Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?
"I'm totally safe from the guy who's stabbing me as long as he stops stabbing me."
but mother, the pathos #sadcat #sadcaturday #caturday #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky
Depends on what we disagree on. If we have the same basic values but disagree how to go about implementing them, that's fine. If the disagreement is something like "Should [group] have basic human rights?" then I'm out of the restaurant before our drinks arrive.
Our friend the Cyprian Green Toad lives on the island of Cyprus in the eastern Mediterranean and is the only species of toad found there! They are a common sight around any body of water on the island! (photo by Philippe Geniez)
shizun, i see you in my dreams.
Yoo Sangah!!! :D🧡
#orv
the US operation in Iran
Another perfect Amanita muscaria shining in the morning sunlight. The white patches on this one are so nice 👌🏼
📷 Canon R5
Canon RF 100mm f/2.8L IS USM
M, f/4, 1/8, ISO 400
Stack of 11 images
11/7/24
Northern Oregon Coast
#mushroom #fungifriends #mushrooms
🍄📷 📸🎞 🌿🌱 🟢 🍄 🍄🟫
wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it
Our friend the Southern Round-gland Toad is also known as the Dry Forest Toad, or even better in Spanish as the Sapo Chiquito de Bosque Seco! They live in extreme southern Mexico and through Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, and Nicaragua! (photo by Josue Ramos Galdamez)
Hey, it worked great for Ron Desantis’ presidential campaign
Some days it’s a crime that the phrase “I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this” hasn’t entered the general lexicon.
Bull. Shit.
A person who qualifies for SNAP is painfully aware of how money works on a microeconomic level. When you have to watch every penny, you’re damn well going to know where they’re all going.
Not least because Macchiavelli *didn't fucking say that.* (And I think that Sun Tzu would have a few things to say about how these dipshits are prosecuting this war.)
Our friend the Ornate Forest Toad lives in southeastern Brazil and maybe as far inland as Argentina and Paraguay! They are highly polymorphic and have many different colors and patterns ranging from browns with symmetrical patterns to bright yellow without patterns! (photo by Lucas Mantelo Cruz)
Pfff, that doesn't even crack the Top 10 of weirdest takes from this guy.
I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times
“Some people fall in love with members of their own gender” is not a difficult concept for even very young children. It’s not a big deal unless their grownups make it one.
HELP his lil hands too short for his sleeves 🥹🥹🥹 A TINY FIGHTY ANGEL
Apparently he did it while they were asleep? And then took selfies, because this is definitely an activity that you want difficult-to-erase evidence of.
Life is such a rich tapestry
Oh my god, why not just get out an Ouija Board
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”
“Total nightmare” is about accurate, so let’s hope that the Dems have someone viable 😬
A windmill stole his lunch money 😔
#LunarEclipse FAQ:
Q: Is it safe to look at?
A: Absolutely! Unlike a solar eclipse, there's no UNsafe time to look at a lunar eclipse.
Q: Do I need a telescope?
A: Nope! Best view is with naked eye. Just look up!
Q: Does the eclipse portend terror & doom?
A: Not at all! The news has that covered.
Fellas, is it flirty to passive-aggressively accuse someone of not caring about you?
Perfectly put.