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@danagould.bsky.social

Comedian, Writer, The Dana Gould Hour Podcast, Hanging With Dr. Z, I was Gex (you read that right)

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Obama in his tan suit

Obama in his tan suit

Struck a deal to contain Iran's nuclear program forever.

Didn't go to war in Iran.

DID IT ALL IN A TAN SUIT.

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You and me.

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I was about to respond when I remembered that great old adage, β€œA bee does not waste its time explaining to a fly that honey is better than shit.”

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β€œI would never dirty my hands by voting for the lesser of two evils,” he typed into a phone built by Chinese slave labor.

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Literally, sternly-worded letter. You can’t make this stuff up.

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Just you Republicans wait! Any day now, the Democratic leaders are going to shuffle forward, adjust their ties and mutter that Americans want to seek common ground and a renewed focus on kitchen table issues.

Just… you… wait!

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Epic Fury!?

This is the Epstein War.

Whoever is naming these ops is likely the same person who kept this post up on the official White House website.
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The Board Of Peace strikes again.

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Just as the founders intended.

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The White House is obsessed with hiding the President's involvement in a child sex ring. It's what they spend most of their time on.

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β€œYou’re arguing with me in the comments right now.”

β€œProve it!”

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Watching the β€œAll Dems Are Pedos” crowd switch on a dime to the β€œPedos Are No Big Deal” crowd is a once-in-a-generation display of twattery.

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I prefer the #FBI in the early '90s to the current day.
#TwinPeaks #SilenceoftheLambs #XFiles #KashPatel

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Aaron Parnas (@aaronparnas) on Threads BREAKING: Peter Mandelson has been arrested by UK authorities over his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.

RELATED: Trump Awards Ghislaine Maxwell the Congressional Medal Of Honor.

www.threads.com/@aaronparnas...

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Wait, so all this time my dad has had Tourette’s?

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So the first official act of the Board Of Peace is bombing Iran?

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If the White House ever tries to interfere with the vote, outrage won’t be enough. Here’s why...and how... Senator Ruben Gallego's suggested shutdown threat works...and how to make it disciplined, strategic, and impossible to ignore.
www.jackhopkinsnow.com

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I was waiting for the first person to clear their throat and bleat, β€œActuallllllly…”

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The former Prince Andrew was arrested today because of revelations in the Epstein Files.

At no time has his brother, the King Of England, called the files a hoax, covered up or redacted any perpetrator’s names.

Because he isn’t one of them. You see, an innocent person wouldn’t do that.

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Me too!

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Estimated cost of housing the homeless:
$ 20 to 30 billion

β€œWe can’t afford it!”

Estimated cost of feeding the hungry:
$ 33 billion.

β€œWe can’t afford it!”

Amount of money ICE IS SPENDING on cages:

$ 38 billion.

β€œWe need to have a serious conversation about Superbowl halftime shows!”

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Behold the man who currently owns Epstein’s New Mexico ranch and is obstructing any attempt to find out if there are human skeletons under the pickle ball court.

I’ll let you guess his political affiliation.

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WHAT?!?!?!?!

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