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06.03.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 553    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

05.03.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2048    πŸ” 486    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 12

I took the whole day off just for this and I intend to use every minute of it

05.03.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Build, by Vectordrive track by Vectordrive

My latest Vectordrive single, β€œThe Build” is out today. If you’re a fan of β€˜80s revival, synthwave, and so on, you’ll love it.

vectordrive.bandcamp.com/track/the-bu...

Ps. Still not the senator.

05.03.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

To me all posts are beautiful

05.03.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you like posts that say stuff like β€œHeres what we can do to steve off disaster” or do you like posts that say stuff like β€œThe way these heights wuthering got me feelin like white heathcliff”

05.03.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

My fisherman homie Mainly Bycatch has not been having a good year

19.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Who saved this. Please do not bookmark my financially ruinous decisions

05.03.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. I will be forwarding this sentiment to our mortgage lender

05.03.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m closing on a beautiful and some may say beautifully overpriced home on Monday. I’m doing my part 🫑

05.03.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 216    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

The "Big Arch" burger is named after Arch Linux

05.03.2026 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Senate candidate exposed for flip flopping on porn star ranking

05.03.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the public school system should teach you how to make prosciutto

01.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 390    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 13

If one thing is true the other is false

05.03.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i was trying to search for a website that lets you add animated sparkles and stuff to images but the only search term i could think of was "vajazzle my pictures"

05.03.2026 11:32 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I use lastpass personally and 1password for work to diversify my risk profile

05.03.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky has a serious anti Latino problem and it honestly makes me sick

05.03.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#freecursedsynth #justiceforcursedsynth

05.03.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Solemnly wheeling Senator Fetterman into the glue factory

24.05.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 536    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0
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On weekends she charges money for lessons on how to be a cozy lil guy

04.03.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 182    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro is holding these truths to be self evident 🀣

04.03.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

The bluesky boys were growing too powerful

04.03.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Black crowned night heron in  a Humboldt penguin exhibit

Black crowned night heron in a Humboldt penguin exhibit

bro thinks he's on the team πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

04.03.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 994    πŸ” 163    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 12

#freecursedsynth

04.03.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@mods unban @cursedsynth.bsky.social immediately #freecursedsynth

04.03.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@pfrazee.com @moderation.bsky.app unban my friend cursedsynth right now. Thank you for your attention to this matter

04.03.2026 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Free cursedsynth. Unban my friend who did nothing wrong #freecursedsynth

04.03.2026 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

❀️❀️❀️

04.03.2026 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a great opportunity for upstart mom and pop missile makers

04.03.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0