“Look, I knew if my wife f%#%ed that guy I’d punch her in the face. Then that guy would come to my work and start some shit, but I’m already on probation at work, so I killed that guy before she could f%#% him and now my job is safe!”
03.03.2026 01:26 —
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Who ties your shoes?
03.03.2026 00:45 —
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“Let’s Just Do It”: How Netanyahu Convinced Trump to Bomb Iran
Here’s the real reason Donald Trump went to war with Iran.
Benjamin Netanyahu with a valuable lesson for everyone: “You can achieve the impossible if you’re patient enough to wait for someone stupid enough to do it.”
newrepublic.com/post/207228/...
03.03.2026 00:17 —
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If you don’t worship the Crazy World Of Arthur Brown, you’ll be condemned to a pit of….
02.03.2026 22:44 —
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02.03.2026 22:26 —
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“God moves and works through us. God has no other hands but our hands.”
That’s not going to go over well with a lot of religious people, but I like the sentiment.
02.03.2026 22:09 —
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Today should be your 38th birthday..
When you lose your son you lose more than a child you lose a piece of your heart and your joy. Life is forever altered, and nothing can ever fill that space. Yet in my soul, he remains, my precious boy, forever loved. His laughter, his smile, and his love are woven into who I am. My love for him will never fade. Yor are my pride and my joy - you've made a change that cannot be broken..
Alex's mom on his 38th birthday.
02.03.2026 00:24 —
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Having a wife.
02.03.2026 01:52 —
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Obama in his tan suit
Struck a deal to contain Iran's nuclear program forever.
Didn't go to war in Iran.
DID IT ALL IN A TAN SUIT.
28.02.2026 14:43 —
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You and me.
01.03.2026 07:26 —
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01.03.2026 00:23 —
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I was about to respond when I remembered that great old adage, “A bee does not waste its time explaining to a fly that honey is better than shit.”
28.02.2026 20:21 —
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“I would never dirty my hands by voting for the lesser of two evils,” he typed into a phone built by Chinese slave labor.
28.02.2026 20:08 —
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Literally, sternly-worded letter. You can’t make this stuff up.
28.02.2026 18:47 —
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Just you Republicans wait! Any day now, the Democratic leaders are going to shuffle forward, adjust their ties and mutter that Americans want to seek common ground and a renewed focus on kitchen table issues.
Just… you… wait!
28.02.2026 18:34 —
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Epic Fury!?
This is the Epstein War.
Whoever is naming these ops is likely the same person who kept this post up on the official White House website.
👇👇🏿👇🏻👇🏾👇🏼
28.02.2026 13:45 —
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The Board Of Peace strikes again.
28.02.2026 18:26 —
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28.02.2026 18:17 —
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Just as the founders intended.
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25.02.2026 19:28 —
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The White House is obsessed with hiding the President's involvement in a child sex ring. It's what they spend most of their time on.
24.02.2026 23:09 —
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“You’re arguing with me in the comments right now.”
“Prove it!”
24.02.2026 18:09 —
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Watching the “All Dems Are Pedos” crowd switch on a dime to the “Pedos Are No Big Deal” crowd is a once-in-a-generation display of twattery.
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Wait, so all this time my dad has had Tourette’s?
23.02.2026 17:00 —
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So the first official act of the Board Of Peace is bombing Iran?
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If the White House ever tries to interfere with the vote, outrage won’t be enough. Here’s why...and how... Senator Ruben Gallego's suggested shutdown threat works...and how to make it disciplined, strategic, and impossible to ignore.
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
19.02.2026 18:46 —
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I was waiting for the first person to clear their throat and bleat, “Actuallllllly…”
19.02.2026 17:52 —
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