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I'm Max! • Anime • Robots • Improv • Axolotls • Video Games • Dogs • They/Them • 💛🤍💜🖤

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The cosplay is almost complete 🔥

09.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I should spend more time on this platform... All the others are detrimental to my mental health. Anywho, here are pictures of Billy and I at my first Renn Faire I never shared here.

08.10.2025 12:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Grey Great Dane taking a snooze on a people bed.

Grey Great Dane taking a snooze on a people bed.

Grey Great Dane giving the camera the stink eye.

Grey Great Dane giving the camera the stink eye.

He's just a baby. His name is Brody and he is like 130-140 lbs. Well over 6ft tall when he stands on his hind legs.

13.06.2025 17:43 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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They're watching me.

23.05.2025 02:43 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Anyone in the State College, PA area, come watch me be a silly lil guy.

13.05.2025 12:47 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥

07.05.2025 06:07 — 👍 10170    🔁 2024    💬 337    📌 847
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Crockett: Instead of the President cosplaying as the next pope, he may want to cosplay as an actual President of these United States. That means he may have to do a little bit of research and understand that he swore a an oath to defend and protect the constitution.

06.05.2025 00:06 — 👍 42987    🔁 10463    💬 893    📌 579
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We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto

28.04.2025 17:42 — 👍 7328    🔁 2110    💬 97    📌 134

RIP Pope Francis you would have loved The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered

22.04.2025 15:20 — 👍 96    🔁 11    💬 4    📌 0
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Happens all the damn time, you know? 🎮 👾 🕹️

22.04.2025 17:39 — 👍 100    🔁 13    💬 0    📌 0

my longest held belief is that if you’re nearing your middle ages you need to get into a semi-social hobby or creative project quickly otherwise you are more susceptible to rightwing radicalization brain rot content

16.04.2025 16:52 — 👍 8569    🔁 1022    💬 267    📌 137

Just rewatched them last week. Sam is the best of us all. I love him so much, always have. Very fitting for the world right now. The people we love, the world we love, it's all worth fighting for.

15.04.2025 13:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Lord of the rings two towers sam's speech
YouTube video by Alby Lee Lord of the rings two towers sam's speech

Was thinking about how tired I am of having to be resilient lately & then I watched Two Towers (extended ed. obvi) tonight

I really needed to hear this tbh

youtu.be/A_u9Hc0Yg1o?...

15.04.2025 05:49 — 👍 24    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0

Beautiful writing. Imposter Syndrome can be so hard, at least that's what I'm interpreting this as. Hang in there, friend. You have touched many lives in a positive way, even if it's hard to see for yourself at times when the few negatives can stand out so boldly.

11.04.2025 12:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New sweater woooo

08.04.2025 23:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Raskin: We even have the right to call the president deranged for crashing our economy, destroying $6 trillion of wealth and turning our 401(k) Into a 201 (K). And the press has the right to call the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of Mexico.

05.04.2025 17:06 — 👍 35354    🔁 9565    💬 507    📌 381
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Obama: Imagine if I had done any of this. Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials. Imagine if I had said to law firms that you will not be allowed into government buildings.

It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me

04.04.2025 23:31 — 👍 18295    🔁 4987    💬 413    📌 349
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a large flock of penguins are walking in the snow with national geographic wild written on the bottom right ALT: a large flock of penguins are walking in the snow with national geographic wild written on the bottom right

Antarctica Tariffs Announced

It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight...

🐧 💰 🐧 💰 🐧 💰

03.04.2025 16:14 — 👍 51182    🔁 8326    💬 2362    📌 549

They bought votes and still lost.

02.04.2025 01:57 — 👍 38025    🔁 4691    💬 855    📌 235
Elon Musk &
@elonmusk • 1h
I don't know if the child is mine or not, but am not against finding out. No court order is needed.
Despite not knowing for sure, I have given Ashley $2.5M and am sending her $500k/year.
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Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley
Elon, we asked you to confirm paternity through a test before our child (who you named) was even born. You refused.
And you weren't sending *me* money, you were sending support for your child that you thought was necessary... until you withdrew most of it to maintain control and punish me for "disobedience." But you're really only punishing your son.
It's ironic that your last effort in court was to try to gag me while you use a social media channel you literally own to distribute derogatory messages about me and our child to the entire world. It's all about control with you, and everyone can see it.
America needs you to grow up, you petulant man-child.

Elon Musk & @elonmusk • 1h I don't know if the child is mine or not, but am not against finding out. No court order is needed. Despite not knowing for sure, I have given Ashley $2.5M and am sending her $500k/year. 17 3.3K • 19K Ill 793K 贝 企 Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley Elon, we asked you to confirm paternity through a test before our child (who you named) was even born. You refused. And you weren't sending *me* money, you were sending support for your child that you thought was necessary... until you withdrew most of it to maintain control and punish me for "disobedience." But you're really only punishing your son. It's ironic that your last effort in court was to try to gag me while you use a social media channel you literally own to distribute derogatory messages about me and our child to the entire world. It's all about control with you, and everyone can see it. America needs you to grow up, you petulant man-child.

Ashley St. Clair, the mother of Elon Musk’s 13th child, responds to his post.

This comes after she says she was forced to sell the Tesla he gifted her because he had cut child support significantly.

31.03.2025 21:31 — 👍 2089    🔁 445    💬 174    📌 107
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‘We are not going anywhere’: Transgender Day of Visibility Rally to be held on National Mall WASHINGTON (DC News Now) — The Christopher Street Project is inviting everybody to its Transgender Day of Visibility Rally on Monday. The rally will be held at the National Mall between 3rd a…

Massive TDOV rally expected today from 4:00-6:00 at the National Mall between 3rd and 4th streets.

Go there, I know many who will be there. Be with community and show your support for transgender people.

www.dcnewsnow.com/news/local-n...

31.03.2025 17:32 — 👍 17217    🔁 3298    💬 138    📌 76

I want more proper dating/life sims. There really aren't a lot out there, at least I'm not finding them.

31.03.2025 17:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just want another dating/life sim like "I Was a Teenage Excolonist"
I don't want a visual novel, I want challenge and stat management. The added card game elements are beautiful (and optional). Replayability.
Nothing wrong with a visual novel, but that form of media is so saturated.

31.03.2025 17:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
TRANS RIGHTS MOTHERFUCKER

TRANS RIGHTS MOTHERFUCKER

31.03.2025 12:26 — 👍 999    🔁 411    💬 16    📌 4
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Tiger Woods Claims That In Time He Will Fuck Everyone’s Ex-Wife JUPITER ISLAND, FL—Providing context after the announcement of his new relationship with Donald Trump Jr.’s former spouse Vanessa Trump, Tiger Woods claimed Tuesday that in time he will fuck everyone’s ex-wife. “I appreciate that my dating a woman who used to be married to Don Jr. may come as a shock to some, but just […]

Tiger Woods Claims That In Time He Will Fuck Everyone’s Ex-Wife
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30.03.2025 18:00 — 👍 2167    🔁 141    💬 72    📌 17
a screenshot from the animated film princess mononoke. a man covered in bandages lays on a straw mat, under a straw blanket. the caption says “The world is cursed, but still, you find reasons to keep living.”

a screenshot from the animated film princess mononoke. a man covered in bandages lays on a straw mat, under a straw blanket. the caption says “The world is cursed, but still, you find reasons to keep living.”

thinking about princess mononoke a lot, these days

27.03.2025 19:50 — 👍 17160    🔁 4735    💬 92    📌 69

Countries that have issued a travel advisory this year warning their citizens about visiting the United States:

Canada
Denmark
Finland
France
Germany
Ireland
Netherlands
New Zealand
United Kingdom

27.03.2025 20:06 — 👍 39027    🔁 12371    💬 1874    📌 1147
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🚨 MAJOR BREAKING

Democrat James Malone DEFEATS Republican County Commissioner Josh Parsons in the special election for Pennsylvania SD-36 — FLIPPING a district Trump carried by 15.4% in the 2024 election.

A huge upset victory for the Democrats.

26.03.2025 02:18 — 👍 15326    🔁 2229    💬 375    📌 199
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fam, @katmabu.bsky.social is going to be in Congress.

www.katforillinois.com/issues/prote...

24.03.2025 13:44 — 👍 14960    🔁 2090    💬 160    📌 102

Fascinating look at how deeply surveilled we all are and how dogged law enforcement can follow the tiniest bread crumbs to capture perpetrators they prioritize.

In other news, the person who planted pipe bombs in Washington DC ahead of January 6th is still unidentified.

20.03.2025 23:18 — 👍 5561    🔁 1782    💬 51    📌 21

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