Whenever I hear a podcast advertise a product containing hyaluronic acid, my brain tries to interpret what they are saying as "highly ironic" acid.
14.02.2026 05:04 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@davebear.bsky.social
Gay bear in an open polyamorous relationship. Software developer, composer, arranger, instrumentalist, vocalist, SCA dance enthusiast. Board games, RPGs, fantasy, sci-fi, & so forth. He/him/his. NSFW content included. Adults only. Telegram: DaveBearMN
Whenever I hear a podcast advertise a product containing hyaluronic acid, my brain tries to interpret what they are saying as "highly ironic" acid.
14.02.2026 05:04 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Just ordered. Am I the lucky guy or did someone else beat me to it?
13.02.2026 00:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0that's also crazy because do you really want to pay hospital inpatient prices for OTC meds? because they will be in for a rude surprise unless their insurance is solid.
10.02.2026 02:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0hairy bearded middle aged man in bed
I volunteer!
08.02.2026 15:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 06'7" of beefy goodness.
07.02.2026 03:30 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I also loved him as Killjoy in Ice Pirates.
07.02.2026 03:26 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0grrr. Yes, Daddy.
07.02.2026 03:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Great flavor, refreshing temperature, interesting texture.
05.02.2026 06:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thrrrree.
04.02.2026 00:57 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Perhaps EPCOT is just one-half of Paul Bunyan's set of ben wa balls.
29.01.2026 04:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1Given that the foil in question is likely aluminum instead of literal tin, the 'tent' descriptor for the overall shape seems like a reasonable guess at a back-formation.
Also odd that most people still call it tin foil when that term is decades out of fashion is an interesting fossilized usage.
virile man!
18.01.2026 01:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You had me at fucker.
17.01.2026 23:28 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My take on it is this:
That other place used to have tweets.
Some early BlueSky users called posts skeets / skeeting used (likely a portmanteau of sky + tweet) as the replacement word here for tweet until eventually most users stopped wanting any kind of reminder of that other place's energy.
Make a Bond movie casual
Dr. Maybe
O Isthmus Tree, O Isthmus Tree,
You're not quite on an island.
O Isthmus Tree, O Isthmus Tree,
You're still attached to dry land.
Indeed!
14.12.2025 22:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0yum!
14.12.2025 00:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Always perfectly dressed!
13.12.2025 23:29 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Dave just after getting a fresh haircut and beard trim.
Wide shoulders view of Dave just after getting a fresh haircut and beard trim.
Bear powers restored.
13.12.2025 21:47 โ ๐ 83 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Oh, and here's me with a fresh hair cut and beard trim:
13.12.2025 21:45 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Howdy, gentlemen.
08.12.2025 02:01 โ ๐ 54 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Absolute woofiness!
06.12.2025 00:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When I was 21, an older family member predicted that I would be dead before age 42.
I'm 55 now, so by my count, I've been in the bonus round for thirteen years or so.
"Happy Thanksgiving" in a playful font placed above and to tge left of two bearded men having sex on a plate, their bodies creating a shape reminiscent of a roast turkey.
Me and who?
27.11.2025 15:53 โ ๐ 34 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Hot. Would smash.
27.11.2025 15:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I want a turn with both the fucker and the fuckee in this scene.
27.11.2025 15:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Put it someplace warm.
25.11.2025 02:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The concrete isn't the only thing setting up hard!
21.11.2025 13:43 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0