Dana Gould

Monchichi walked so Labubu could run.

It would be tragic except that they voted for it.

That’s genius.

Kinda shows the level of elite capture in this country when the guy with the lowest approval ratings in history is going “hey you fat pig! I’m going to hamburger conference to say fish sandwich! Also not a sex offender!” and the news is just starting to be like huh wonder if this guy is unpopular

You can’t go up against Big Corn.

Because the prompt was “Hide evidence of AI,” and, like HAL in 2001 (“The mission cannot fail.”) AI took its orders literally and, “hid evidence of AI in the photo.”

DHS posted a photo of someone in Portland, “expressing support of ICE.”

It’s an obvious fake. Note that she’s standing over the letters “AI” in the sidewalk.

Why?

Moving to Texas just so you can say “retarded” seems… Oh, God, how do I put this?

People used to say “I’m running away to join the circus.”

But the whole point of a circus is it travels around from town to town. It just doesn’t sound very dramatic to say, “I’m going out front to wait for the circus.”

I feel seen.

… only Democrats are in the files.
Which is why he won’t release them. So he can protect the Democrats who want to hurt him from being exposed in the files they created that aren’t real.

Got it?

Trump doesn’t need Congress to vote on releasing the Epstein files. He has the authority to release them today.

But he won’t. Because they’re a hoax created by the Democrats to hurt his presidency.

Also…

I’m starting a GoFundMe to write a book on the evils of Socialism.

This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu

Making his office look like a whorehouse may be the most honest thing he’s ever done.

FRIDAY: Trump asks Pam Bondi to investigate the Democrats in the Epstein files. Only the Democrats.

SUNDAY: Trump calls for the Epstein files to be released.

TODAY: Pam Bondi stands in front of a mirror rehearsing, “We cannot release the files as they are now under an active investigation.”

The truth will have its day.

That day is now.

Release all the Epstein files.

Where’d she go?

#sloppyphotoshop

Cool!

I wish…

It’s not that he’s a sexual predator. He’s a sexual predator who hasn’t lowered grocery prices!

Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.

Weird that they are cancelling the production of pennies at the same time that’s all most people make.

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I’m going to have something very important to say about something at some point. I’m pretty sure of it.

Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.

“AI art” is like “all natural plastic.”

Remember when we thought Dick Cheney was as bad as it could get?

I guess when Trump dies, the president will be the guy from Basket Case.

Nice to imagine that scene ending with someone bringing out a cake.

WSJ standfirst reads "From buying half a cow to watering down soap, people are experimenting with frugality-and it is affecting sales at consumer companies"

People aren't struggling, they are experimenting with frugality! 🧑‍🔬🔬🧪