Paul Shelley

Paul Shelley

@paulshelley.bsky.social

OK-ish Historian | Essosuli of Star Citizen Lore | Parttime Space Bartender | Partnered Twitch & YouTube Creator | Writer | He/Him | Pansexual Galactic Gargle Blaster | Contact: TheAstroPub@Gmail.com

1,342 Followers 1,058 Following 2,992 Posts Joined Jul 2023
5 hours ago

Using the Book of Revelations based on the most recent reports of military commanders in the region.

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5 hours ago

So yeah, they are defiantly dumb enough to try it.

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5 hours ago
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I was invited to @bethesda.net this week to attend an in-person event for #Starfield and while I can't say anything because NDA's, the trip was a great time.

Got to meet a bunch of other creators that are excited about the game too & looking forward to whatever gets announced!

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7 hours ago
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PoV you're a civilization "destined for the stars" but unfortunately you're in a Bungie game

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6 hours ago

I could do so much more with it than the government anyways.

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6 hours ago
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8 hours ago

>watching clips from sisters of battle series which features some great ork scenes
>look at replies
>"they must have believed the sisters were too tough to kill"
>"why didn't they just believe their guns would hit them"
>"shouldn't their belief mean the tornado would have no effect on the flamer?"

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7 hours ago
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Its FRIDAY!!

Gonna fly for a bit in Star Citizen and then I'm hosting FLAGSHIP FRIDAY!

twitch.tv/smashley

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7 hours ago

The only thing missing is someone claiming to get authentic Mexican food because they went to Torchy's.

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7 hours ago

According to the Secretary of Defense's Logic, if cargo ships can face tank a missile than I can face tank an Abrams.

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7 hours ago

The only thing prohibiting me from getting the US gold reserve at Fort Knox is the US Army.

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8 hours ago

"Everyone is twelve now." Unified theory of American reality continues to be undefeated.

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9 hours ago
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CIG has updated the Banu page on the Galactapedia. Seems like they added that eh Banu can live in harsher conditions compared to humans.

The entire race continues to be the species equivalent of calling humanities flaws "skill issues".

robertsspaceindustries.com/galactapedia...

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9 hours ago

Just wanted a place where people who are just interested in SC/Lore stuff can go without doom scrolling our current dystopia, lol.

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9 hours ago

America; the personal mercenaries for the worlds wealthiest.

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9 hours ago

Just so y'all know I am gonna start posting more on my other account @theastrohistorian.bsky.social, especially for gaming and Star Citizen stuff. Thus this account will be more focused on a variety of other stuff.

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10 hours ago
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This is the guy they want to "Defend the Homeland"

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1 day ago

This is the exact planning I was expecting from a DoD run by someone who screeches "Warfighter" & "Lethality" and is more worried about PT than Logistics.

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1 day ago
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New 4.7 Star Citizen UI in action.

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2 days ago
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2 days ago

As the "Lore Guy" in the SC Community, I look forward to your stories! (PS please tell them to bring back Jorrit, he was a fun antagonist)

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2 days ago

Welcome to the verse! We have a small Star Citizen community here on bsky. Glad to see you here!

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2 days ago

This shit just gets more of the rank and file killed.

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2 days ago

Welp, I know why were are losing in Iran...

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2 days ago

Surprised they didn't require oiled up shirtless pics.

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2 days ago

Dressed like shit, ate like shit, talked like shit, and the best, most successful business minded southern gentlemen couldn't stop him from beating their asses like a cheap drum.

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2 days ago

No female officers. Only MEN and MANLY MEN at that. Ones that the reviewer can oil up and take pictures of in their private collections.

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2 days ago

Grant was notoriously bad at running a business. Like LENGARDARILY bad.

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2 days ago

Every main military action the VC did, failed miserably. When they went toe-to-toe with the US we punched them into the dirt and erased their families from existence. Didn't matter when we were propping up a failed state with out a plan. We are chronically stupid.

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2 days ago

I am begging mil-bros to understand the difference between being able to blow shit up good and winning a damn war.

"Hur-dur, 'bout to find out why the US doesn't have health insurance."

Mother fucker, It doesn't matter if you bukkake your enemy with shells when you still fail your objective.

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