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Dana Gould

@danagould.bsky.social

Comedian, Writer, The Dana Gould Hour Podcast, Hanging With Dr. Z, I was Gex (you read that right)

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“Look, I knew if my wife f%#%ed that guy I’d punch her in the face. Then that guy would come to my work and start some shit, but I’m already on probation at work, so I killed that guy before she could f%#% him and now my job is safe!”

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Who ties your shoes?

03.03.2026 00:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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“Let’s Just Do It”: How Netanyahu Convinced Trump to Bomb Iran Here’s the real reason Donald Trump went to war with Iran.

Benjamin Netanyahu with a valuable lesson for everyone: “You can achieve the impossible if you’re patient enough to wait for someone stupid enough to do it.”

newrepublic.com/post/207228/...

03.03.2026 00:17 — 👍 68    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 0

If you don’t worship the Crazy World Of Arthur Brown, you’ll be condemned to a pit of….

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“God moves and works through us. God has no other hands but our hands.”

That’s not going to go over well with a lot of religious people, but I like the sentiment.

02.03.2026 22:09 — 👍 57    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 0
Today should be your 38th birthday..
When you lose your son you lose more than a child you lose a piece of your heart and your joy. Life is forever altered, and nothing can ever fill that space. Yet in my soul, he remains, my precious boy, forever loved. His laughter, his smile, and his love are woven into who I am. My love for him will never fade. Yor are my pride and my joy - you've made a change that cannot be broken..

Today should be your 38th birthday.. When you lose your son you lose more than a child you lose a piece of your heart and your joy. Life is forever altered, and nothing can ever fill that space. Yet in my soul, he remains, my precious boy, forever loved. His laughter, his smile, and his love are woven into who I am. My love for him will never fade. Yor are my pride and my joy - you've made a change that cannot be broken..

Alex's mom on his 38th birthday.

02.03.2026 00:24 — 👍 21106    🔁 5274    💬 467    📌 303
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Having a wife.

02.03.2026 01:52 — 👍 176    🔁 6    💬 24    📌 1
Obama in his tan suit

Obama in his tan suit

Struck a deal to contain Iran's nuclear program forever.

Didn't go to war in Iran.

DID IT ALL IN A TAN SUIT.

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You and me.

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I was about to respond when I remembered that great old adage, “A bee does not waste its time explaining to a fly that honey is better than shit.”

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“I would never dirty my hands by voting for the lesser of two evils,” he typed into a phone built by Chinese slave labor.

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Literally, sternly-worded letter. You can’t make this stuff up.

28.02.2026 18:47 — 👍 70    🔁 4    💬 8    📌 0

Just you Republicans wait! Any day now, the Democratic leaders are going to shuffle forward, adjust their ties and mutter that Americans want to seek common ground and a renewed focus on kitchen table issues.

Just… you… wait!

28.02.2026 18:34 — 👍 92    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 0
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Epic Fury!?

This is the Epstein War.

Whoever is naming these ops is likely the same person who kept this post up on the official White House website.
👇👇🏿👇🏻👇🏾👇🏼

28.02.2026 13:45 — 👍 24    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 1
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The Board Of Peace strikes again.

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Just as the founders intended.

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The White House is obsessed with hiding the President's involvement in a child sex ring. It's what they spend most of their time on.

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“You’re arguing with me in the comments right now.”

“Prove it!”

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Watching the “All Dems Are Pedos” crowd switch on a dime to the “Pedos Are No Big Deal” crowd is a once-in-a-generation display of twattery.

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I prefer the #FBI in the early '90s to the current day.
#TwinPeaks #SilenceoftheLambs #XFiles #KashPatel

23.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 90    🔁 22    💬 0    📌 2
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Aaron Parnas (@aaronparnas) on Threads BREAKING: Peter Mandelson has been arrested by UK authorities over his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.

RELATED: Trump Awards Ghislaine Maxwell the Congressional Medal Of Honor.

www.threads.com/@aaronparnas...

23.02.2026 17:26 — 👍 44    🔁 7    💬 5    📌 0

Wait, so all this time my dad has had Tourette’s?

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So the first official act of the Board Of Peace is bombing Iran?

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If the White House ever tries to interfere with the vote, outrage won’t be enough. Here’s why...and how... Senator Ruben Gallego's suggested shutdown threat works...and how to make it disciplined, strategic, and impossible to ignore.
www.jackhopkinsnow.com

19.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 940    🔁 404    💬 45    📌 15

I was waiting for the first person to clear their throat and bleat, “Actuallllllly…”

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