if you are in Seattle and you drive by my house prepare for the fright of your life
05.10.2025 19:17 β π 497 π 65 π¬ 11 π 1@stefanheck.bsky.social
wassup @gooffkings.bsky.social @blockedparty.bsky.social @ihatethisteam.bsky.social twitch.tv/gooffkings patreon.com/blockedparty
if you are in Seattle and you drive by my house prepare for the fright of your life
05.10.2025 19:17 β π 497 π 65 π¬ 11 π 1Monday, October 6th MiniMe Monday Tuesday, October 7th Zillow Night Wednesday, October 8th Emailing Kevin Hart To Ask Him To Come On The Stream Thursday, October 9th Lets Watch Some Videos Sunday October 12th 10 AM Pacific "Weekend Stream Even Though It Sucks" all streams @ 6 pm pacific twitch.tv/gooffkings
Forgot weβre doing a fucking WEEKEND STREAM also god damn it
05.10.2025 20:00 β π 31 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Really excited to see if Kevin Hart will do the stream with us
05.10.2025 18:15 β π 53 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0Monday, October 6th Mini-Me Monday Tuesday, October 7th Zillow Night Wednesday, October 8th Emailing Kevin Hart To Ask Him To Come On The Stream Thursday, October 9th Lets Watch Some Videos all streams @ 6 pm pacific twitch.tv/gooffkings
Perhaps our craziest schedule ever...
05.10.2025 18:14 β π 44 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1Thatβs not true I laughed at it
05.10.2025 18:12 β π 32 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Joey eating fast food
05.10.2025 08:00 β π 34 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Kiki the calico/tabby cat sitting in a small box
she has once again gone box mode
04.10.2025 22:24 β π 761 π 43 π¬ 6 π 4Brian Quinby and Chris James on stage.
Brian Quinby, Chris James, Jon Gabrus, and Stefan Heck on stage with producer Dan.
Brian Quinby, Jon Gabrus, and Stefan Heck on stage.
Post show βGuys Liveβ stage.
Great Vancouver show last night by @murderxbryan.bsky.social, Chris James and their guests Jon Gabrus and @stefanheck.bsky.social
Was totally worth jumping on the train from Seattle for. Also, we definitely need to spend more than 4 hours in Vancouver next time. Cool city.
the very same
04.10.2025 06:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gabrus, Bryan, Chris, and me (Stefan) on stage at the Guys Live Show
Always a treat to talk about penis extenders and Chuck Norris with these guys
04.10.2025 05:57 β π 145 π 0 π¬ 8 π 0This Halloween, the devil's in the details...
MIKETOBER 6:66
patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks
Finally some good news
03.10.2025 15:35 β π 124 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0this is the first and only time someone has said this to their refrigerator
03.10.2025 04:43 β π 132 π 13 π¬ 3 π 0I think the video we watched tonight of Tony talking to his smart fridge is the funniest video weβve ever watched on the stream
03.10.2025 04:04 β π 67 π 0 π¬ 4 π 1best guy on youtube and itβs not close
03.10.2025 01:06 β π 97 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nuzlocke Challenge Postponed. It's Tony Thursday. twitch.tv/gooffkings
03.10.2025 01:06 β π 48 π 4 π¬ 1 π 1The show must go on. Today on The Outfit, we venture to the UK & the Kray twins: East End mob lords, London's most famous gangsters, and--less known--the Jeffrey Epstein(s) of their day, blackmailing high society:
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/6Y82Liu...
YODA: circumcised are you
ME: That's a private matter, Yoda.
YODA: absent of skin a jedi must be
ME: Not interested. Go away, Yoda.
YODA: take off your shorts you must
YODA: show it to me you will
YODA: going where are you
YODA: your penis I must see
YODA: cut your long pink pipe must be
YODA: mmMm
Well. Time to watch some stuff. twitch.tv/gooffkings
02.10.2025 01:04 β π 48 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Old Man's Son Also Old Man
Old Man's Son Also Old Man
01.10.2025 22:00 β π 1976 π 155 π¬ 28 π 39JF says if we get 5000 YouTube subscribers by the end of the year, he'll get the same penis prosthetic as Daym Drops. www.youtube.com/@GoOffKings/...
01.10.2025 19:24 β π 51 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0California license plate with text "GAY".
Customer: (not on record)
DMV: ?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
The Canadian Education Programme for Foreign Podcasters 27: Are You Smarter Than a Canadian 5th Grader? w/ @mremilyheller.bsky.social. This was definitely a show that existed, and we definitely watch one of the most annoying contestants in game show history play it.
www.patreon.com/posts/140020...
(Glenn Frey voice) I think the Go Off Kings is on my mount rushmore of streamers. - DJ Dan Clancy
twitch.tv/gooffkings
We are playing Multimedia Celebrity Poker with our friends Jonathan Frakes and @libbycwatson.com tonight! twitch.tv/gooffkings
30.09.2025 01:11 β π 38 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0iβm thinking sloppy joes tonight
29.09.2025 19:00 β π 76 π 14 π¬ 1 π 1You KNOW this is happening today. You KNOW this. Bunch of ghouls in weird costumes fucking around and ruining my set. Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse it's live in 9 hours
28.09.2025 13:05 β π 34 π 2 π¬ 0 π 3Jesse chose the schedule image this week.
28.09.2025 18:35 β π 46 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0I really hope my new medbed cures all the diseases I got from eating horse medicine, ingesting colloidal silver, etc. And I also really hope I can pay for it with Iraqi dinar. And I really hope my children start talking to me again.
28.09.2025 04:02 β π 313 π 24 π¬ 3 π 1TOMORROW! The Front Page Stream-stravaganza
an 8 hour variety show of some of my favorite stuff to do on my twitch stream
Would You Lie to Save An Ape's Life?
New Ape Night
A WoW Walkabout
Watching LA Beast w/ special guests!
and its all happening on the front page of twitch! join me won't you