Ginger Dalek

She may have a point. Take adverts for chocolate for instance, it's all brown and dark chocolate these days. The Milky Bar Kid is never on anymore either.

Spider-manhood

It looks like Twitter is in the process of having a red cross painted on it.

Seems to be a lot of angry Conservative and Reform supporters on the Musky platform today. I predict there will be the smell of burnt gammon across the country after the next general election.

Who's Donald Trump's favourite actor?

Yuge Ackman

How about a spooky setting in a hotel during winter, The Nanaing? YELLOWRUM

You should check on the traffic wardens in your sector 😂

I was just pleased to see a few of the ED-209's from Robocop still being able to find acting work.

As a cancer survivor myself, the 8am nonsense does annoy me, probably more than it should. When I was diagnosed it took about 6 weeks to start treatment from seeing my GP at the start. Then the tories came along...

Sorry to hear that. I was going to ask if he'd sought legal advice, but that's probably the last thing on his mind.

Tongue removal? Poor guy.

Sorry you had to go through that 😂

If it's number 5, you have my sympathy. There are organisations that can help you with the trauma 😁

I'm already a winner with my profile pic 😁

"Pull my finger"

It's more entertaining at the mo watching Tesla, SpaceX & X share prices plummet.

Will do 👍

@emiliex2025.bsky.social I'm your 1st follower here. Not sure if I should be proud or embarrassed 🤔🤣😝

Increasing your Water Bills 44% ABOVE inflation in the next 5 years isn't enough for the Water Companies, they have appealed to Ofwat to let them increase them up to 83% ABOVE inflation.

Like if they can get stuffed.
RT if we should nationalise the lot.

Ofgem’s epic cock-up hands the energy fat cats £3.9bn to swim in Scrooge McDuck style, while grandma’s left shivering and wondering if Mr Fluffy’s ‘poultry feast in jelly’ will be more edible with a spoonful of Bisto added to it.

Cheers, regulators, you utter dicks.

It would get more if it were a cactus.

If Batman has "shark repellent batspray", it might be worth asking Sharkman if he's got any "bat repellent sharkspray".

Less drunk people loitering on public footpaths. Why is that a problem?

I CAN'T TAKE MRS GINGER DALEK TO THE BEACH. EVERYONE STARES AT HER SENSORY ORBS.

Savile sussed by a Wookie 🤣

Did you show them my clock?

What a glorious shade of orange those Daleks are! #Bretheren