🪄✨Meg

🪄✨Meg

@lefthanded-cynic.bsky.social

Registered Dietitian, smartass, spreadsheet connoisseur, catmom, 🐐herder, aspiring mountain hermit 🗻⛰️ General vibe: I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.

122 Followers 144 Following 42 Posts Joined Nov 2024
4 months ago
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Lemmy the cat also can’t abide fascism #nokings

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6 months ago
A white and brown cat with a fluffy tail standing in tall grass

Anyway, here’s Lemmy hunting for crickets last night

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6 months ago

Let me get this straight - because he wasn’t screaming like Alex Jones while spewing hate speech, he’s a model for civil debate? He wasn’t even good at debating.

Shit. Give me a fistful of propranolol, lorazepam, and Adderall chased with half a PBR and I could’ve made him cry.

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6 months ago
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What’s the German word for “I’m sorry he died but I’m glad he’s dead”?

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11 months ago

On one hand it's a little encouraging that they could only gin up quotes from two Dems on the anti-trans side.

On the other, it's obnoxious that the media is trying to whip up a 'debate' out of very little disagreement.

On the other-other hand it's nuts for pro-trans Dems to talk like this

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11 months ago

Qaadir and Naazir Lewis were on their way to college. Somehow, they ended up dead on a mountain in a sundown town.

Georgia authorities declared it a murder-suicide.

There are a lot of twins in my family. So this sounds like utter bullshit to me.

Call 404-244-2600 and urge the GBI to try harder.

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11 months ago

Try growing up with her as your mom, and instead of normal parenting, you just got that wall of text in response to your “everything is on fire and no one is helping” message

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11 months ago
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11 months ago

She won’t even acknowledge my texts when I say her actions are hurtful.
So mom, #sorrynotsorry for fucks sake stop dressing me down without context on social media.

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11 months ago

Context here…
My mom sent me this canned response 9 minutes before she posted.
I made the mistake of venting my frustration/anger/existential dread about current events to her the night before.
She ignored the opportunity to comfort her daughter in favor of low-engagement social media content.

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11 months ago
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@jorgeomau.art

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1 year ago

“Very angry” doesn’t begin to describe me, “dear mother.”

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1 year ago
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

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1 year ago
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Days like this, I fantasize about screaming so loud my head physically pops.

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1 year ago
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For all us non-farmer, not-living-in-disaster-area, non-bridge-crossers, this makes so much fiscal sense. I love this for us.

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1 year ago

I heard stories about how miners loved their canaries, and if they stopped singing/collapsed the miners would rush them out and fuss over the bird until it came to?

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1 year ago

It was a shitty reminder at the very least

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1 year ago

@lefthanded-dad.bsky.social it’s an electric, 10000% more expensive version of my Volvo 240!

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1 year ago

Ignore me, just doing my Happy Dietitian Dance over here

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1 year ago

Do it - pardon some more people. Cancel some loans. Send Seal Team 6 to TP (or worse?) some homes. The world is your oyster, Uncle Joe. You earned a little treat.

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1 year ago

This is my go-to “I’m having a rough day and I deserve a dopamine hit” video.

And he can do the flip because he’s SPIDERMAN

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1 year ago

Fuuuuck…the little warning that I might be using abusive language when I describe a nazi troll as “a mealy, yet undercooked rutabaga” 🤦‍♀️

FB has yet to recognize “lukewarm tomato aspic” as a problematic descriptor tho, so there’s that

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1 year ago

She retired as the democratic leader - she’s still in congress.

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1 year ago

Challenge accepted - couldn’t have a better time with anyone else 💕

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1 year ago

Bam. Signed up

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1 year ago

The Vindmans were hesitant to buy furniture for their home last year, just in case they had to flee the country if Trump was reelected.

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1 year ago

Because being nice and accommodating worked for tons of other groups.

Excuse me, I have to go break some things and scream into the darkness.

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1 year ago

I rearranged the daffodils in my front garden to read something similar 🌼

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1 year ago
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Until AI can wash, fold, and put away my laundry, I don’t want it.

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1 year ago

I took a class on foodborne illness as part of my Dietetics degree. The professor mainly researched listeria, and in all his years of teaching and research, only completely cut a few foods from his diet.
#1 on his list was raw milk. Because listeria is the least of your worries with raw milk.

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