jawn cena

wow he invented a new kind of cucking

zohran kwame mamdani has received the mandate of heaven

that weird orc from Lord of the Rings: "Looks like woke's back on the menu, boys"

the dj at the mamdani party is smooth with it tbh

i still haven't gotten any smh

Bluesky rn

brother... we post

i'm hearing now from our reporters on the ground that woke may be back

From @acablart on Twitter: "november sucks. cant shave cant nut and you have to write a 50k word novel

herman melville be like "and another thing about whales,"

i am tired of being held back by all of these god damned Circumstances

RIP dr. san…

mister president please stop dumping on me. please stop doing a big shit and fart on me sir

aw man. i wish you hadn’t said that

they spatchcocked my boy

taking a hit of Tylenol before an anime convention like it's Temp V from The Boys

hello elaine benes gesserit i wish i could remember and earn my fifty doll hairs but i do not remember exactly. might have been something to do with him being a creep

you cannot report the supposed DOJ memo about bullets with “transgender ideology” without pointing out that there is no commonly understood meaning for that term and we have no idea what they claim the bullets *actually* said

hey guys, what the fuck is even the deal with human connection?

I can't get this out of my head, so now you have to look at it too

i do not support all women. some of you bitches are very washed!!

announcing your new album on your boyfriend's podcast is so washed. this whole endeavor is completely washed

looks like if mike birbiglia was stung by an evil and cowardly bee

horrible mixing of metaphors here. it’s a two man race, but there are multiple rounds? this should disqualify him from candidacy

the huldremose woman, so beautiful... she's gotta be at least an 8 but more like a 9, i don't go below 9s, i love women and they're always the most beautiful women, and they're so gorgeous. beautiful capes. expensive capes

"we're not really so different" yes we are!! yes we fucking are!!!!

if you confuse weary and wary, i, ironically, am both weary and wary of you

i wanna talk about TRENT REZNOR

what is the deal with people touching your head on the airplane. why aren’t people more embarrassed that they touched your head

i can't believe i went to lesbian hogwarts for 4 years and still came out the other side attracted to men. what a waste of money