sapient pearwood

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omg yesss I was just thinking I need to see Niina Petrokina murder some dudes again

iambic tetrameter ass stick

Comic. [Person is sitting at a desk with a laptop, turned toward voice coming from off-panel.] VOICE FROM OFF-PANEL: I got you the ingredients for dinner tonight. Oh, and the plums in the fridge drawer are for my yogurt tomorrow; you should just leave them. Be back later! PERSON’S THOUGHT BUBBLE: Oh no. [caption] Help. It actually happened. I shouldn’t. But how can I not!?

Plums

xkcd.com/3209/

Share a TV show that raised you.

figure skating without russians for the past four years has felt like when that one asshole finally leaves the party and everyone else relaxes

an important nuance that's often overlooked in the discussion is that X is for losers

washington post headline saying "the power of AI transfixed wall st and washington. recent research suggests it may be a mirage" as if these idiots just crawled out of a cave

oh word???? no shit????? for real????????

Alysa Liu scores ‘ice cream for life’ from Oakland creamery after historic Olympic win The 20-year-old Bay Area resident earns a lifelong treat from Fentons Creamery in Oakland after her historic gold medal win at the Olympics.

www.sfchronicle.com/food/article...

the vibes for these Games have been nearly flawless. anything else I say is gonna sound trite, so anyway I fuckin love the Winter Olympics and I’m super sad they’re over, goodbye #MilanoCortina2026 and thank you

I love how hard these closing ceremonies went on “THE ARTS, GODDAMN IT” #MilanoCortina2026

this is a pretty bad ass version of La Marseillaise #MilanoCortina2026

too real 😭

“You have to capture the moment!”

you have to live in the moment, TARA

#MilanoCortina2026

well that certainly is not how to play the violin #MilanoCortina2026

oooh I got to dredge up the Old English from the bottom of my brain’s pond! Þæt wæs god blog

Kaori Sakamoto takes a selfie of her and the full gala cast as they close out their time at the Olympics.

Did the results always match what I wanted? No. Yet this was still infinitely better than anything that happened in Beijing where the mood was insurmountably awful. Here’s hoping 2030 can continue the upwards trend. But who will take the selfies?🥲
#milanocortina2026
#figureskating

Now that backflips are legal, Adam and Ilia say synchro backflips need to be a thing, too!

#MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️

Kaori and Riku flower crown shenanigans! My heart is going to burst, everyone, stand clear.

#MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️

😭 #MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️

well what do I do with my life now? #MilanoCortina2026

Mortal Kombat watches on while deadpool beats up Kung Fu Panda

Imagine trying to explain this image to your coworkers #MilanoCortina2026

free Mikael from the panda suit, he looks like he’s boiling #MilanoCortina2026

Alysa pointed at me 😳 It’s been a hell of an afternoon for the bisexuals #MilanoCortina2026

yesssss I want to see Miura/Kihara have a ton of fun please #MilanoCortina2026

oh. my GOD. I kind of fucking love never having seen any of this nonsense before, I am an innocent baby who could never have predicted a fucking panda furry wait who’s the DEADPOOL #MilanoCortina2026

man I can’t watch this, don’t make associate one of my favorite Philip Glass pieces with them #MilanoCortina2026

I’m not ready for Ilia, I’m still crying about Kaori #MilanoCortina2026