type meteor shower

In the 1990s, Arsenal team had a player named David Dicks.When he got injured the newspaper wrote "Arsenal to play without Dicks" The Coach was very upset so the newspaper changed the headline to be read, "Arsenal to play with Dicks out...A number of women attended the match!!!!

Statistics have just been released on boys names in the UK.
The most popular name is….
Mohamed!!!
Which, taken in isolation, gives a false impression of British society as the next 9 are all more traditional Anglo/Christian names. How long will it be before it’s twisted by the right by wing idiots?

Overheard

For some people the statistics are irrelevant, it’s more about who’s coming here by illegal means.

Which bit?

YouTube video by AnnieLennoxVEVO Annie Lennox - Keep Young and Beautiful (Official Video)

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…. and wait for the calls of “fake news” and “bias commissioners”. Apart from that it’s good call.

The sad fact is that he won a majority on the basis of not rejoining. If he U turned now the press would go to town, accusing him of lying and “demanding” another vote.
The only way to rectify that is to have another referendum, which again would be very divisive, and there is no appetite for that.

How quickly voters have forgotten the lies over Brexit, and he’s still doing it!! Telling people that all our problems are due to the EU, it’s sad and frustrating that the public keep falling for his disruption.

Overheard

The inconvenient truth is that Corbyn lacks the leadership qualities and popular wide ranging appeal that’s needed to become PM

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I refer you to one of my previous posts:

AMERICA, please take TACO back, we don’t want/need/desire him in Scotland/Britain/Europe.
If you fail to collect this delinquent we will be forced to charge you $10,000,000 a day to cover his security/McDonalds/diapers.

Anyone with the slightest tech knowledge has already made a patch program to get around them.

I’ve heard it before

AMERICA, please take TACO back, we don’t want/need/desire him in Scotland/Britain/Europe.
If you fail to collect this delinquent we will be forced to charge you $10,000,000 a day to cover his security/McDonalds/diapers.

You’ve got it the wrong way round. All birds were grounded originally and the birds 🦅 that can fly just set themselves free.

He has to give up the drumming as he would only use white skins on his drums.

The chances of her telling the truth are practically zero and if there is any chance that she is going to tell the truth she won’t make it to testify.

No it doesn’t

Their problem is that they are listening to too many focus groups and not talking to the electorate.

This is what the downfall of the British Empire has led to!! The rot started when we gave women the vote and look where it’s ended, the girls are now showing up the men’s footy team!!! Unbelievable! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦🏼

No, no, the opposite is true.
The village is all idiots with one super intelligent person who pretends to be an idiot to fit in.
I can tell you that it’s really hard to keep up the pretence.

If they turned it into a dancing show, they could call it
Strictly come Nigel where his favourite dance would be the Goose Step of course.

Christmas sweet containers full of “useful” items such as old charger leads, TV arial leads and audio jacks.

It’s a pity you are retired sir M, because you are an absolute shoe in for the role. Partnered of course by the delightful Bunty, you would be the modern day Fanny & Johnny.

I posted this nine years ago on another platform. It was tongue in cheek then, but now it feels like it’s the thing left that hasn’t been tried.

I know I’m bias, but the London concert was far better.
#liveaid

Trump has just announced a 30% tariff on the EU, do we count that as a Brexit benefit?