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@cryptidgirlthing.bsky.social

[ CRYPTID HUMANOID OF THE FEMININE VARIETY. ] 22 :: it/its • she/her ΘΔ :: some people know me as jade please communicate clearly with me

32 Followers  |  76 Following  |  57 Posts  |  Joined: 26.08.2023  |  1.6301

Latest posts by cryptidgirlthing.bsky.social on Bluesky

love helping people make cool websites

the internet is such a cool place

29.09.2025 02:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

had such a good time ,,, so happy i got to go out ,,, need to do this more ,,,

24.08.2025 06:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

going out w friends !!! so excited !!!

24.08.2025 02:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

as of 5/15/25 (MM/DD/YY) i updated my profile — username, banner... everything. my old handle here was @\demidoggirl.bsky.social

if you found me thru twitter my handle there is @\deergirlthing because of the username character limit

15.05.2025 21:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(i have mutuals i still talk and interact with and i'd miss them if i left)

15.05.2025 21:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

also thought it was time to refresh the profile

planning to use this identity on twitter as well

why do i even mention that hellish bird app i'm surprised i still interact on there

15.05.2025 21:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i hope y'all are doing well!! i almost never post here but HI HELLO WORLD

15.05.2025 20:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i'm so invested in this already!! two chapters that cook and i'm genuinely excited to see what comes next from this

12.02.2025 02:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’ve been late to work every day this week and todays the first day i got here on time… i really need to fix my sleep schedule 😞

31.01.2025 12:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fair… still better to say i tried the game if i dont enjoy it lowkey (/nm)

30.01.2025 21:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WHAT HAS YOU SO HEATED OVER BALATRO 😭

30.01.2025 21:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

just installed balatro. let’s see what the craze is about

30.01.2025 21:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I CAN ONLY LOCK IN IF I KNOW THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD. PLEASE CONFIRM

24.01.2025 13:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i was a mess by the time i got to the end of that movie 😭 i have been veeeery tempted with getting that as a tattoo

11.01.2025 02:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

damn, that’s my freakiest fantasy too… i yearn to be cuddled and appreciated by someone that can i share mutual interest with

09.01.2025 21:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

happy new year! i got plans for this year and i don’t want to back down on them. stay strong and stay safe yall <3

01.01.2025 05:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

EVERYTHING WENT GREAT !!!!!!! i’m so HAPPY YIPPEEEEE

07.12.2024 20:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

going on a date with someone AAAFJFKSJSJ IM SO EXCITED

07.12.2024 16:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

IM NOT COMMENTING ABOUT THAT!! i don’t even know how to phrase my other reply better i shoulda kept it optimistic about finding decent baggy clothes 😭😭

06.12.2024 23:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

but if i wear a baggy hoodie my chest looks too flat </3 im only 8 months in with HRT and it’s such a struggle

06.12.2024 23:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

got my eyebrows done today AND cleaned up my bedroom. i feel so POWERFUL

also scheduled a hair appt for myself. gonna figure out a good hairstyle for myself but more important recolor it. probably gonna do a bluish-green color since i wanna try smth new ^w^

06.12.2024 23:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I NEED TO REACH THIS LEVEL OF PEAK!!!! one of my all-time desires is to flawlessly pull off a look like this 🙂‍↕️

06.12.2024 22:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

snowed bad last night (disgustingly slippery ice the entire drive to work) and didn’t manage my time enough to get to work on time. my time mgmt has been so poor i got written up for showing up too late to work way too much (~15 minutes late) 😭😭 i don’t know what to do anymore i’m so fucked

03.12.2024 23:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hoping tomorrow is better. gn bluesky

03.12.2024 03:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

update: didn’t get the job. i knew i screwed it up somewhere :(

02.12.2024 21:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh my GOD i wish i could be cozy in my room like this. my bedroom isn’t even close to this 😔

01.12.2024 21:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i still have to work tomorrow too. hoping i’m still mentally present by then because right now i DON’T feel like that 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

01.12.2024 00:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i worked black friday yesterday and i had to be in at 5:30am. it is now saturday and i got out of the first of two post-black-friday, different-stuff-is-on-sale shifts

my brain is so incredibly tapped out, so much so that im slightly concerned something’s wrong w me 🥲

01.12.2024 00:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

oooh my godd ,,,..,. iim taking NOTES IM TAKING ALL THE NOTES I CAN 😵‍💫😵‍💫

29.11.2024 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
SCP-6113 - SCP Foundation The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

in case anyone is wondering what it is scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6113

27.11.2024 02:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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