B. J. $chwendt

Nope

I always said that the QANON people were 99% wrong but this isn’t horseshoes and hand grenades. It looks like there was a tiny grain of truth behind Pizzagate now even though it was still horseshit.

I knew this 70 something year old man in the late 00s who interned for Arkham and spent plenty of time with August. The story that sticks with me the most was his archival duties where he found correspondence between Bloch and Lovecraft.

Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men

Peter Tork is my favorite Monkee

I saw Bay of Blood in the theater last week.

They make good pajama shirts and they’re free at Pride.

When you get an employee of a rasslin company riled up in a public space that’s not a rasslin show it’s hilarious. A grown man challenged me to a fist fight.🤭

Have you ever played Champaign-Urbana where Polyvinyl was based? It’s @ekkoastral.bsky.social approved.

I only have one friend there. He can help you get on welfare or sell you a cigar, depending on the day.

To put it in into context the only good superhero movies at this point were the Superman films. You would get a licensed superhero film maybe once every few years. Now you can just walk into a theater say, “give me a ticket to the superhero movie” and they’ll reply “which one?”

I dunno, Windows Vista was dark times.

People say a lot about downstate Illinois, but I just learned about Mary M*ller. We don’t have that kind of crazy down here. By crazy I mean incomprehensible.

He described the Arabelle photo as “cooool”. It was the one pic he was more enamored with the photo than the model. He simply said, “I’d like to take her out!” when saw Holly. I doubt my uncle, who has power of attorney, would allow that. I didn’t want to break his heart though.

Holy smokes! I forgot this was a thing.

Did you do the Emma Mag pic for Campout too? If so he picked 3 of your photos as his favorite.

From Playboy, not for. Sorry for the confusion. However, my half sister did modeling work for them in the early 90s. She has the old tax returns and Christmas cards from HH. People say a variety of things about the man, but he was always good to her personally so I respect what he did in the 1900s.

Nah, the 3 Stooges then Chaplin made fun of Hitler. Hitler was a fan of Chaplin so it hurt his feelings. We should hurt Trump’s feelings until justice is served while demanding that justice comes sooner than later.

Look y’all, my relationship with the police is complicated to say the least, but if ICE defies any LEO that works on behalf of @govpritzker.illinois.gov you have my full support.

Seeing games I rented as a boy held by gorgeous people is my favorite genre of social media posts.

I’ve stood next to @jpwarhorse.bsky.social & @danhausen.bsky.social while they applied their makeup in a small venue’s bathroom. I pleasantly engaged in small talk with them both while washing my hands. Memories like these are the ones you are investing in when you support local pro wrestling.

Even before you were a bonafide star you wrestling in Michigan was a rare occurrence. I hope there’s a line around the block.

When I was younger my dad used to do figure drawings from Playboy magazine. Now he’s in a home for dementia. I’m visiting him for his birthday tomorrow. For his birthday I’m giving him the art supplies, the @shannonbrooke.bsky.social and @campoutmagazine.bsky.social 2016 calendars.

My tears are more from looking at prices of cards I held in my hand. I was just looking at the art. Even if I sold my crappy red and black deck at half price today low end we’re talking 5k easily. I had at least 3 black border Serra Angels that were gifted to me.

All this #MTG content on my algorithm has me wishing I had put the 1st thru 4th edition packs unopened in a safety deposit box. I didn’t care about the game. I just didn’t have a drivers license yet and hung around toxic nerds who said things like, “Why do you like music so much? It’s just sound!”

Is the original Spinal Tap drummer, Nick Parnell, related to @jpwarhorse.bsky.social? Why do you think he loves metal, has died 1000 deaths, and hits so hard! Of course they’re related.

The list of lady boners this person has killed is much longer.

Got your money, mark!

I need to remember that even though I pay attention to and support AEW because Tony Khan is from my area code that most #AEW talk on here is not about my region, but for some reason professional wrestling. Gross!

Um… buy shit from @danhausen.bsky.social, @jpwarhorse.bsky.social and @connorhopkins98.bsky.social I mean.

Aw JESUS! I’m talking to a mark too. God damn it! I should’ve read your bio!