sapient scarewood

Halloween gravestone reading “I Did My Own Research” in a yard with two skeleton arms sticking out of the grass.

Happy Halloween

we lost 5-1. dad said it “tasted like dogshit” and he was not wrong

this game is very stressful, it’s 1-1 at the end of the second period. I do not like this score, I would like three more goals minimum please

banners proclaiming a certain college hockey team’s Frozen Four appearances and national championships

I just feel like @cznz.bsky.social needs to know where I am

Holo Taco, Stop Buggin and Peridon’t Bother Me (with flakie holo on top because)

A hand holding a bottle of lime green nail polish. The fingernails are all green: one is the lime of the bottle and the other four are a grass/leaf green

before it’s completely trashed , here’s what I did last week (all green all the time, I do what I want)

ohhh it turns dark, I thought it was a shadow! I get it now

cute! what color does it turn when the temp changes? I only have one thermal and I’ve never tried it because I keep my nails about the same length as yours. I suppose I should do it at some point

🚨 @rthstewart.bsky.social 🔔

Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.

would it be funny to wear a xmas sweater and xmas socks on Friday and be “guy who forgot which holiday it is”

classic introvert move. nod and smile until presented with something so existentially horrifying you actually have to say “um…”

VERBE FORME WEDNESDAYE
The verbe 'to haven' yn Middle Englisshe
• Ich have
• Thou hast
• Thei {sing} / He / She / It hath
• Ye have(n), han
• We have(n), han
• Thei {plur.} have(n), han
Fun note: Ne (negatif) + hath kan be combyned: He nath
quod.lib.umich.edu/m/middle-eng...

the most useful they’ve been in their entire pathetic lives

healthcare dot gov email: “your current plan is not being offered next year, but we matched you with a different plan! how much is it? haha we can’t tell you until Nov 1, what a fun surprise! you also can’t update your application until Nov 1, so enjoy that unnecessary anxiety”

me: 😑

I’ve not had the Irish, I may have to find it. their Earl Grey is my favorite, so floral and lovely (though I admit it does lean soapy for some people)

that is such good tea, good job Monty

@jon_snow_420 god: i have made Mankind angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 18:54 • 28 Oct 15

just shared this in a group and realised it’s the anniversary of this absolute s tier tweet by @jon-snow-420.bsky.social

My favourite of the Cow Tools edits

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

A picture is still worth a thousand words, but due to AI slop, those words are all melting, illegible gibberish.

this release’s liner notes were how I learned Peter Buck is a great writer and funny as hell

none of this is early modern but it’s still very funny

Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon (Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

nooooo I missed yuletide signups!!! I thought I had until the 28th!!! wahhh 😭

Those who do learn from history are doomed to have people tell them they’re overreacting

reader, I totally did it. it was very satisfying. (aw thanks Dave!! it was a good one)

Are communism and socialism the same (Wisconsin Watch headline)

No.

I cannot stop laughing at this. Thank you, @wisconsinwatch.org wisconsinwatch.org/2025/10/comm...

goddamn it mooncat stop making beautiful polishes I can’t afford

so pretty!! what’s the shade?