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@thatdamnceej.bsky.social

🧑 | ZPB | OH | #jeepgang | B.S πŸŽ“

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I don’t know how to do anything BUT to keep going.

02.02.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish everyone would stop posting their kids on social media

25.01.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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First thing a man wanna do is come over. Yall are so easy it’s disgusting.

25.01.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It be all cute and flirty, then they ask you for something…

24.01.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh I wish we could make our pages private on here

18.01.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Definitely! It’s been a rough season for a lot of the coaches

18.01.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmaoooooo you ain’t wrong

18.01.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gabbbbyyyyy!!!! thank you hun πŸ₯°

17.01.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One time for the home team πŸ˜ΌπŸ’™
Happy Founders Day sorors !

17.01.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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@ddpacino.bsky.social

17.01.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a strong urge to purge. I want to throw everything away I swear

10.01.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE killed a Black man, Keith Porter, 7 days before Renee Good, and I hadn't heard about it until today. His vigils went unnoticed. His life came and gone and America forgot to blink.

Two Americas.

08.01.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7814    πŸ” 3522    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 23

WHERE IS THE MONEY LASHONDRA!?

08.01.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ll report back after the game !!!

07.01.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I be soooo excited for alone time lol. I can’t WAIT to go home

07.01.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m glad you said that because I want to be a pro IMMEDIATELY 🀣

07.01.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣 I was irritated! I like big men but keep it cute boo

07.01.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okayyyyyy followed!! I got the towels! I’ll get me a lil spray bottle for the alcohol! THANK YOUUU!!

07.01.2026 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because why did your booty show a lil bit when you got out the car. Thick ass, take me home

07.01.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So no classes yet in my area. The dance studio schedule doesn’t fit mine but I’ve been on YouTube ! I definitely will get the app!

07.01.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I figured the silicone would hurt! I kept thinking like I’m sure it’s really grippy and obviously won’t let you move as freely! Ok noted on the oils 🀣🀣 I definitely would be on the floor!!

07.01.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I got a chrome one! I don’t know nothing at all but I want to learn! Should I get the wrap for the pole to grip it better?

07.01.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok hol on, I need tips! I just bought oneeeeee

07.01.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The whole ICK

07.01.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WGFT song makes me cringe. Party over, coochie dry. Don’t make eye contact and leave expeditiously.

07.01.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I thought "grand rising" was bad enough.

"Anointed rising" is pissing me off so bad. lmaooooooo

07.01.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s NEVER worth it. Let it go.

07.01.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Behind the revenge you want, is all the karma you wanted them to have. Be careful.

07.01.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok parents of multiple - do yall kids argue constantly? How do yall navigate it? I know parenting has no rule book but man they be at it

07.01.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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