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At some point I will figure out what I am doing here, but not this day. Pronouns are a work in progress so she/her, they/them, he/his are fine.

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Sham Hatwitch from Dragon Quest XI

Sham Hatwitch from Dragon Quest XI

Shout-out to the Sham Hatwitch

11.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1086    πŸ” 374    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 8
28.01.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 15980    πŸ” 6267    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 34
3 panel comic. Panel 1: waitress watching TV at a diner, a news story that says β€œFOUR DEAD. DEVELOPING STORY” the news anchor says β€œplease be advised, the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the anchor says β€œhere’s their photo.” It shows a picture of a guinea pig in a propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Seated at the bar is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, their face obscured slightly by shadow. They have on their plate an entire head of lettuce

3 panel comic. Panel 1: waitress watching TV at a diner, a news story that says β€œFOUR DEAD. DEVELOPING STORY” the news anchor says β€œplease be advised, the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the anchor says β€œhere’s their photo.” It shows a picture of a guinea pig in a propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Seated at the bar is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, their face obscured slightly by shadow. They have on their plate an entire head of lettuce

09.01.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 11714    πŸ” 2673    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 29

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

23.12.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 24587    πŸ” 5253    πŸ’¬ 284    πŸ“Œ 119
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a pelican with their mouth open, and two fish are above to fall into their pouch, but one is above another and may take a path out

a pelican with their mouth open, and two fish are above to fall into their pouch, but one is above another and may take a path out

the pelicans mouth is closed, and there's a fish out

the pelicans mouth is closed, and there's a fish out

the pelican looks at the camera, miffed, the fish is far away from its head at this point

the pelican looks at the camera, miffed, the fish is far away from its head at this point

the pelican opens its beak and tries to go for it, but i can report back it failed, the fish was long gone

the pelican opens its beak and tries to go for it, but i can report back it failed, the fish was long gone

FINALLY GOT IT!

I've taken well over 100,000 pelican pictures, maybe 200,000.

Over 20,000 the past month alone.

Today, I snagged "The One That Got Away"

In my infinite optimism, I give you, a very rare:

Fish success story.

πŸͺΆ

12.12.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2225    πŸ” 541    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 30

"You shouldn't make art for the money" buddy I'll take it one step further and say we shouldn't have to labor for capital at all but in the meantime pay an artist

11.12.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10105    πŸ” 3478    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 60
A cute Christmas tree figurine with flames on its right side and a frowning star on top

A cute Christmas tree figurine with flames on its right side and a frowning star on top

Anyone else?

#thisisfine #christmas2025 #anxiety #funnychristmas #christmasmeme

10.12.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AND supporting your local library is super important! If you actually DO want books to be available to everyone, the library *already exists* and is staffed by the people who are deep in the trenches of fighting censorship! Supporting the library is doing actual good for your community!

26.11.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2104    πŸ” 735    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 16
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

28.10.2025 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 20076    πŸ” 7706    πŸ’¬ 270    πŸ“Œ 1334

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

06.10.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10903    πŸ” 3091    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 40
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a man with a pumpkin head is dancing in a cemetery in the fog . Alt: a man with a pumpkin head is dancing in a cemetery in the fog .

MORNINGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

01.10.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4
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The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

26.09.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5279    πŸ” 2191    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am LOVING the new Animorphs covers. They keep the spirit of the originals but add a whole new level of organic flow/dynamic motion.

25.09.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

There was no tv show like Gaaaalavaaant!

12.09.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have been tagged in to provide the reminder about traumatic video because of the Charlie Kirk shooting video going around!

1. Settings -> Content & Media, turn off "autoplay video"
2. Keep your device sound off while browsing so an accidental activation won't include the sound

10.09.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2418    πŸ” 1315    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 93

The Bad Back guarantee: you’ll get really good at picking g things up off the floor with your toes

19.08.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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good evening

18.08.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4432    πŸ” 957    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 57
Comic. [3-column table with headers Period, My Favorite Part, and My Biggest Complaint] [Row 1] P: *Precambrian*, MFP: Life develops, MBC: Snowball Earth episodes [Row 2] P: Cambrian, MFP: Trilobites!, MBC: Evolution could stand to calm down a little [Row 3] P: Ordovician, MFP: Earth might have had rings, MBC: Scary volcanic eruption in North America [Row 4] P: Silurian, MFP: First land animals, MBC: Earth’s newfound mold problem [Row 5] P: Devonian, MFP: Big mountains in Boston, MBC: Yeah, sure, what those giant killer fish needed was *armor* [Row 6] P: Carboniferous, MFP: Cool forests, MBC: Bugs too big [Row 7] P: Permian, MFP: Pangea, MBC: Google β€œThe Great Dying” [Row 8] P: Triassic, MFP: Tanystropheus [dinosaur with extremely long neck next to tiny person for scale], MBC: Damage to Canada still visible from space at Manicouagan [Row 9] P: Jurassic, MFP: Birds, MBC: Parasitoid wasps [Row 10] P: Cretaceous, MFP: Raptors, MBC: Raptors [Row 11] P: Paleogene, MFP: Pretty horseys!!!, MBC: Paleocene-eocene thermal maximum [Row 12] P: Neogene, MFP: Forests of *Dracaena* Dragonblood Trees, MBC: Zanclean Flood [Row 13] P: Quaternary, MFP: Burrito invented, MBC: Whoever picked this name for the third period of the Cenozoic

Comic. [3-column table with headers Period, My Favorite Part, and My Biggest Complaint] [Row 1] P: *Precambrian*, MFP: Life develops, MBC: Snowball Earth episodes [Row 2] P: Cambrian, MFP: Trilobites!, MBC: Evolution could stand to calm down a little [Row 3] P: Ordovician, MFP: Earth might have had rings, MBC: Scary volcanic eruption in North America [Row 4] P: Silurian, MFP: First land animals, MBC: Earth’s newfound mold problem [Row 5] P: Devonian, MFP: Big mountains in Boston, MBC: Yeah, sure, what those giant killer fish needed was *armor* [Row 6] P: Carboniferous, MFP: Cool forests, MBC: Bugs too big [Row 7] P: Permian, MFP: Pangea, MBC: Google β€œThe Great Dying” [Row 8] P: Triassic, MFP: Tanystropheus [dinosaur with extremely long neck next to tiny person for scale], MBC: Damage to Canada still visible from space at Manicouagan [Row 9] P: Jurassic, MFP: Birds, MBC: Parasitoid wasps [Row 10] P: Cretaceous, MFP: Raptors, MBC: Raptors [Row 11] P: Paleogene, MFP: Pretty horseys!!!, MBC: Paleocene-eocene thermal maximum [Row 12] P: Neogene, MFP: Forests of *Dracaena* Dragonblood Trees, MBC: Zanclean Flood [Row 13] P: Quaternary, MFP: Burrito invented, MBC: Whoever picked this name for the third period of the Cenozoic

Geologic Periods

xkcd.com/3120/

28.07.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2952    πŸ” 544    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 22
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It’s mid WHEEK-WHEEK and this is a Guinea-Clay tribute to the beautiful NUTMEG who sadly passed❀️🌈
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#guineapig
#petart
#stopmotion

09.07.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well, I liked killing time with Merriam Webster's crossword puzzle game but "Phoebe" for "a Greek moon goddess often portrayed as a virgin huntress"

What

09.07.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Psst

While you're clipping along doing your reading challenge on goodreads or kindle or wherever - check to see if your Local Library has an adult summer reading program. I found out ours just started on Fri & signed up on my lunch today.

Proof of library engagement is pretty crucial right now.

10.06.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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First meetings

08.06.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 482    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Smut!
Give me smut and nothing but!
A dirty novel I can't shut
If it's uncut
And unsubt-
-tle.

04.06.2025 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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Is It Ethical to Buy Used Books and Music?

Gonna go out on a limb here @nytimes.com and say the main problem facing authors isn't used bookstores but the massive AI platforms you publish apologia for every day

15.05.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 8
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Moderna's combo Covid and flu mRNA shot outperforms current vaccines in large trial A combination shot would make it easier for people to get vaccinated against Covid and the flu at the same time.

Moderna's combo Covid and flu mRNA shot outperforms current vaccines in large trial
A combination shot would make it easier for people to get vaccinated against Covid and the flu at the same time.
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

09.05.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2600    πŸ” 690    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 106
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personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

29.04.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 55295    πŸ” 11600    πŸ’¬ 951    πŸ“Œ 576

At first I went "Boris?" and then I looked again and went "never mind, I see it."

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