Ugh, why can't I have a friend that I can flirt with, have romantic undertones with, and eventually sleep with because we pine for each other so much? Like I'm trying to be gay but God or whoever is stopping me at every turn.
I need them in a way that would set feminism back 50 years.
Ugh. Miss when I could be horny on main and not be judged.
I'm genuinely so annoyed right now. Like fuck dude. There is no need to be a fucking creep. Keep it in your pants. I'm not porn. I'm a person.
Is there a secret competition between men to see who can be the creepiest and most perverted? Like Jesus fuck.
Cashier has apparently never heard siblings bickering.
Hear me out.
Ugh, I wish I had more friends.
I would like to thank the Lord for giving me a big rack, so now I have more pockets.
I would like to curse the Lord for giving me a big rack because now I have back pain that won't go away.
Ugh I'm so hot. It's genuinely so annoying how pretty I am.
Gotta love when you're reminded that technology is fucking stupid.
When your chicken starts to taste like chicken.
When your eggs start to taste like eggs.
When your food starts to taste like food instead of joy.
Look how cute my homescreen is now 🥰.
This is your reminder to clean your glasses AND your phone if you have not done so today.
Not to be horny on main, but I really wanna lay my head on someone's chest while they play with my hair. Even some head scratches if I'm feeling real crazy.
Anyways, I have a little queery for you, it's me.
Work drama is so funny to me.
Saw this, thought it was cute. Let's see how this goes.
#colormytree colormytree.me/2024/01JEAFD...
Filet tips and mashed potatoes? Shit fucking slaps harder than an abusive mom.
Spotify wrapped is finally here. This is mine, and I am genuinely not surprised, lol.
I have so many selfies where I looked fucking amazing and my hair looked amazing. I want to share them but don't know if that's to self centered.
My back is fucking killing me from carrying everything and everyone at work. Figuratively and literally. I feel like an old woman I can barely move.
I hate seasonal depression. Ugh. Isolation sucks.
You ever see someone so fucking attractive you get two heartbeats? Like stop being so hot 😭.
When your sister clocks your gay and then gets offended when you ask if they know. Like damn. Okay. I must have an intensely gay aura.
How sick would it be if I had mesothelioma? Idk sounds pretty sick to me.
I hate having a body sometimes. It makes me want to peel my skin off, scream, and just not exist. I just want to be a sexy orb of energy.
You know? That's kinda gay. Just sayin'.
I think sitting on a woman's face would cure my depression. I also think her then sitting on my face would cure my depression x2. Simple math.
Day one of the six day blanket. Ugh, I'm so excited.
