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@simonpayne.bsky.social

Semi-professional curmudgeon. What I lack in enthusiasm, I make up for in complacency. Not the target market for anything.

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Not written by him.
Oh, look over there.

20.02.2026 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It comes from when people threw rotten stone fruit at criminals in stocks.

20.02.2026 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Might possibly be some confounding variables here

18.02.2026 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Reposting for the late shift: my best books of 2025 round-up, over at @ds228.bsky.social's blog:
eigermonchjungfrau.blog/2026/02/14/j...

15.02.2026 07:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I am not sure about his reading level, but this is certainly beyond his writing level.

13.02.2026 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely we should fear terrorism and seek to prevent it.
But we should also fear those who use either real terrorism or bogus claims about terrorism to boost their own powers, restrict our freedoms and corrode our democracy.
Both present major threats to public life.

13.02.2026 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1163    ๐Ÿ” 302    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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My friend Jon has died | First Dog on the Moon Jon Kudelka loved his beautiful family and was fiercely intolerant of greed and hypocrisy

Here is my cartoon about Mr Jon Kudelka www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

13.02.2026 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 925    ๐Ÿ” 270    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 95    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Sad that they didn't go with big Dan as the compromise candidate. I suppose there is still time for a couple more spills.

12.02.2026 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of my top ten movies. Bud was great in H&M and Brave New World.

12.02.2026 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In his defence, he is an idiot.

12.02.2026 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Beautifully argued article in Sydney Morning Herald by highly respected Professor Ben Saul, saying NSW anti-protest laws โ€œare using a hammer to crack a nut.โ€

Beautifully argued article in Sydney Morning Herald by highly respected Professor Ben Saul, saying NSW anti-protest laws โ€œare using a hammer to crack a nut.โ€

Hereโ€™s the whole SMH article by highly respected Prof Ben Saul that I was quoting bits from from here yesterday.

He makes the case so clearly & succinctly that itโ€™s a pleasure to read.

12.02.2026 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My doctor offered to write me a letter to my employer. I told him it wouldn't do any good, my boss is a bastard. I was self employed.

12.02.2026 08:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A great band name

12.02.2026 08:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She can put a extra S in her name. Let's see Angus deal with that.

11.02.2026 08:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that a zombie in the background. It needs a zombie.

11.02.2026 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You would think with the global coverage ICE in the U.S. NSW police would be a little more circumspect in their punching and kicking. Instead, it seems to have inspired them.

10.02.2026 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good to see Barnaby Joyce giving the benefit of his experience in how people should conduct themselves in public.

10.02.2026 08:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸงชIs this the most disgusting medical mystery of all time?
It takes us back to 1977 and a dodgy batch of berries traced to Dundee, Scotland.
#Dundee #Scotland #microbiology #science #medicine

09.02.2026 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Ley offers guarantee she will be Liberal leader until election Opposition Leader Sussan Ley may be under siege, but says she has no doubts she will remain party leader until the next federal election.

If that doesn't say 'embattled' I don't know what does.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...

18.11.2025 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine thinking Angus Taylor is the answer.

09.02.2026 08:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it is really important that people like Hess speak out on the world stage so that the rest of the planet, who don't follow politics closely, know there are still some sane Americans left.

08.02.2026 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have my word, and you can take that to the bank. The bank won't be interested, but don't let that stop you.

08.02.2026 08:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Try 500% tarrifs.

06.02.2026 08:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's either a commutation or a pardon. Both equally egregious but different animals.

31.01.2026 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. Itโ€™s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

28.01.2026 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97472    ๐Ÿ” 40938    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4308    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5377
10 Great British WWII Films Most Americans Ignore
YouTube video by Golden Age Classics 10 Great British WWII Films Most Americans Ignore

youtu.be/KKGl3MAVWmM?...

28.01.2026 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With a coupon, you can double that.

28.01.2026 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Big batteries are on track to pump more electricity into the grid than gas next year & could bring down electricity prices

We have the technology to transition and bring down prices - we need to ensure that the benefits flow to Australian households.
www.afr.com/policy/energ...

26.01.2026 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 139    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Proposed Greenland name changes to reflect Trump's idea of a concept of a framework of a plan.

Proposed Greenland name changes to reflect Trump's idea of a concept of a framework of a plan.

Idea of a concept of a framework of a plan

26.01.2026 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A reminder to the news media: โ€œconflicting accountsโ€ is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

25.01.2026 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47547    ๐Ÿ” 14331    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 524    ๐Ÿ“Œ 602

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