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So many poor performances there. Ahead twice and gifted them four goals.

Ageu looked pish.

Altena was awful.

Think it needs to be 6 wins from the next 6 to have a chance.

Second half was just a normal trip to Ibrox. Missed players with cajones like Cammy and Shankland for this imo.

15.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Simpsons - All you can eat seafood
YouTube video by letsbepandas The Simpsons - All you can eat seafood

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04.02.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now we’re heading into the derby without our three best players (and first choice captains). Don’t win that and we’re looking at being third come next Sunday because I don’t see anything other than a defeat at Ibrox.

03.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve, admittedly, been very reactionary to all defeats we’ve had this season but tonight felt like a proper momentum swinger.

Get out with a point and the lead is cut but only to what it was going into last weekend.

03.02.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He let it bounce and it led to the corner at the end as well. Awful.

03.02.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gone back and forth on it so much but the evidence is really piling up. Only so many times the goals can offset it

03.02.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kabore will need to come off I think. I don’t think there’s anything that can be done to get out of there with anything better than a 0-0.

03.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stuart Findlay has contributed to our last three red cards. Mental.

03.02.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Said to my brother last night, I could not imagine being this paranoid if we’d won the most league titles, most Scottish Cups, second most League Cups and well over 50% of the last 25 years worth of domestic trophies. Absolute head cases.

01.02.2026 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thought we were absolutely crap in that half. Don’t see that changing either. Cammy Devlin, Marc Leonard ain’t.

25.01.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good news but would be lying if I said I was wholly positive on timings.

Given the Kabore delay with permits etc, I feel we won’t be able to use him until February and by that point, he’s not played and barely trained in a little over a month.

Will be another that β€œneeds time.”

20.01.2026 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah well, that’s Hearts fucked now.

Two best players out for two months. Probably the biggest/most difficult five game run to miss as well πŸ™ƒ

20.01.2026 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Police decision I think. Bunch of shitebags

18.01.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a handball. It’s the laws of the game that’s shite.

Hits defender’s arm(s?) right before and you’ll never get a penalty for that. Because it clips Magnusson’s and he scores, it’s chopped off.

Designed to take away the fun bit of football.

18.01.2026 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My head’s on Mars after that. Totally scunnered. Can only view it with everything around it as a season ender.

17.01.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because it led to a goal it’s factual. It hit his hand and led to a goal, so no goal.

17.01.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s life without Devlin. Absolutely shite.

Now going into the next two games with no Devlin, no Beni, potentially no Shankland?

A bunch of players still β€œneeding to get up to speed.”

Feels very beginning of the end going into the next five games.

17.01.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hector Nicol version is better at the end of the game as a triumphant one for the fans imo

14.01.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One minor gripe about the build up tonight (which I thought was very good):

Gordon Chisholm version of the Hearts Song before the game before the teams come out (reverberate into the changing rooms) then Hey Jude for the walk out as the visual a superb with the twirly for the players walking out.

14.01.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hearts Standard saying two league games. So Celtic and Dundee United.

14.01.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The rumours were season ending but Scott Burns (I think) was reporting it seemed to just be a strain

11.01.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was rumours going round Milne was gonna be out for the season but seems to have not actually been that serious.

No idea about Kingsle

11.01.2026 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Season 5 / Episode 12

Season 5 / Episode 12

"Y'ello? You'll have to speak up.
I'm wearing a towel."

08.01.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 267    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5

He does just have a shocker in him doesn’t he?

Think I’d drop Braga as well after today. Also seems to have a stinker of a performance in him

27.12.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

McEntee is really shite eh?

Can’t believe we left Milne on the right until there was 10 to go, was as good as a man down out there.

Nearly pulled it back but had no right to. An awful performance.

Manager and players should be ashamed it was that bad.

27.12.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

This:

05.12.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting together a search party for Sabah Kerjota

04.12.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Season 12 / Episode 3

Season 12 / Episode 3

"Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit you?"

"I ain't saying nothing."

"What do I tell the doctor?"

"Tell him to suck a lemon."

03.12.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

Forrest isn’t great but an actual winger that has played it for his whole career; Spittal has shown he can be useful on the left to link with an overlapping full back. But got to get McEntee in because he’s big and athletic, forget if he can actually do the job and how it affects the whole team.

29.11.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Think the squad’s more balanced after summer; any chance of seeing that on a matchday? Left back at right mid with a winger on the bench as we’re trying to protect the least technically sound player in the team (an all-action midfielder) playing at right back with the actual right back on the bench.

29.11.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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