@marthaelisa.bsky.social
Teetering in the unknown
*shopping UGH
28.05.2025 05:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Things I miss the most when Iβm away from home:
β’ My mattress
β’ My squatty potty
I donβt want to go to your destination wedding, ever. Please donβt invite me.
10.03.2025 16:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I noticed that a few days ago. Embarrassing.
04.03.2025 16:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I use Apple Maps bud Google and their Gulf of America BS are embarrassing, glad I donβt have to look at that - Gulf of Delusion
12.02.2025 02:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Freedom of speech is under attack
12.02.2025 02:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs no amount of mindless online shipping that can make someone feel better in this toxic environment
29.01.2025 03:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That last episode of Shrinking fucked me up
25.01.2025 17:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0History repeats itself when people donβt learn from it.
22.01.2025 13:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs very frustrating to be so aware when the majority of people chose ignorance instead
22.01.2025 13:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are we doing this?
17.10.2024 02:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π«
06.02.2024 23:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A child does not equal a legacy
20.01.2024 01:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Espresso martinis are just vodka Red Bulls for grown ups
11.12.2023 02:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
already a strong contender for most powerful image from this thanksgiving
23.11.2023 17:00 β π 15 π 3 π¬ 1 π 1Iβm guessing this thing didnβt really take off, right?
23.11.2023 20:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nobody else gets to tell you who you are
26.10.2023 17:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This Canelo fight is a snooze fest π΄
01.10.2023 04:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My favorite person to stalk online is me π₯° rewatching my travel highlights on insta is my hobby
31.08.2023 16:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Had the bestest weekend at my parentsβ π₯°π₯°
31.07.2023 18:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0πππ
25.07.2023 02:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Honestly, I kinda liked the Mojo Dojo Casa House
24.07.2023 21:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Bye Twitter! No space for this dumpster fire in my life
24.07.2023 16:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0r/Place is coming back!
20.07.2023 13:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0PSA: get your Barbie tix NOW! My preferred day and time was already sold out- secure your spot, babes
19.07.2023 01:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Charles Barkley is a king π even if he makes fun of San Antonians all the time
18.07.2023 01:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Leo season is upon us and Iβm not ready
15.07.2023 06:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My toxic trait is that no matter how many times I proof check my emails, I only find typos *after* Iβve pressed βsendβ π« π« π«
10.07.2023 20:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Nothing will ever be more relatable than this.
09.07.2023 15:06 β π 590 π 130 π¬ 9 π 17
