Itβs time to bring the outdoor towels inside
08.12.2025 21:45 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@aniceburrito.bsky.social
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Itβs time to bring the outdoor towels inside
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AMERICA HAS LOST POSSESSION OF THE NUDE EMPEROR REGAIN POSSESSION OF THE NUDE EMPEROR WITHIN 10 MINUTES OR PREPARE FOR ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS OF NUDITY
Just a few of my billion dollar ideas:
β’ 24 hr arbyβs
β’ Arbyβs underwater
β’ Goth/darkwave arbyβs
β’ 24 hr hardeeβs
β’ Arbyβs 2
β’ Underground arbyβs
β’ Super Arbyβs
I just came up with these common phrases from a world where the taiga is an extrajudicial zone where all disputes are customarily settled with violence:
"See you on the taiga!"
"Let's take this to the taiga!"
eye doctor put drops in and now i see the sins of men writ across their brow
07.12.2025 17:52 β π 165 π 17 π¬ 3 π 1My kind of place
07.12.2025 16:06 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Who are you rocking with: VFW spaghetti dinner or American Legion spaghetti dinner
06.12.2025 22:05 β π 47 π 0 π¬ 7 π 0Perfect
06.12.2025 21:36 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blushing at my computer
06.12.2025 21:32 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If a computer program called me βGodβs Assassinβ I would be instantly charmed
06.12.2025 21:31 β π 26 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Iβm still not convinced that we actually need the brain melting machine but if we do then it probably should not be a central feature of the global economy
06.12.2025 21:27 β π 105 π 14 π¬ 5 π 0Try a standing desk
06.12.2025 20:54 β π 32 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Slop it up
06.12.2025 17:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A prophecy foretoldβ¦.
06.12.2025 17:29 β π 27 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Take the crystalβ I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!
05.12.2025 16:11 β π 612 π 109 π¬ 1 π 1The office children
06.12.2025 15:18 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Snow on the ground in the beautiful garden state
06.12.2025 13:27 β π 45 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0It is that time of year
06.12.2025 13:05 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"A Chinese hospital ship quietly docked in hurricane-hit Jamaica this week, projecting soft power into the heart of the Caribbean where a US armada is conducting a controversial anti-narcotics mission targeted at Venezuela."
05.12.2025 20:02 β π 1649 π 639 π¬ 61 π 105βThatβs lunchβ¦β
Thatβs what all the singers croon
Running on fumes at eleven
Topped up at noon
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01.12.2025 23:18 β π 15127 π 4071 π¬ 2 π 675Industrial quantities of roasted garlic aioli incoming
01.12.2025 23:01 β π 80 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0pied oystercatcher in rocky intertidal, tasmania #birds
30.11.2025 23:17 β π 44 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0[Eyeing the Minecraft hoodie another 40 year old dad at this parent teacher meeting is wearing] hey man, you read penny arcade?
01.12.2025 00:54 β π 91 π 13 π¬ 1 π 1Yeah
01.12.2025 00:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Garlic confit in two Staub cocottes, one looks like a tomato and the other looks like a pumpkin. Weβll be smashing this garlic into bread for the foreseeable future
Found a good use for these little Dutch ovens
01.12.2025 00:12 β π 83 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1βthere are cathedrals everywhereβ guys turning against the actual cathedrals
30.11.2025 20:05 β π 90 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0Yes, the floor is also mirrored
30.11.2025 19:38 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"The Minnesota Wild celebrated Native American Heritage Day in a unique and historic way -- the team's game against the Colorado Avalanche Friday was broadcast entirely in Ojibwe, the first telecast of its kind." www.nhl.com/news/topic/s...
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