Emerl The Gizoid

"It's also just a really big flag in general to go up to strangers and talk about their family, you should probably stop that before someone a bit more aggressive takes it the wrong way." Emerl says as he ends the handshake.

"It's so over for me gang..."

sonic the hedgehog thinking in front of a purple and blue wall

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Lots of brands are considering if it's "safe" to set up on Bluesky.

The question *should be* whether it's safe, or even acceptable to continue on Twitter!

Under Musk hate speech has more than doubled on Twitter, and flourishes - all by design!

That's no good!

"Nah, I'm going to let you be a part of my symphony."

@emerl-the-gizoid.bsky.social

Intro

“You can copy your opponents abilities too?! This fight will be incredible then!

Victory

“Even if you copy MY utility. You can’t beat the best! Great effort though, Mr. Emerl!”

Emerl exits out of his stance and accepts Anya's handshake.

"Sheesh, you scared the hell out of me lady, like seriously, why did you think it was a good idea to start talking about my mom??"

Emerl does indeed still see Amy as a parental figure which is why they get into a defensive stance.

"How do you know about any of that? Who are you?" The Gizoid asks in a nervous voice.

"Dawg, you're love is flashing different colours, is she good???"

"Yeah, but since you're no longer actually a king so you should be safe from the guillotine." They say happily.

"Oh thank goodness." Emerl lets out a small sigh of relief. "I was worried that you were going to get the French treatment eventually, but it seems like you have already been kicked out of charge." The bot says with a nervous chuckle.

"Wait, you're an actual monarch and not just wearing a costume?" They say with a slight hint of disgust in their voice.

It is at this moment where Shadow notices Emerl is holding a book under his right arm titled The History of Revolution and in the left arm is a action figure of Oliver Cromwell.

a cat is laying in a bed with a pink blanket and a pillow . ALT: a cat is laying in a bed with a pink blanket and a pillow .

||Tomorrow i shall return||

"Sonic disappeared and you decided to take up the role of the big hero?" Emerl tilts and scratches his head.
"I don't see how this is supposed to relate to your current outfit?"

||Not all too well but I'm currently working on fixing that by reading those comics||

||Sonic lore is wild||
Source: sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Sonic_B...

"Well I mean I don't have much else to do right now so lay it on me." The boisterous bot says as they sit down to listen to their soul sibling's (it's complicated) tale.

||Well then let's do this||

"What's up with the cape and crown man, Halloween ended two weeks ago?"

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@pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social
"So... is that a disguise or are you actually a living sentient chair?"

I am parody bluesky

And welcome to my domain

I know most of you come from parody Twitter
But dont worry you will be treated better here

I will keep you safe

||Please spread word of my account? Hard to get interactions when nobody knows you're here. And thanks to all of you following thus far. I truly appreciate it.

"DONT BE RUDE!!"

"U mad?"

"Eh, I would have personally gone with the quote "I am the King of all Creation! Nobody can defeat me! Not you! Not Sonic! Not ANYONE!" though I can see why you wouldn't pick that one considering none of it's true."

Bro chill😭