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Ross Hopkins, Commissions Open

@rasputinzero.bsky.social

Writer, artist, creator of the webcomic "String," Londoner, malnourished leftie and kind of a crank. He/him until such a time as I get bored with heteronormativity. Taking commissions at: https://rosshopkins.co.uk

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Some days have difficulty remembering which of the Paul Thomas Wes Andersons puts his wife Milla Jovovich in all his movies.

I feel they should swap subjects just to experiment. Wes Anderson directs Dino Crisis. Paul WS Anderson adapts an Upton Sinclair novel.

08.10.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes I get self-conscious about milling around alternate history forums my entire adult life, but paying even a small part in poisoning the viability of a coal-belching plagiarism engine fills me with immense pride.

08.10.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PRIDE is such fucking great propaganda (laudatory). We need more movies like PRIDE. Y'all gotta be PRIDE-maxing. Cringe propaganda about solidarity is how we win. God bless PRIDE. Lib out on PRIDE.

08.10.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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String - Chapter 8 - Page 029 Si's attempts to reconcile the sectarian leprechauns runs into difficulty, but that doesn't stop Nancy picking up the baton.

In today's update of "String", an urban fantasy webcomic, these wobbly-headed action figures will NOT SIT DOYN with the men of violence!

stringcomic.co.uk/comic/blog/c...

07.10.2025 06:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop.
Blue Person: Woohoo. Iโ€™m the CEO of a social media platform.

Panel 2:
Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public
Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself

Panel 3: 
Purple person looks concerned and says: Reallyโ€ฆbutโ€ฆ

Panel 4:
Purple person: Youโ€™re such a whiny little fucking baby

4 panel comic Panel 1: A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop. Blue Person: Woohoo. Iโ€™m the CEO of a social media platform. Panel 2: Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself Panel 3: Purple person looks concerned and says: Reallyโ€ฆbutโ€ฆ Panel 4: Purple person: Youโ€™re such a whiny little fucking baby

06.10.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12154    ๐Ÿ” 3741    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

There's got to be a term for this sort of reverse-PASOKification afflicting centre-right parties across the globe where instead of moderating into a grey sludge they shrink further and further from the sane consensus and just end up legitimising the insurgent populists threatening to consume them.

06.10.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Perfect Tides: Station to Station on Steam A point n' click sequel to Perfect Tides about the momentum and whiplash of young adulthood. Explore the big city through 18-year-old Mara's eyes. Collect items, nurture ideas, and experience complex ...

The updated demo for Perfect Tides: Station to Station is available now ahead of Steam Next Fest! We're getting ever closer to the full release in January! store.steampowered.com/app/2088810/...

06.10.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 125    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Unironically my mum's favourite autobiography, along with its sequel Bring On The Empty Horses.

Had to be there for that one too.

06.10.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tired: this robot story reminds me of apartheid
wired: this apartheid story reminds me of robots

*person who's only seen Detroit: Become Human* getting some real "Detroit: Become Human" vibes from this Cry Freedom flick

06.10.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the best answer i got for this:

06.10.2025 06:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8209    ๐Ÿ” 824    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

There definitely came a point in the history of sci fi when the allegories ceased being ways of bypassing censors and became ways of bypassing the writers' own discomfort surrounding certain topics.

05.10.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My 6pt font treatises crammed into six panels feel super validated all of a sudden.

05.10.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Manny Calavera approaches Cloud in the FF7 flower church, where he plummeted to his death.

Manny Calavera approaches Cloud in the FF7 flower church, where he plummeted to his death.

05.10.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 147    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." - Dr Samuel Johnson

04.10.2025 08:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is what they mean by "every frame is a painting."

03.10.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 633    ๐Ÿ” 119    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm as surprised as you are to discover that public figures having their social media posts handled by their PR teams turned out to be a load-bearing pillar of civil society.

03.10.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

There's definitely capital to be mined from pointing out that every time the populist right has won power on a platform of "we're TAKING BACK what the CORRUPT ELITES stole from YOU, THE PEOPLE" this is always followed by the greatest consolidation of wealth since the dissolution of the monasteries.

03.10.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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String - Chapter 8 - Page 028 Nancy, Si and Rab discuss how to resolve the situation unfolding beneath them, disagreeing if it's serious enough to warrant drastic steps.

In today's update of "String", an urban fantasy webcomic, we must facilitate Good Friday to source stuffed toys for Black Friday.

stringcomic.co.uk/comic/blog/c...

03.10.2025 06:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a pathology that deserves to be studied under a microscrope: "don't do homework, bullshit answer with unwarranted confidence, get told answer is wrong, get huffy and offended at interviewer's refusal to malform reality to her benefit."

02.10.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It Happened Here.

02.10.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its awfulness is hypnotic. It's amazing, the sheer unmitigated decadence of it, formed from acres of rainforest and the carcasses of artists' livelihoods, the layers of mockery that reach into dimensions unmapped by science, it belongs in a museum dedicated to the 21st century's greatest horrors.

01.10.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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waiting for the sand tram

01.10.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 120    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am in awe of the poverty of imagination that would bar a rational mind from conceiving of a White Somalian.

01.10.2025 12:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's that time: ShortBox Comics Fair is here!

Over 140+ all-new, original comics created by artists from around the world, gathered exclusively in one place -for October only!

And it's all online, with all digital comics: no shipping, no waiting, no travelling.

www.shortboxcomicsfair.com

01.10.2025 07:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1237    ๐Ÿ” 987    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 107

Recreating the prohibition outlaw folk hero except it's John Crichton and the crew of Moya.

01.10.2025 06:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A cartoon image of a small black cat riding in a tiny tank. The barrel of the tank is blocked with an oversized cork, and the tank has a caption on the side that reads โ€œMAKE TEA NOT WARโ€

A cartoon image of a small black cat riding in a tiny tank. The barrel of the tank is blocked with an oversized cork, and the tank has a caption on the side that reads โ€œMAKE TEA NOT WARโ€

#RONTOBER, day 1: Battle

01.10.2025 05:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a 3d render of a faux horror/action video game, with a cute streamer webcam overlay.

a 3d render of a faux horror/action video game, with a cute streamer webcam overlay.

streamer

01.10.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6338    ๐Ÿ” 1368    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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(solemnly) You've had mail.

30.09.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6902    ๐Ÿ” 2887    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 114    ๐Ÿ“Œ 408

We have reached levels of "this could have been an email" hitherto unforeseen by man. The apotheosis of psychopathic LinkedIn influencer peptalk made manifest. Yea, the four horsemen shall ride upon the breaking of the seventh seal and be known by their titles War, Disruption, Web3 and Tariffs.

30.09.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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String - Chapter 8 - Page 027 Our quantum irregularity hunters find the source of the disturbance to be a knockout sectarian brawl between two factions of...leprechauns.

In today's update of "String", an urban fantasy webcomic, what do you mean Old Firm matches look nothing like this?

stringcomic.co.uk/comic/blog/c...

30.09.2025 06:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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