Paul Newton

Paul Newton

@paulnewton.bsky.social

Writer of many moderately ridiculous screenplays including the films Leggo My Soul, Haunted House of Pancakes, and the upcoming slasher-comedy The Final Girl Must Die.

510 Followers 325 Following 1,351 Posts Joined Jun 2023
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If you haven't already, RSVP to www.facebook.com/share/1Aep3X... and invite your Facebook friends as one of the winners will be selected ONLY from the "invite" pool and won't impede your own chances of winning!

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3 days ago

And here I thought he was jamming on a low slung bass.

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3 days ago

We couldn't have made Frank's Diner feel so lived in without people like Kyle who helped breathe life into it.

Watch (and listen to) HAUNTED HOUSE OF PANCAKES now on Tubi!

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5 days ago

Sometimes you just need that one little push to get that momentum going. I believe you'll be unstoppable once that ball starts rolling.

I'm rooting for you to get that thing made!!!

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5 days ago
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A Friday PSA for you all. Your Host is now streaming on #Tubi. This has a few good kill and Jackie Earle Haley just goes for it in the role. A recommended watch. #horror #horrorsky

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6 days ago

True strength doesn’t have to talk shit. That’s the move for blowhards, poseurs, and cowards.

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6 days ago
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Your Host is now FREE to watch on Tubi in the UK, USA, Canada and Australia! Go check it out 🙏🩸🎥

#Scriptsky #filmsky #Horror

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6 days ago

Clearly anyone who uses AI for their work deserves to be fired, but in this case they need to also be prosecuted for negligence and war crimes.

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1 week ago
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A ★★★ review of Haunted House of Pancakes (2025) As i talked about B movie level horror movies with Sorority of the Dead, here comes another one i found on Amazon Prime randomly that just by reading the title alone, it's like it's daring you to try ...

187: Haunted House of Pancakes (A Flawless Film)
So....going to a Waffle House next
boxd.it/doExl7

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1 week ago

Just got mine today. Stay healthy fellow members of the half century plus club!

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1 week ago

Very excited to finally announce this project. It’s been on my mind since Cat Eye Press was first launched. Help bring Don’t Go for the Vault to life by backing the Kickstarter today!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/165...

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1 week ago

Glad to hear it!

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1 week ago

Awesome! My son did that back in the day too. Very rewarding.

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1 week ago

Hoping your birthday ends happier than it started!

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1 week ago
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39 years ago today, Dream Warriors premiered & rewired my brain. True scares and wildly inventive kills, plus a sassy monster. And that gothic synch score by Badalamenti is GREAT. The one sheet that hung in my childhood bedroom is now properly framed in my living room. Happy Dream Warriors day!

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1 week ago

As your personal chef, we are offering up 2 free Blu-ray copies of HAUNTED HOUSE OF PANCAKES! 1 will be given away to a random person marked "interested" or "going" to this event. A 2nd will be randomly given away to someone "invited" to the event.
facebook.com/events/s/hau...
#personalchefday

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1 week ago
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@natedalton.bsky.social and I got to talk with Ryan and Jonas on the Another Goddamn Horror Podcast this week. Hear us talk all about HAUNTED HOUSE OF PANCAKES and why the hosts insist fans of low budget horror comedies need this movie in their lives. open.spotify.com/episode/4ebL...

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2 weeks ago
STORE — Cat Eye Press LLC Shop all the horrors Cat Eye Press has to offer!

Just a reminder that it’s always a great day to support indie horror. We’ve got some cool books, including our first interactive horror book, Hare-Raising Summer!

Shop: cateyepress.com/store

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2 weeks ago

Incredible! Congrats, can't wait to see it!!!

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2 weeks ago
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Almost, but our movie isn't in 3D

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2 weeks ago

Thanks, man. Cheering you on too!

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2 weeks ago
The poster for the movie Haunted House of Pancakes in which a waffle maker headed behemoth presents a plate of killer waffle balls.

To be clear, I did (and still do think) that it'd be fun to make a movie about the horrors that a possessed waffle maker could unleash in a diner on Halloween night.

I suppose nonsense is in the eye of the beholder (and also an apt description of my movie).

HAUNTED HOUSE OF PANCAKES now on Tubi!

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2 weeks ago

Sounds like the hardest part is almost behind him and about to begin for you. Wishing you guys the best.

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2 weeks ago

How's your dad doing?

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2 weeks ago

Sounds like fun! Hope it all went well enough and that you get good test results.

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3 weeks ago

Same for indie filmmakers. It's not like we do it for the money.

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3 weeks ago

Love that AI, a thing we hate and don’t want, steals everything, ruins everything, shittifies everything. Drinks our water, plagiarizes our art, pisses all over our information fidelity, drives kids to suicide, serves the right-wing, and fucks up our devices and services. Good job, techbros!

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3 weeks ago
An ornate, old-fashioned waffle iron on a counter. Caption below says “Spooky waffle maker sounds.”

This should be a stage musical.

It’s a tale as old as time. You saw enchanted, sentient objects in Beauty and the Beast, right?

Think Beauty and the Beast meets Evil Dead. And BOTH were made into musicals. So there.

This new B horror classic is Haunted House of Pancakes (2025, Tubi).

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3 weeks ago

Yeah, life's been a lot this week.

Sending all the good vibes your way too!

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3 weeks ago

I'm game to bring it to the stage.

Frank's "I want" song while he browses Peebay could be a thing of beauty.

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