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Dark Crystal, Thunderbirds, Doctor Who, wargamer, roleplayer, larper and cosplayer. I am not a Geek, I am a Geekosaurus Rex. No DMs

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I think it's some sort of ritual. They need some of her clothes, finger nail clippings and hair. Then they sacrifice a goat and pull the stake out of her withered heart to summon her.

06.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not even in mirrors? Is he a blood-sucking vampire?!

Hmm... Answered my own question there.

06.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's next? Punting puppies and kittens into the Thames whilst demanding to know why this doesn't make people love her?

05.10.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reform UK’s Skelton East, Redcar and Cleveland by-election candidate Craig Holmes, trousers down like a toddler doing a pee pee on someone’s property.

He’s standing for election next Thursday.

05.10.2025 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 455    πŸ” 336    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 43

Go on, give him the Nobel Peace Prize as well. The orange toddler would explode.

05.10.2025 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think, in the novelisation, it was explained that the turbo-lifts were damaged and he was trying to get to sick-bay.

04.10.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing with Khan was that Ricardo played him as if he truly believed he was the hero

04.10.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's just bizarre. She's looking at all the horrors happening in America right now and thinking "Yes, people over here will vote for me if I do that."

04.10.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a man in overalls standing in front of a building Alt: Buster Keaton falling wall

"Buster, when the walls fell"

04.10.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think they just missed the word "anti-" at the beginning.

04.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It'll be Jim Crow laws next. Mark my words.

04.10.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a blurred image of a dog and the word kepler Alt: Krypt

The only krypto I have any time for.

04.10.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Next administration should allow Hegseth to be extradited and face murder charges.

04.10.2025 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He could get some government workers to go and shift it.

Oh, wait...

04.10.2025 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Doctor Who Big Book of Monsters

The Doctor Who Big Book of Monsters

But where, oh where is probably the most important book in Doctor Who history, The Doctor Who Big Book of Monsters?

04.10.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reform UK’s Nigel Farage with the Russian Ambassador (that he denied meeting), and with Oleg Voloshyn's wife Nadia Borodi, Voloshyn bribed Nathan Gill.

Farage is still silent.

It’s deafening.

#ReformRussianBribes

04.10.2025 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1674    πŸ” 1005    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 62

Doesn't this investigation happen about once every ten years and always with the same result - racism and sexism - and nothing is done.

03.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think there are enough people out there who smell like predators already.

03.10.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland sitting at a table with hearts in the background Alt: a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland sitting at a table with hearts in the background

They've decided to go with replacing Tweedle-Dum with Tweedle-Dee?!

03.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was the worst of times. It was the even worster of times.

03.10.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In memoriam...

03.10.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5426    πŸ” 1557    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 76

Of course she shouldn't step down. She should get no choice in the matter at all. She should be kicked out.

02.10.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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marge simpson from the simpsons is holding a potato and saying i just think they 're neat Alt: marge simpson from the simpsons is holding a potato and saying i just think they 're neat
02.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they're willing to get paid by Russia, then that's where they should go.

02.10.2025 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He has money. I have friends.

I'm richer.

02.10.2025 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Renowned primatologist Jane Goodall has died aged 91 | LBC Jane Goodall, known for her ground-breaking studies involving chimpanzees, has died.

Rest in peace after a life well spent.

www.lbc.co.uk/article/reno...

01.10.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Start off with seizing that yacht.

01.10.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This trick of winding up companies to get away with debts is sickening. The courts need to seize her property to the value of the fine and any amount still owing is taken from any earnings in the future.

I've got to wonder how many people died because of her crappy PPE?

01.10.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The generals are calling them β€œFat Man” and β€œLittle Boy” because of how badly they bombed.οΏΌ

30.09.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6296    πŸ” 1983    πŸ’¬ 296    πŸ“Œ 182
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Our brave ICE and National Guard are writing home for support from Portland Oregon…

30.09.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 4

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