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A screenshot of a Comment from user magalyreynosot that says, “On the other side of Shane is everything you want” I first learned about this from @brenebrown and it’s so true!” Then the user replied to herself with a correction, a comment that just says “shame*”

As Shane’s ex girlfriend, you were right the first time

tanning salon called “Hotbeds of Mental Health”

airplanes or as i like to call them, "flying cars"

Women dressed as Pitbull riding an escalator

5 Women dressed as Pitbull wearing aviator sunglasses and bald caps standing over a phone camera for TikTok

Women dressed as Mr. Worldwide (Pitbull) dancing in the kitchen

Two women dressed as Pitbull

black bloc has changed

Top 8 post right here 💯

“I already have a drink. Do you think he’ll buy me mozzarella sticks?”

I just tried to lick a stamp

Starting a pro scratching propaganda campaign

People who tell me not to scratch, in my opinion, have never felt a true itch

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

I would like to apologize to Tim Robinson for assuming he was the guilty hot dog for so many years. Relieved that we finally found the guy who did this though

A picture of the Count from Sesame Street. Text above and below him reads "If you're worried about how little you have achieved, remember Bram Stoker didn't write Dracula until he was 50 and Dracula didn't kill anyone until he was dead."

I downloaded this a while back because I thought it was funny. I hope it makes you smile too!

i think a lot about Sister Wendy saying that the chief virtue of abstract art (which she generally didn’t care for) was that it makes obvious the things art was kind of always about

I just listened to this book called NeuroTribes and I really had no idea how bad it was for anyone on the spectrum in Nazi Germany, and for their families. Truly stomach-turning.

and he said “I don’t know”

(posting this in quote tweet format so that you all understand this joke has layers)

Thinking about the time I asked a Bitcoin enthusiast what a fiat currency was

Why did this account follow me and why won’t they stop using the word ‘Agglomeration’

“Breathe in, breathe out, you keep me alive / you are my passionZ of Christ” 👼

Can’t see it as anything other than “The PASSIONZ”

Revisiting this today bc I recently applied for unemployment

Amazed to learn that Gaston ate more eggs than Cool Hand Luke

I was never super into The Office. I watched some, there were some great characters. However, I have a huge crush on Domhnall Gleeson and I’m very invested in the success of The Paper. I think a great twist would be to reveal in season 4 that he has been faking an American accent the whole time.

Call me the getty of petty

We were waiting for some change on my account to process so I told her about the triangle shirtwaist fire and when I apologized for rambling she said “no, you should be a teacher!” Anyway, happy Labor Day, the kids are all right ❤️

Today I got to explain to a call center worker at Spectrum what a union is, she literally had no idea when I asked. She was like “I think we must have one because they give us health insurance” and I was like oh, buckle up!

I want whatever this is

lofi beats to ignore the slow-motion apocalypse to

The furries were right about MFA, the furries were right about wearing tails,

The Very Serious People are probably also against a four day work week, when they’re the ones that need it the most. PLEASE stay home and watch some tv, stop bothering the rest of us with this half brained policy nonsense

And you will know us by the trail of bread