@chirabella.bsky.social

Thirtysomething fandom-ite

190 Followers 139 Following 524 Posts Joined Feb 2024
12 hours ago
Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.

Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?

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8 hours ago

"I'm totally safe from the guy who's stabbing me as long as he stops stabbing me."

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18 hours ago
the saddest cat (cream tabby) looks forlornly at a plate of crackers. she believes she is being starved the saddest, hungriest (not really) cream tabby cat looks forlornly at a plate of crackers. her right paw is about to reach onto the plate. the saddest, hungriest (not really) cream tabby cat looks forlornly at a plate of crackers. her chin is resting on the edge of the shallow dish

but mother, the pathos #sadcat #sadcaturday #caturday #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky

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1 day ago

Depends on what we disagree on. If we have the same basic values but disagree how to go about implementing them, that's fine. If the disagreement is something like "Should [group] have basic human rights?" then I'm out of the restaurant before our drinks arrive.

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1 day ago
A tan colored toad with somewhat rough looking skin, covered in lots of irregular yellow-green splotches!

Our friend the Cyprian Green Toad lives on the island of Cyprus in the eastern Mediterranean and is the only species of toad found there! They are a common sight around any body of water on the island! (photo by Philippe Geniez)

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1 year ago
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shizun, i see you in my dreams.

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2 days ago
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Yoo Sangah!!! :D🧡
#orv

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2 days ago
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the US operation in Iran

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2 days ago
Marvel's Defenders.In the foreground is the Gargoyle smiling and holding the hands of an apparently happy old lady. In the background is Valkyrie, Beast, Doctor Strange and an unmasked Hellcat. Beast asks Strange, "--but what the heck was that all ABOUT?" "LOVE," replies Doctor Strange. At the bottom of the panel is Narration: "Although their minds do not understand--their hearts do."
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2 days ago
Leaning a bit to the right as it grows out of slightly mossy and sloped soil, a beautiful tall mushroom, Amanita muscaria, perfectly captures the soft mid-morning light. Its stipe, which is about four inches long before it reaches the cap, is white and has a slightly rough texture. The cap, which is about two and a half inches tall, is almost spherical in shape, bright red, and covered in tightly packed white patches that have a cracked texture.

Another perfect Amanita muscaria shining in the morning sunlight. The white patches on this one are so nice 👌🏼

📷 Canon R5
Canon RF 100mm f/2.8L IS USM
M, f/4, 1/8, ISO 400
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11/7/24
Northern Oregon Coast

#mushroom #fungifriends #mushrooms

🍄📷 📸🎞 🌿🌱 🟢 🍄 🍄‍🟫

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2 days ago
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait:

1. Build up speed
2. Hit Trampoline
3. Cool backflip
4. Nail the landing

The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

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3 days ago
A rough-skinned brown toad, covered in lots of spiky bumps! They have a thin lighter brown line running down the center of their back and a slightly wider lighter brown line running down their side! They have a cream-colored belly! They have a prominent ridge running from their nose and around their eyes! Their parotoid glands are nearly round and quite small, smaller than their eye!

Our friend the Southern Round-gland Toad is also known as the Dry Forest Toad, or even better in Spanish as the Sapo Chiquito de Bosque Seco! They live in extreme southern Mexico and through Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, and Nicaragua! (photo by Josue Ramos Galdamez)

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3 days ago

Hey, it worked great for Ron Desantis’ presidential campaign

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4 days ago

Some days it’s a crime that the phrase “I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this” hasn’t entered the general lexicon.

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4 days ago

Bull. Shit.

A person who qualifies for SNAP is painfully aware of how money works on a microeconomic level. When you have to watch every penny, you’re damn well going to know where they’re all going.

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4 days ago

Not least because Macchiavelli *didn't fucking say that.* (And I think that Sun Tzu would have a few things to say about how these dipshits are prosecuting this war.)

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5 days ago
A golden-brown toad sitting up and looking at the camera! They are covered in lots of warty bumps that have a very rough looking texture! They have a slight ridge running along the edge of their nose and over their eyes!

Our friend the Ornate Forest Toad lives in southeastern Brazil and maybe as far inland as Argentina and Paraguay! They are highly polymorphic and have many different colors and patterns ranging from browns with symmetrical patterns to bright yellow without patterns! (photo by Lucas Mantelo Cruz)

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6 days ago

Pfff, that doesn't even crack the Top 10 of weirdest takes from this guy.

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1 week ago
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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

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6 days ago

“Some people fall in love with members of their own gender” is not a difficult concept for even very young children. It’s not a big deal unless their grownups make it one.

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1 week ago

HELP his lil hands too short for his sleeves 🥹🥹🥹 A TINY FIGHTY ANGEL

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1 week ago

Apparently he did it while they were asleep? And then took selfies, because this is definitely an activity that you want difficult-to-erase evidence of.

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1 week ago

Life is such a rich tapestry

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1 week ago

Oh my god, why not just get out an Ouija Board

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1 week ago
a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

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1 week ago

“Total nightmare” is about accurate, so let’s hope that the Dems have someone viable 😬

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1 week ago

A windmill stole his lunch money 😔

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1 week ago

#LunarEclipse FAQ:

Q: Is it safe to look at?
A: Absolutely! Unlike a solar eclipse, there's no UNsafe time to look at a lunar eclipse.

Q: Do I need a telescope?
A: Nope! Best view is with naked eye. Just look up!

Q: Does the eclipse portend terror & doom?
A: Not at all! The news has that covered.

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1 week ago

Fellas, is it flirty to passive-aggressively accuse someone of not caring about you?

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1 week ago

Perfectly put.

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