joanzie jones

IS IT?

Your honor my client was being controlled by a small rodent under his hat

Picture of Super Sonic with the caption “New rule: never trust how you feel about your life past 9pm”

it’s 1AM and I almost had an Emotion but then I remembered the golden texts

yeah that’s fair. I feel the same about discord actually. all the other stuff they lock behind a paywall is fine EXCEPT stream quality. like come on. still, whatever keeps us from getting ads shoved down our throats

unpopular opinion but tbh I don’t mind this if it’s like discord and adds “extra” features. they gotta make money somehow

as a heated blankie in bed truther I am telling you that you need to get onboard thjs

I am a physical calendar devotee and I am pretty serious about having a separate work/life calendar (because we do NOT take work home!!!) but having to set up two calendars is getting annoying as fuck I can’t lie

I am disturbed by people who wear socks to bed

Woodcut print of a shorthaired tuxedo cat sleeping snuggled deep in a quilt or other type of bedspread with square patterns on it. Very bold, black lines on off-white paper. The cat just looks so cozy and snug in the folds of the blanket!

Snug! ❤️ Ca. 1950s. collection.carnegieart.org/objects/83b0...

everytime you're nice to me just imagine that I've burst into overwhelmed tears. think on that next time

listening to audiobooks while you drive is awesome. why is no one talking about this

JUST SAW A REAL-LIFE SILVERFISH, LIKE FROM MINECRAFT

if you are driving towards me at night with your high beams blinding me then I am absolutely flashing mine at you when you get close because FUCK YOUUUUU

if you’re willing to die on that hill, then die