Kevin

birds of a feather get weird online together 😂

Mysterious. Missing. Mandarb.

my god this is DIABOLICAL

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ahhh, the sweet memories of everyone thinking I, of all people, was somehow a paid wheel of time fandom industry plant while simultaneously I was posting things like Trollocs in a hot tub, rand al’throat, and weird jelly gifs. gooood times, the wheel of

makes u mthink 🤔

*mtwelve years later*

I malmost pivoted to another for that reason 😂

Mbingo 😏

mokey mdokey

mexactly

is mcrazy

mthank

very mcurious…

A set of 6 photos of characters from the wheel of time show, with the characters name along the bottom of their picture. Top left, Moiraine, titled Moiraine, as she looks quite high and has a blunt edited into her hand. Top middle, Mat Cauthon, titled Mat, who has been edited so that his open shirt is now displaying considerable cleavage of his large naturals. Top right, Min Farshaw, titled Min, looking over to the side in laughter. Bottom left, Morgase Trakand, titled Morgase, with an elaborate white shoulder piece, looking stoic Bottom middle, Elayne Trakand, titled M-Elayne with an M of a slightly different color as if it was added after the fact in haste, looking exuberant while singing hills of Tanchico Last, Ishamael, titled M-Ishamael with a similarly hastily added M like before, looking quite bemused at the whole situation

coincidences, their names starts with M. thoughts…

it’s been kicking around in my head for a couple days but couldn’t quite figure out the phrasing til tonight 😂

black panther’s fave cheese? oaxaca forever

A closely cropped photo of Josha Stradowski as Rand al’Thor from the wheel of time in a season 2 finale behind the scenes photo where he’s giving a tired yet still goofy smile while holding up 3 fingers. Transparent in the sky on the left is Josha again as Rand, except from Season 3 as he screams into the sky in existential dread while in Rhuidean

existential shitpost

Image of the personalised Barbie movie poster. The background is the blue sky with white clouds. At the top is the text "This Barbie is a foodie”. In the centre of the poster is a glittery purple star shape with sharp edges. Inside the shape is a white and gray gull trying to swallow a large sea star on a rocky coastline. The word "Barbie" is placed over the gull in purple font. Under the shape in the right corner is the text "Only in theaters July 21" in purple font.

just a barbie gull in a barbie wull

Two side by side images, the left image shows the logo title for the new Marvel movie “Avengers: Doomsday” and the right image shows Isabella Bucceri as Faile Bashere from season 3 of the wheel of time knocking an arrow while sitting on horseback in the two rivers

Faile Bashere will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

[Source, True]

it’s been a while since I had one of those “fleeting thoughts at 1am as I’m about to fall asleep that I impulsively share” 😂🙏

I realized hours later that some of my target audience may need that nudge, but also that there would be enough who didn’t need it 😂

the andor succession plotline is a sitcom pilot and I can’t be convinced otherwise

(to the tune of “kiss on my list” by hall & oats)

Melfane Dawlish knows what she’s about 🤷‍♂️

IMO, It hits better on a reread, when the first-read itch to return to the action isn’t as strong. Highly recommend reading late-book Elayne scenes as if they’re scenes from a sitcom, low key some of RJ’s funniest scene writing 😂

Excerpt from chapter 35 of knife of dreams, book 11 of the wheel of time. Not long after midmorning, Melfane Dawlish appeared and had Essande and Neris strip Blayne to the skin so she could be weighed in a huge, wooden-armed balance scale the midwife had brought along, a daily ritual. The brass pan was padded with a blanket, thank the Light! The stout little woman listened to her heart though a hollow wooden tube pressed to her chest and back, thumbed back her eyelids to examine her eyes, and smelled her breath. She had Elayne make water, then held the glass jar up to the light of a stand-lamp to study it. She smelled that, too, and even dipped a finger in and licked it! It was another daily ritual. Elayne averted her eyes, pulling her flower-embroidered silk robe tight around her, but she still shuddered. This time, Melfane noticed. "I can tell some sickness from changes in the taste, my Lady. Anyway, there's worse things. My boy Jaem, the one who carried the scale for me, his first paid job of work was mucking out in a stable. He claimed everything he ate tasted like—" Her round belly shook with laughter. "Well, you can imagine, my Lady." Elayne could, and was glad she was not prone to nausea. She shuddered again anyway. Essande seemed quite composed, hands folded at her waist and watching her niece with approval, but Neris looked about to sick up.”…

Page 788 of Knife of Dreams (paperback), I fear

thinkin about that scene in the wheel of time when elayne’s midwife tasted her pee & servants in the room were gagging while thinking the lyrics in my head “because your piss your piss is on my lips, because your piss your piss I do insist, because your piss is on my lips to make sure youre alright”

Two panel meme, top panel shows a very close up picture of one person whispering intimately close into the ear of a second person saying the caption "Macoll is gonna unfurl the banner". the second image is a closeup of a person's forearm covered in goosebumps

*icy fox head medallion intensifies*

also, a reminder that mat rims coffin