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bantu and his lady friend have sex on their sides.
"But starting his day doesn't have to mean getting out of bed."

bantu and his lady friend have sex on their sides. "But starting his day doesn't have to mean getting out of bed."

part 2~

squeesh

09.03.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 847    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

TN: banten is dwarf slang for big tits. bantu would mean something like titty in dwarf

09.03.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i should draw bantu and banten together one of these days for no reason other than it's funny that i named them like that.

bantu: my name means WHAT

09.03.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
bantu and his lady friend have sex on their sides.
"But starting his day doesn't have to mean getting out of bed."

bantu and his lady friend have sex on their sides. "But starting his day doesn't have to mean getting out of bed."

part 2~

squeesh

09.03.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 847    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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09.03.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1994    πŸ” 2242    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 21
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Good news, I started a dogboy AU comic >:3c. Eugene takes in a troublesome foster dog.
Father Eugene has got a handle on it though, never fear!
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09.03.2026 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 453    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

it probably shows the most in the dwarves tbh. 100% left hand influenced

09.03.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LOVE leguin

09.03.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
bantu the troll stretches and yawns, a lady troll lays beside him. beneath the image is the text "MORNING" "A water watcher's day begins at dawn, when the gulls' first crying wakes him."

bantu the troll stretches and yawns, a lady troll lays beside him. beneath the image is the text "MORNING" "A water watcher's day begins at dawn, when the gulls' first crying wakes him."

i've been reading leguin's Always Coming Home, an anthropological exploration of a totally fictional culture, and also have been really into studying katsuya terada's work. so i'm combining those interests. i want to do at least a few of these, following a day in troll culture.

08.03.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 891    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

it's intended to be more like a fresco or mural but that's tough to convey in three colors, lol. but yeah i want to improve at making things that feel lived in and Specific ive historically been fairly lazy with my set dressing

08.03.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
bantu the troll stretches and yawns, a lady troll lays beside him. beneath the image is the text "MORNING" "A water watcher's day begins at dawn, when the gulls' first crying wakes him."

bantu the troll stretches and yawns, a lady troll lays beside him. beneath the image is the text "MORNING" "A water watcher's day begins at dawn, when the gulls' first crying wakes him."

i've been reading leguin's Always Coming Home, an anthropological exploration of a totally fictional culture, and also have been really into studying katsuya terada's work. so i'm combining those interests. i want to do at least a few of these, following a day in troll culture.

08.03.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 891    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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07.03.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 442    πŸ” 373    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 5

so if the 1099 says 100, but the earnings say 90, you report the 100 to start with, and later in the process when asked for business expenses and deductions, you say you spent 10. and you do that math for each month and those are your numbers. exactly how it's entered depends on how you file

08.03.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you report the 1099 numbers bc that's what patreon told the government, but you download that CSV and find the column with "your earnings" and the row for each month on the 1099. you subtract your earnings from the 1099, and you report *that* number as a business expense deduction.

08.03.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yes.

08.03.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

which part? there's some more instructions in my replies below

08.03.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

had a nice dinner with my bestie

08.03.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you're so right that's good advice

08.03.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah i was doing that too till i was like there Must be a better way

07.03.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yup lol i got to like april before i realized where the missing hundo was coming from

07.03.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you want to know how important it is for you to do this math: the fees patreon took from me in 2025 add up to roughly 3 months of income. that's 3 months of income i would have paid taxes on if i didn't deduct the fees from the 1099. 3 months of income i never actually had!

07.03.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 703    πŸ” 411    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

thank you for reminding me i need to report my substar income LOL. alas i have no idea and i make so much less from substar that i'm not as concerned with saving money there.

07.03.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and if you're dumb like me remember that 1099s arrange their numbers horizontally in rows of 2 and not vertically in 2 columns. save yourself from doing your math again.

07.03.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

originally i said to start with the number in the 'total charged' column but that includes card declines, ie money you never actually received. the 1099 number is the correct number to start with.

07.03.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

CORRECTION: you want to START with the numbers on your 1099, and then subtract each month's 'your total earnings' from them. that difference is your deductible business expense.
if your 1099 reports 100 for january, and your earnings are 90, you deduct the 10.

07.03.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of patreon's payouts page

screenshot of patreon's payouts page

reminder when you're doing your taxes, the number patreon is putting on your 1099 is the gross and they DO NOT exclude all the money they took from you in fees. you need to deduct that yourself as business expenses. an easy ("easy") way to do that is to download your earnings by month

07.03.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 699    πŸ” 321    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

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07.03.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
crop of sir gallant in a pit of tentacles

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07.03.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 364    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

finished the show tonight. yeah that's a Good Show. i completely understand how it blew up.

07.03.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
crop of sir gallant in a pit of tentacles

crop of sir gallant in a pit of tentacles

the suggestion box is open for $10 patrons! but there's also a new exclusive for everyone else! hop in for $5 to see a heavily eggnant sir gallant~ tentacles don't fall in love but they do find favorite incubators~~

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