LUCKY ✨🎱🍀🔑

I need to find another free movie app, they took mine downnnn 😭😭😭😭😭

Not my Osefo’s 😪 that Happy Eddie line is good asf

DR. WENDY, GET UUUUUUP

I move in with the love of my life today 🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🥰

COQUITO> egg nog

Engage in Fisticuffs if affronted.

like if you’re willing to do Drugs™️, then do drug$

everytime I see someone co-sign injecting themselves with a weight loss drug, I don’t get why they don’t just do cocaine. It’ll be cheaper and not that bad probably

If “pumpkin spice” was renamed Autumn Spice or Fall Seasoning, everyone would be singing a different tune bc it barely taste like pumpkin anyway

Life been good than a mf!!!!!!

Back at it like crack addicts, fytb!!!!!!!

They confirmed a few cases in Montana 🥲

Nah, dick isn’t an apology. It’s just a distraction. If I still feel like laying with you before I replace you, then maybe. But let’s be real, supply way too high for it to hold any real value.

6 feet below might not even be far enough, we gotta burn them

we gon have to…..

I’m so so sorry but I will actually air the clip out over tuberculosis, I promise you will never see someone as prejudiced as I will be if that becomes a thing.

Tuberculosisis some next-level shit, like you gotta take sick family out back and put em down Old Yeller style the minute there is a symptom, on god

why the FUCK they saying tuberculosis is back

TUHBERCULOSIS? ?????!!!!

Taxes scare me so bad, I always feel like ima go to jail every time I fill them out

I’m afraid that that “fuck you” is going to fly out of my mouth before it’s even a thought.

TJ makes me want to vomit, god in heaven #RHOP

This dog makes me feel so protected and safe. After being “own my own” for years, it’s amazing to have this big beautiful creature that is so gentle and also does not play about me 🥲💙🥲💙🥲💙

You gotta get the amc subscription to watch but babyyyyy it’s worth it

When am I getting season 3 of Interview with the Vampire

I hope you like PRISON FOOD

That’s a little too psychotic for me! Huge red flag. Lol

I’ll walk the streets with a bell and turn it up!!!!

If you mix different cereal in one bowl, you’re a freaky mf who needs to serve some jail time.

Watching that as an adult?! that girl was DEPRAVED 😭😭😭😭

THICK IN THE HIPS COME GET IN MY CAR