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@calmandfunny.bsky.social

35 Followers  |  12 Following  |  9 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023  |  1.3871

Latest posts by calmandfunny.bsky.social on Bluesky

Elon Musk is short for Elongated Muskrat! Like this tweet if you would like to kill me, or yourself.

20.10.2024 21:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sad to report that grimace died by suicide today

06.07.2023 21:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Futurist, early-bird, and psychonaut.
I enjoy coffee, incense, and constant epiphanies.
✌️

03.07.2023 17:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shein just invited me to tour their factory. Mr. Xi, I will see you soon!

03.07.2023 17:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

aw hell naw

03.07.2023 14:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congratulations Elongated Muskrat. You're Bluesky's main character today.

03.07.2023 14:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Leftoids are seething! (smash cut to my skull being shattered and a stray bullet flies through my brain a la Sniper Elite)

03.07.2023 11:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol

03.07.2023 11:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't flatter yourself, you're not a sociopath. Just a garden-variety millennial narcissist.

03.07.2023 11:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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