correcting typo and derailing riff

I think maybe we should switch the TTS voice from Biden to RFK Jr and see how bad it gets

I think if you are somehow capable of falling in love with RFK Jr both physically and emotionally you should be sent to a supermax prison for the rest of your life

I live in a cave with my uncle

our friend db is here and tonight we will be sucking on jd vance's big wet puffy nipples twitch.tv/gooffkings

Growing Up Gotti with Misha Brown Podcast Episode · The Outfit · 11/20/2025 · 49m

Today on The Outfit, Alana & I welcome special guest MISHA BROWN to discuss an area of mob content where I'm on the back foot: VH1's insane millennial reality show MOB WIVES, a docudrama about toxic masculinity & screaming matches in Staten Island's grossest homes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...

The smartest streamers alive

stupid

watched @stefanheck.bsky.social play this on stream last night. not only is ian’s piece worth your time but also it never stopped being funny each time stefan said something about being careful only to explode two seconds later. will be picking this game up and blasting tangerine dream while i play

answering the most important question of all time twitch.tv/gooffkings

*hands you the intellect bean*

Yes it’s so much fun!!

Having a lot of fun imagining how angry JF would be if I made him play this on stream

I’m playing soccer JRPG Inazuma Eleven: Victory Road and I just received an “intellect bean” for petting a cat.

i started watching this stream and immediately won $10

Holy crap! We're watching old episodes of Supermarket Sweep - and you can win REAL money by watching along with us! What!!!! Also Stefan is back whatever twitch.tv/gooffkings #ad

For those of you quoting this unsure if it is real or not: it is real.

JF is streaming right now twitch.gv/gooff kings - sent from an airplane

I'm now doing my own thang. twitch.tv/gooffkings

Joey eating fast food

@midnight durian durian #songsFood

"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage. - excerpt from “I Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi

“If America were fascist Tom Nichols would stop posting” is the only reasonable argument for fascism I’ve ever heard

That might be tied with Sopel’s

I think Jack Hughes being out for 2 months after slicing open his finger at a dinner for Barstool’s “Frank the Tank” is the funniest injury in NHL history, surpassing the time Brent Sopel threw out his back picking up a cracker off the floor.

Ugh I just couldn’t get into this episode. The guest was being SO mean to Mitch.

Who would win the Spice Off? 🌶️ @yourkickstartersucks.com

There is simply no way this man is a year older than me

a white cat with black ears closing its eyes and yawning

a small orange cat looking up

a tiny kitten sitting on the floor with its eyes closed

met some cats

This episode is also very special: for the first time ever, I act. In this episode, I take on a role made famous by legendary Irish actor Brendan Gleeson. Who had the superior rendition? I'll let you decide...

Tonight...I have to catch them all.