Peter Woodman

East Wiltshire constituents should try to get a 2015 Act changed. At present they can't do anything about Kruger's defection to Reform. Reason for Kruger not seeking a by election? He'd lose in a seat where Reform came a distant 4th in the general election.

Gotta be Clacton, surely, as Farage is hardly ever there....

Don't big up these stats. Football did not start in 1992.

Hooters goes tits-up...

Guess they'll describe their long stay as an out-of-this-world experience...

Well-reasoned piece by a well-seasoned writer...

Very good. Almost pasta point of no return...

Yes, Dan. But it's OK to say Liverpool have been very good AND to think it's been a poor-quality League this season. Oh, and Liverpool HAVE been lucky to get so many penalties.

This is rather good....

Best one for me is one from Yogi Berra: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

Yeah and I bet Trump reckons Churchill started WW2.

This looks the final scene in Gone With the Wind. "Frankly my dear..."

If Trump had been president in 1945 you reckon he would have said the Allies started WW2 and that Hitler should negotiate the peace.

A+ work

When I was young I was scared of the dark.

Now when I see my electric bill I am scared of the lights.

Wonderfully misleading headline in the Daily Telegraph today: Labour drove Wales into the ground - now Nigel Farage has his chance.

December 20010? Is Trump still president?

I call it an elevator, but my British friend calls it a lift.

I guess we were just raised differently.

At last Kemi comes up with a popular policy...

Rembrandt etching exhibition to open in Birmingham Birmingham Museums says it will present the full range of the artist's etching output.

For a guy old enough to have been etched by Rembrandt, Mick Hucknall is looking pretty good.

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I reckon the best Doctor is the one you can actually get an appointment with....

Excellent

Professor Alexis Jay said that starting a new inquiry could hinder the implementation of the recommendations from her 2022 report. "We have set out what action is required and people should just get on with it," she told the BBC. She added: "I've certainly been very unhappy about the politicisation of child sexual exploitation and child sexual abuse in the way that many people, sometimes in a very uninformed way, have waded into the argument."

Professor Alexis Jay, who led a 7-year review of sexual abuse which reported in 2022, says starting a new inquiry would delay any implementation of her own recommendations:

Honouring Sadiq Khan belittles the achievements of

Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg
Sir Gavin Williamson
Lord Chris Grayling
Baroness Charlotte Owen
Baron Shaun Bailey
Baroness Michelle Mone
Sir Christopher Chope
Lord Ben Houchen
Baron Ross Kempsell
and Lord Lebedev of Siberia

I already burned 2000 cal today

I left my food in the oven too long

For my services to autocorrect, I’ve been awarded an oboe in the new years honours list.

How about:
1. January
2. The First
3. 2025

It's now, fractionally, less than 500 years til the time of Zager and Evans.

Carter was a bad president but a good guy. Sometimes it's not what you do but who you are that counts.

Spurs. Unbeaten in 2025. #coys