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i’m going to start my own church

sleep naked, fart hard

with how active gaga is on tiktok it’s 100% likely that she’s heard the neon lights rise above the noise song and i’m pissing myself at the idea of her discovering it with no context

drinking red wine from a wine glass is gay as hell

you ever look at someone and think "wow... you were DEFINITELY conceived in doggy style...”?

i hate when i’m thinking with somebody and they’re like “let’s put our heads together” uhh NO! you have HEAD LICE!

feel free to like my bleets

big big booty bitch you got a big booty

the way this is 100% intentional too cus that song in disease mv is definitely called Zombie Bride (i am convinced and won’t be told otherwise)

you say that like this has happened before?

is the porn good on here

bluesky tweets should be called bleets. like sheep noises instead of bird noises

so are we actually using this thing or what

i’m starting a Bath Time Fan Club for all you fellow scrubberdubbers! more details to follow

he definitely doesn’t know what bluesky is

did somebody order a handsome sandwich?