ok so... like every day on here
wait so but can some chinese mystic tell me if it's good or bad that I'm born the year of the Horse and it's about to be the year of the horse
final abs n arms moment of 2025
is anyone more sold on a lie than medium rich people? the "luxury" gym I go to in sf is inferior in every way (space, # of machines, equipment quality) to my budget gym in brooklyn, but costs 3x more. there's not even a real locker room. these guys are making 6 figures at meta just to get scammed
sf sniffies should have a topographical map
what is the cultural impact of Avatar? blue people and their giant feet 🤤
brian henson is a wonderful director and upholder of his father's legacy. he's no goro miyazaki
Yes
this tweet came to me in a dream
Lydia Tár would hate chatgpt but if she used it just once she'd succumb to AI psychosis immediately
the best thing about being a muppets fan is the muppets can't get me too'd. like kermit is NOT in the epstein files
I've been consistently using the men's restroom for a year but today I caved and went women's bc all the stalls in the men's room were filled with men pooping at the same time and it just felt too intimate for me
so true
so what I'm hearing is the grinch is blasting raw loads into martha may with no consequence
the good news is my mentally ill father doesn't seem to be using AI. the bad news is he's gotten really into South korean beatboxing
u guys are!
read my list and debate me on what counts as a "queer film"
happy holidays, crew!
parents who don't buy a separate seat for their toddler are emotional terrorists. idc if it's legal no one wants to sit in the 3rd seat while you pass your screaming squirming baby back and forth omg
why are Emilia Pérez and Kiss of the Spider Woman basically the same
avatar: fire & ash is james cameron's horniest and most racist movie yet (complimentary)
I make a lil cameo in the new Bradley Cooper movie IS THIS THING ON? Laura Dern loved my kermit the frog joke
tell my japanese american grandma who was put in a camp she has "no idea how it feels"
I really can't deal with white trans people acting like anti-trans oppression is some unique thing cis people have "no idea" about. do u really think cis Black or Native people don't know how it feels to live under genocide? or cis Palestinians? pls unglue yourself from victimhood and try solidarity
lowkey a trans narrative
the Grinch is thee diva...
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begging trans ppl to stop the dialectically silly and flattening debate about "trans men vs trans women" and realize all our trans experiences are nuanced and often totally subjective and we have more to gain by learning from our differences than infighting
shit is officially buying poop in an 82.7 billion butthole deal
