Tue.
March 10th
Mill Valley CA.
One night. One show.
www.throckmortontheatre.org/events/eejjf...
Fun Fact!!
Russia is providing intel to the Iranian military on the location of US troops.
Meanwhile, the US is lifting tariffs in Russian oil to counteract the supply disruption caused by the war.
Russia helps Iran kill US soldiers, and we reward them financially for their efforts.
#WINNING
“Look, I knew if my wife f%#%ed that guy I’d punch her in the face. Then that guy would come to my work and start some shit, but I’m already on probation at work, so I killed that guy before she could f%#% him and now my job is safe!”
Who ties your shoes?
Benjamin Netanyahu with a valuable lesson for everyone: “You can achieve the impossible if you’re patient enough to wait for someone stupid enough to do it.”
newrepublic.com/post/207228/...
If you don’t worship the Crazy World Of Arthur Brown, you’ll be condemned to a pit of….
“God moves and works through us. God has no other hands but our hands.”
That’s not going to go over well with a lot of religious people, but I like the sentiment.
Alex's mom on his 38th birthday.
Having a wife.
Struck a deal to contain Iran's nuclear program forever.
Didn't go to war in Iran.
DID IT ALL IN A TAN SUIT.
You and me.
I was about to respond when I remembered that great old adage, “A bee does not waste its time explaining to a fly that honey is better than shit.”
“I would never dirty my hands by voting for the lesser of two evils,” he typed into a phone built by Chinese slave labor.
Literally, sternly-worded letter. You can’t make this stuff up.
Just you Republicans wait! Any day now, the Democratic leaders are going to shuffle forward, adjust their ties and mutter that Americans want to seek common ground and a renewed focus on kitchen table issues.
Just… you… wait!
Epic Fury!?
This is the Epstein War.
Whoever is naming these ops is likely the same person who kept this post up on the official White House website.
👇👇🏿👇🏻👇🏾👇🏼
The Board Of Peace strikes again.
Just as the founders intended.
The White House is obsessed with hiding the President's involvement in a child sex ring. It's what they spend most of their time on.
“You’re arguing with me in the comments right now.”
“Prove it!”
Watching the “All Dems Are Pedos” crowd switch on a dime to the “Pedos Are No Big Deal” crowd is a once-in-a-generation display of twattery.
I prefer the #FBI in the early '90s to the current day.
#TwinPeaks #SilenceoftheLambs #XFiles #KashPatel
RELATED: Trump Awards Ghislaine Maxwell the Congressional Medal Of Honor.
www.threads.com/@aaronparnas...
Wait, so all this time my dad has had Tourette’s?
So the first official act of the Board Of Peace is bombing Iran?
