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Level 55 Werebear

@davebear.bsky.social

Gay bear in an open polyamorous relationship. Software developer, composer, arranger, instrumentalist, vocalist, SCA dance enthusiast. Board games, RPGs, fantasy, sci-fi, & so forth. He/him/his. NSFW content included. Adults only. Telegram: DaveBearMN

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Whenever I hear a podcast advertise a product containing hyaluronic acid, my brain tries to interpret what they are saying as "highly ironic" acid.

14.02.2026 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just ordered. Am I the lucky guy or did someone else beat me to it?

13.02.2026 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's also crazy because do you really want to pay hospital inpatient prices for OTC meds? because they will be in for a rude surprise unless their insurance is solid.

10.02.2026 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
hairy bearded middle aged man in bed

hairy bearded middle aged man in bed

I volunteer!

08.02.2026 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

6'7" of beefy goodness.

07.02.2026 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also loved him as Killjoy in Ice Pirates.

07.02.2026 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

grrr. Yes, Daddy.

07.02.2026 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great flavor, refreshing temperature, interesting texture.

05.02.2026 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thrrrree.

04.02.2026 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perhaps EPCOT is just one-half of Paul Bunyan's set of ben wa balls.

29.01.2026 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Given that the foil in question is likely aluminum instead of literal tin, the 'tent' descriptor for the overall shape seems like a reasonable guess at a back-formation.

Also odd that most people still call it tin foil when that term is decades out of fashion is an interesting fossilized usage.

29.01.2026 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

virile man!

18.01.2026 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You had me at fucker.

17.01.2026 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My take on it is this:

That other place used to have tweets.

Some early BlueSky users called posts skeets / skeeting used (likely a portmanteau of sky + tweet) as the replacement word here for tweet until eventually most users stopped wanting any kind of reminder of that other place's energy.

17.01.2026 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Make a Bond movie casual

Dr. Maybe

26.12.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

O Isthmus Tree, O Isthmus Tree,
You're not quite on an island.
O Isthmus Tree, O Isthmus Tree,
You're still attached to dry land.

24.12.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 24.12.2025 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Indeed!

14.12.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yum!

14.12.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Always perfectly dressed!

13.12.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dave just after getting a fresh haircut and beard trim.

Dave just after getting a fresh haircut and beard trim.

Wide shoulders view of Dave just after getting a fresh haircut and beard trim.

Wide shoulders view of Dave just after getting a fresh haircut and beard trim.

Bear powers restored.

13.12.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh, and here's me with a fresh hair cut and beard trim:

13.12.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Howdy, gentlemen.

08.12.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolute woofiness!

06.12.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I was 21, an older family member predicted that I would be dead before age 42.

I'm 55 now, so by my count, I've been in the bonus round for thirteen years or so.

04.12.2025 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"Happy Thanksgiving" in a playful font placed above and to tge left of two bearded men having sex on a plate, their bodies creating a shape reminiscent of a roast turkey.

"Happy Thanksgiving" in a playful font placed above and to tge left of two bearded men having sex on a plate, their bodies creating a shape reminiscent of a roast turkey.

Me and who?

27.11.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hot. Would smash.

27.11.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want a turn with both the fucker and the fuckee in this scene.

27.11.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Put it someplace warm.

25.11.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The concrete isn't the only thing setting up hard!

21.11.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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