“Defense Secretary 🥃 🥃 🥃 Pete Hegseth said Friday that Iran’s decision to block the strait was a sign of “sheer desperation,” adding “we have been dealing with it, and don’t need to worry about it.””🥃 🥃 🥃 🥃 🥃 🥃 🥃 🥃 🥃 🥃 🥃
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In this Ohio diner, Iran is what you did when your ex-wife's lawyer tried to serve you papers. But they do know this: At least we're talking about the Strait of Hormuz and not the Gay of Hormuz.
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It's bad enough that Trump & his family are cashing in on the White House. Last year alone, Trump & his family made $1.4 BILLION.
But if their corruption infects our foreign policy & puts profits over American interests & lives, that constitutes treason.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/13/b...
Guy on ESPN said this crowd has become a factor. Yes.
Japan ⚾️ in trouble late against Venezuela and this f**king loud pro-🇻🇪 crowd in Miami. Wow.
Donald Trump has brutally fucked up shit for no fucking reason. This guy is on death’s door and he’s making decisions this country will feel for the next 80 years. A guy who tried to have his own VP killed.
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a scoundrelly gimbus who makes it hard to make categorical statements about bullying being wrong.
how we get the oil through the strait of hormuz
#sietchposting
We went to war with Iran because MBS offered the Trump Crime family billions in bribes. That is the story.
Privately, the First Daughter has expressed mild concern about her husband’s dodgy “investment” money from the middle east.
bald smithers
Trump ignored all advice except that from Jared (“MBS told me he will give us another billion if we proceed.”)
The power of Christ compels you
Good question there, Columbo.
Trump is high on his own supply of Stephen Miller’s Smithers-like affirmations.
Stephen Miller: “Look at Venezuela. You are invincible, sir and need not concern yourself with the enormous and obvious risks of invading Iran that restrained all preceding presidents.”
Trump: “I am the chosen one.”
I wouldn’t do that.
Not everyone in the world is going to wear those Florsheim shoes.
Just because he’s brain dead doesn’t mean that Britain forgot Trump saying last week that he don’t want their help.
Can we go a single day without another repeat-offending Trump-pardoned felon freak assaulting women & children?
A Judge took the video of the deposition testimony of NATHAN CAVANAUGH off of YouTube because NATHAN CAVANAUGH might encounter “reputational harm” as a result of his own nefarious conduct. 🤔
Noted.
Trump to world: “Help me, I’m a moron.”
Then: But Benghazi
Now: What embassies?
Trump is stupid AF
Americans are dying so that Kushner can make money
*spurs
Put the Strait of Hormuz on the blockchain.
by Andrew Yang
They should kick jared out of Davos. Trump is such an idiot. He sent Kushner and Witkoff (real estate developers) to negotiate with iran re: uranium enrichment? No wonder negotiation failed and they advised him to bomb Iran.
