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I know right

16.02.2026 14:24 — 👍 0 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

Super Bowl is in ATL in 2028 so I highly doubt it.

16.02.2026 14:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Still tryna figure out why we gotta work on Presidents’ Day

16.02.2026 14:11 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Will Campbell was so ass last night…mfer was straight bbq chicken. Send his ass to Amazon

09.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gone ahead and claim ya team before we get to march no switch up fr

09.02.2026 04:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And now… we prepare for March Madness 😈

09.02.2026 03:39 — 👍 21 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 15

Yeah they gotta come up with a different nickname frfr fuck 12

09.02.2026 03:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone saw a Doritos commercial this year or am I tweaking?

09.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

I’m not a cheater

04.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Never have and never will will

02.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nicki been embarrassing for years but we not finna go there

02.02.2026 22:13 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I would love for my first parlay of BHM to hit lol

02.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Run that by me again

02.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Me when my Sag slander spidey senses go off

02.02.2026 21:50 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

Nope lol we one of the lost hated. I’ve heard the name Sagiterrorist from a lot of people

02.02.2026 22:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Goodness gracious

02.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lmaooo nah facts I need sinners only over here

02.02.2026 20:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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02.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you, Cheryl and Luther. The work lives on. #GRAMMYs

02.02.2026 04:21 — 👍 133 🔁 44 💬 1 📌 3

KDot really the GOAT rapper of all time if you think about it.

02.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Winning AOTY and performing the Super Bowl gotta be one of the craziest weeks of all-time.

02.02.2026 04:34 — 👍 255 🔁 100 💬 4 📌 11

aye fuck that groundhog.

02.02.2026 14:18 — 👍 42 🔁 19 💬 3 📌 5

And fuck that damn groundhog

02.02.2026 15:24 — 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Turnt every which way but loose huh

29.01.2026 16:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is why Titty Tuesday don't even get movin anymore on here. I hate these niggas man

28.01.2026 20:11 — 👍 23 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 7

Just waiting on Friday to clock tf out

29.01.2026 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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29.01.2026 16:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Idk what it is but I really wanna go to the movies this weekend. It’s something about enjoying a good movie and disconnecting for 2 plus hours that makes me feel at ease. Lemme check fandango rq to see what’s playing

29.01.2026 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥷 be weird I swear

29.01.2026 15:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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29.01.2026 15:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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