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@epinardianguardian.bsky.social

"I want only the best for humanity and a prosperous and exciting future for ALL. Except for the Fascists, they can eat a dick"

259 Followers  |  185 Following  |  5,041 Posts  |  Joined: 22.06.2023  |  1.8153

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They ERASED the Data: China's 3I/ATLAS Cover-up of a Perfect ALIEN Signal What if the single greatest discovery in human history was made, and then deliberately erased from existence? Get ready to question everything you've been told

A mysterious interstellar object, 3I/ATLAS, with unique characteristics suggesting intelligence, was allegedly covered up by authorities after being detected, prompting questions about a potential global truth embargo and suppressed science. #ufo #uap #aliens #ovni #ufosky

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mr. burns from the simpsons is making a funny face and says excellent . ALT: mr. burns from the simpsons is making a funny face and says excellent .

Watching that lady on TikTok expose the churches, and people actually reacting to her story.
#TaxTheChurches

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The local sports man said the sports people in the sports game were working like wifi.

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Kubrick explains the ending of 2001 A Space Odyssey
YouTube video by omidfilms Kubrick explains the ending of 2001 A Space Odyssey

youtube.com/shorts/SmNp7...

09.11.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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JalapeΓ±o pizza dough. The sauce is entirely made from roasted red bells. Arugula, Spinach Basil and Oregano on top, with mozzarella and parm with roasted onions on top.

08.11.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nazis.

08.11.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New 4k transfer?

08.11.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Make a #peanutbuttersandwich.
Add a drizzle of honey.
Add a pinch of your favorite BBQ rub.
Toast it lightly.
Your Are Welcome.

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A man standing on the Sphinx, demonstrating its size. Circa 1900s.

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#RIPDickCheney

04.11.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Name a Pop Culture Title Containing the Word β€œMoon.”

05.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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Mr. Peanut with William S. Burroughs

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He's thinking about fries.

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Stephen Bishop - It Might Be You (Tootsie) (1982)
YouTube video by Retrospective Soundtrack Stephen Bishop - It Might Be You (Tootsie) (1982)

youtu.be/Y9AVoIROBt0?...
It's the damn Tootsie song yall

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Are they all clones at different ages???

08.11.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking MAGA

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WASHINGTON (AP) β€” Trump administration turns to Supreme Court to block order to fully fund SNAP food aid payments.

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Tell me if it gets to season 3 then maybe

08.11.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elijah Wood is turning into the Gen X Bill Murray.

08.11.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pass a coin to the Roach.

07.11.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's Roach.

07.11.2025 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm rebooting it to Spleenhunter

07.11.2025 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Disclosure will never come from our government.

07.11.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Creeps and Assholes have always run things. Maybe it is a prison planet.

07.11.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@fairyprincessnia.bsky.social ^^

07.11.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck the Hague.
To the guillotines.

07.11.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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