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๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ comedian, unfortunately. netflix (hannah gadsby's gender agenda), max (OFMD), hulu (crush), off-broadway ๐ŸŽŸ PHILLY 8/28: https://linktr.ee/jamestomxo

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is that obviously straight popstar gay? is sourdough an ally? do GLPs stand in solidarity with gaza?

05.10.2025 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a vested interest in taylor swift's music, but I'm not a swiftie. when I look at taylor swift I think, "oh that's a white woman"

04.10.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the album is confusing, the imagery and content don't match at all. it's like, are u a glamorous showgirl or a domestic tradwife? and if it's about the tension between those things it has to actually be about that

04.10.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

something that rly worked about Folklore was the timing + wistful, contemplative, isolated quality made felt relatable, like she was enduring a global hardship along with us. this one shows she's totally disconnected from the moment the rest of us are in, where her "underworld" is cancel culture

03.10.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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now this one is ridiculous

03.10.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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reads just like harry potter fanfic

03.10.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

something happens when our faves get into idyllic loving relationships and become totally uninteresting. it happened when ben gibbard was with zooey deschanel and it's happening to taylor now

03.10.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

but like the closest she's ever gotten to one is the library scene in beauty and the beast

03.10.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love taylor swift. she's like a girl who loves the idea of books

03.10.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok I'm listening to taylor swift album. I'm sorry this is the only thing I've talked about in weeks

03.10.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

omg I love mcr

28.09.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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maybe the swifties of bluesky will like this full taylor (and ONE selena gomez song) playlist Spotify "curated" for me

23.09.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

flying into a rage trying to find a gym with day passes in SF

23.09.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ABC has announced their new late night host

18.09.2025 05:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how is carmen sandiego gonna tone down the elgeebeetees

17.09.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
13.09.2025 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"there's no place for violence in american politics" well you're about 300 years too late

11.09.2025 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 108    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

good thing this one wasn't a mass shooting so much as an ass shooting

11.09.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*kendrick voice* poetic justice

10.09.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

butch connotes utility

masc connotes incompetence

09.09.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thought there was nothing more annoying than actors--wrong it's actors who do other jobs bc why we doing breathwork in the DEI workshop rn

08.09.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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first generation they

07.09.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doctors I trust more than rfk jr

07.09.2025 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

googling "how to pack books in a box" ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

07.09.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซฑ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿซฒ๐Ÿฝ

06.09.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

love "bolognified" tho

06.09.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ok I have to be honest I'm kind of just saying shit (tho I also think I'm right...) I grew up in SF with mostly hakka/canto food so I don't even really know what makes an "authentic" dandan noodle

06.09.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dandan noodles are overrated, put on trendy chinese american menus bc white ppl can pronounce it

06.09.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I knew things were going south when they canceled the golden bachelor

06.09.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

blah blah we all hate twitter but I just noticed gay twitter seems overall way friendlier toward gay ftm porn stars than gay bluesky and I wonder what that's about

06.09.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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