Level 54 Werebear

love the big beard!

Make me, big guy. 😈

After a full day of train-riding, have arrived in Chicago.

Anyone using that phrase had better be from Letterkenny.

Thank you!

close up of a bearded, shirtless man in bed.

Hair and beard now in my "burgundy and brown" color phase for autumn.

(I'm not nude in this photo, just shirtless, but I decided to label the photo for nudity anyway since I've seen my stuff get auto-labeled if any hint of nipple is showing.)

delicious body art!

Good to see you here!

yum!

That bugs me too.

Similarly, when a guy lists his location as "Midtown".

Midtown where?

Manhattan? Atlanta? Minas Tirith? Emerald City? Mad Max style wasteland?

Bearded man in a psychadelic rainbow shirt naps on a couch. A calico cat naps on top of the man.

Sleepy creatures.

You'd be good as any of those.

I think I'm somewhere in the bard / sorceror / wizard spectrum.

oh, me too. *swoon*

Naked man on a bed.

...

No, iodine has nothing to do with my allergy. I can eat iodized salt just fine.

I think it's a protein kind of thing in crustaceans and some insects, like cicadas. Some kind of keratin variant, perhaps?

Whatever it is, it can cause numbness and airway swelling in people who are sensitive to it.

bearded man in bed, smiling.

Level 54 for about three more weeks.

Also, I have a shellfish allergy, so there was no advantage at all to having them available.

I was vaguely surprised they were in the yard since I figured they needed to be in or on the water.

I guess we must have been close enough to the creek for them to go back and forth and make their little mud towers in our front yard.

Yours to breed, Big Dad.

French me like one of your drawn girls!

The beginning of The Iliad, except instead of Eris casting the golden apple into the midst of the Olympians, it's me distracting my cats from a scuffle by tossing them a catnip-scented kick toy shaped like a pickle embroidered with the words "I'm kind of a big dill."

*volunteers*

Dave and Owen.

Empty wrestling ring, pre-show.

Fine weather for some Saturday afternoon outdoor bouts! F1rst Wrestling at Black Hart of St. Paul.

@brownbeargaymer.com

We may have to try over and over, but eventually...

Bearded man with blue eyes smiles at the camera, flexing his tattooed shoulders / upper arms.

Bear with two tats.

Bearded man in a blue tank top flexes his biceps and shows off his hairy armpits.

Just because.

DaveBear and BrownBearGaymer, two bearded guys, waiting at the Mall of America for a wrestling show to begin.

Bears, Beards, and Mayhem at Saturday Night Nitro! F1rst Wrestling at Mall of America. With @brownbeargaymer.com

Daddy

Solid philosophy.

Now I'm craving unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks.