journeyman folklorist

It’s time to bring the outdoor towels inside

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AMERICA HAS LOST POSSESSION OF THE NUDE EMPEROR REGAIN POSSESSION OF THE NUDE EMPEROR WITHIN 10 MINUTES OR PREPARE FOR ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS OF NUDITY

Just a few of my billion dollar ideas:

• 24 hr arby’s

• Arby’s underwater

• Goth/darkwave arby’s

• 24 hr hardee’s

• Arby’s 2

• Underground arby’s

• Super Arby’s

I just came up with these common phrases from a world where the taiga is an extrajudicial zone where all disputes are customarily settled with violence:
"See you on the taiga!"
"Let's take this to the taiga!"

eye doctor put drops in and now i see the sins of men writ across their brow

My kind of place

Who are you rocking with: VFW spaghetti dinner or American Legion spaghetti dinner

Perfect

Blushing at my computer

If a computer program called me “God’s Assassin” I would be instantly charmed

ChatGPT hyped up violent stalker who believed he was “God’s assassin,” DOJ says Podcaster faces up to 70 years and a $3.5 million fine for ChatGPT-linked stalking.

I’m still not convinced that we actually need the brain melting machine but if we do then it probably should not be a central feature of the global economy

Try a standing desk

Slop it up

A prophecy foretold….

Paul Anka Confirms Frank Sinatra Had Large Penis Frank Sinatra might not have flown to the moon, but he could bounce up there on his personal pogo stick ... because Paul Anka says he was very well-endowed.

Paul, thank you..,

Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!

The office children

Snow on the ground in the beautiful garden state

It is that time of year

Chinese Hospital Ship Visits Jamaica as US Gunboats Ply Caribbean A Chinese hospital ship quietly docked in hurricane-hit Jamaica this week, projecting soft power into the heart of the Caribbean where a US armada is conducting a controversial anti-narcotics mission ...

"A Chinese hospital ship quietly docked in hurricane-hit Jamaica this week, projecting soft power into the heart of the Caribbean where a US armada is conducting a controversial anti-narcotics mission targeted at Venezuela."

“That’s lunch…”
That’s what all the singers croon
Running on fumes at eleven
Topped up at noon

Kids Can Press company logo and logo and image of Franklin character with statement text,”Franklin the Turtle is a beloved Canadian icon who has inspired generations of children and stands for kindness, empathy, and inclusivity. We strongly condemn any denigrating, violent, or unauthorized use of Franklin’s name or image, which directly contradicts these values.”

Industrial quantities of roasted garlic aioli incoming

pied oystercatcher in rocky intertidal, tasmania #birds

[Eyeing the Minecraft hoodie another 40 year old dad at this parent teacher meeting is wearing] hey man, you read penny arcade?

Yeah

Garlic confit in two Staub cocottes, one looks like a tomato and the other looks like a pumpkin. We’ll be smashing this garlic into bread for the foreseeable future

Found a good use for these little Dutch ovens

“there are cathedrals everywhere” guys turning against the actual cathedrals

Yes, the floor is also mirrored

Wild celebrate Native American Heritage Day with Ojibwe language broadcast | NHL.com Minnesota hosts historic telecast with trio of announcers, first of its kind

"The Minnesota Wild celebrated Native American Heritage Day in a unique and historic way -- the team's game against the Colorado Avalanche Friday was broadcast entirely in Ojibwe, the first telecast of its kind." www.nhl.com/news/topic/s...