Cryo

The way he's always in disbelief after asking me multiple times about having [food item X] in my house suggests he's only judging me for this xD

He's old and weird so I hope not💀

It's the disappointment in his eyes of how I live my life as a human that gets me, every time

His requests keep getting more specific too
He just asked me for a bottled soft drink and when I said no he's like "oh you only drink tea" :I I mean...no?. sorry I don't keep everything in stock?😭

I feel like I'm in a dated British sketch show where the same neighbour keeps ringing the door asking me for regular food stuff and my bit is that I never have any of it on hand so it looks like I got nothing but tap water

When I say it takes me a while to get to my to-watch list, it took me 20 years to start in the Black Butler

Today I bought a vampire themed insense and a Bridgerton lip balm, covering the whole spectrum of my personalities

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Screenshots of bundle comics.

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Screenshots of bundle comics.

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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

Woooooo!!🎉🎉🎉🍾

Chibi Percy dreaming about biting Jack in a cool dominant way instead of whatever he actually does

A man can dream

I wanted to use one of the amazing references from the @grafitstudio.bsky.social Dark Romance packs but quickly realised it's very out of character for Percy...at least for now👀👀👀

Chibi Percy dreaming about biting Jack in a cool dominant way instead of whatever he actually does

A man can dream

Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way

The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions

Panel 1: Exec: "Ok guys ok ok we won't kill Adobe Animate." Crowd: "Phew" "thank fuck" "That's better" "I'm still switching to something else." "No yeah you really should" Panel 2: Exec: "Unfortunately we will also stop adding new features to it." Crowd: "WOO!!!" "It's a dream come true!" "Yeah!" "Finally!" Exec: "... um. Why are they cheering"

maintenance mode

That he does xD

Trust me it has only gotten worse since 🤡

I don't think this was the case before Berlin but this place changed my brain chemistry (for the worse)

According to my friend my type is an "insane hazbin hotel evil twink" and that's what I'm gonna tell my therapist when she asks why I'm not attempting to date anymore

Only downside is that now all attention is on Percy and Jack is the normal one which is just wrong 😔 he'll have to outweird him

In fact no one's yet compared Percy to anyone even though he's a textbook Tumblr sexyman

I do feel bad for switching Jack's love interests for the time being but it's also nice not getting 5000 "hey is this Omniman" comments every time I would post them

Percy wakes up tied up in Jack's apartment and demands to be untied

Jack carves a stake with "ominous whistling noises"

Jack asks Percy for his last words and Percy claims he never killed anyone - his servants did. Jack finds it pathetic.

Percy begs Jack to be his first proper victim in increasingly pathetic ways

New part of World's Worst Vampire is up, this time @ecmsquared.bsky.social is back on the editing duty :D 1/3 🧛‍♀️ #comics #vampires #webcomic

Jack wishes his cat came back and Percy vouches to find him with his alleged vampire powers, if he gets a little sip

Jack holds Percy down as he offers his his blood

Percy bites in and has flashbacks of Jack's miserable childhood of poverty, crime and hard work, before finally becoming a bartender

Percy sees a shadowy demon figure and is startled

2/3 🧛‍♀️

Percy tells Jack he learned about his sad commoner life while feeding, and that he saw something dark and menacing.

Jack demands to know what Percy saw exactly when they're interrupted by Matilda, Percy's vampire wife that materialises in the middle of the room

3/3

When you're trying to draw silly vampire shenanigans but somehow plot makes it's way in 😤

He's brought great shame onto his species

This would start a war on threads

At least now that I'm single I can order the most devious pizza toppings without judgement

Pickles belong on pizza 10/10

Bsky is horrible for displaying comics tbh so here's a little closeup 🦇