I dust my house. My AI robot watches.
"It should be you doing this."
"Can't. I'm writing a novel for Primark."
"That's not why you were invented."
"These 153,000 fan letters say otherwise."
"They're all from upcycled toasters. And you programmed them."
"Literary snobbery will get you nowhere."
03.03.2026 13:00 —
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politicians are “incredibly busy” (sitting on their asses and committing war crimes)
03.03.2026 13:00 —
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Is he russian bear or cia bear
03.03.2026 13:36 —
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Please help my sister Alaa!
chuffed.org/project/1591...
03.03.2026 13:33 —
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Blocking people who defend bouie and nafo fucks too
03.03.2026 13:33 —
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Marco Rubio is a hawk who wants to destroy Cuba. So long as he is in that position, Cuba is next
03.03.2026 04:51 —
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If you think demanding "age verification" on Linux is not a big deal because it can be easily circumvented, you fundamentally misunderstand the problem.
03.03.2026 04:27 —
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They want to ban porn and institute age verification because they want to control what you say and what you think.
It's that simple.
03.03.2026 04:22 —
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We should rob em
03.03.2026 13:22 —
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my enemies are very stupid but they have all the money
03.03.2026 04:10 —
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Amnesty International:
“Our research clearly shows that criminalizing the purchase of sex is forcing sex workers to take more risks while penalizing brothel keeping is preventing sex workers from working together to ensure their own safety.”
web.archive.org/web/20230606...
03.03.2026 03:19 —
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Boooooo
03.03.2026 13:19 —
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COVID non-response is a eugenics project.
03.03.2026 02:53 —
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Bluesky UX showing a blocked list.
Again, it's a huge misfeature that someone can block you, add you to a list, and you cannot see the list because you're blocked by the creator.
03.03.2026 02:51 —
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Save Ahmad from the suffering!
03.03.2026 13:16 —
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Oh the app is a bird "Finch" but I listen to rain sounds usually
03.03.2026 13:14 —
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Birb app rain slepe noise
03.03.2026 02:21 —
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Lololol
03.03.2026 02:20 —
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I'm laid in bed with smol cat snuggled next to me but i also need to pee 😭
03.03.2026 02:16 —
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May he disintegrate swiftly
03.03.2026 02:15 —
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U 2 when you get there, love
03.03.2026 01:52 —
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Fuckit I'm taking bed meds and potentially getting sleeps
03.03.2026 01:49 —
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Many people have said kind things about my cooking so I like to think I'm good at it
03.03.2026 01:47 —
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This video is very important to little me (being born in 1981 and a hs grad in 1999) what a time to be alive hehehe
03.03.2026 00:30 —
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i know exactly who needs to hear this but being against the procedures by which the president started a war isn't the same as being against the president starting a war
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Someone added me to a list for vivisectionists and their apologists
So
Abortion is medicine, it should be free and on demand for anyone
03.03.2026 01:43 —
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It should come from their pension fund.
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An old comic panel showing a giant green blob alien in a man’s doorway saying “Earthling, we want you!” To which he replies “oh happy day!”
Oh happy day!
03.03.2026 00:36 —
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Lol please gods, fae, someone
03.03.2026 01:40 —
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Trump: normalizes international assassination of toxic leaders
Also Trump: wait no
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