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This isn’t who it would be if it wasn’t who it is. You gotta go down if you want to get up. This is the Bluesky Edition of Chop. The OG Chop is still here - https://bsky.app/profile/chopaganda.shakedown.social.ap.brid.gy

1,731 Followers  |  430 Following  |  3,711 Posts  |  Joined: 14.07.2023  |  2.1872

Latest posts by chopaganda.bsky.social on Bluesky

The New York Jets are the Democrats of the NFL.

05.10.2025 21:09 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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My FF team is taking on a whole new meaning while reading the police report on the Sanchez arrest.

05.10.2025 16:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@dijcrap.hates.lol I need an expert to weigh in on something, and you might be the world’s foremost expert on this topic.

All sharts are by nature wet farts. But are all wet farts also sharts?

05.10.2025 15:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

First flight out is *almost* always best flight out.

Looks like you guys got a heater last night.

05.10.2025 14:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Give it up, Mark. Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah now.

05.10.2025 06:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Arthur Avenue
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Others

05.10.2025 00:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you weren’t, I’d be shocked. I mean that with love.

04.10.2025 20:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You’re not trying hard enough.

Cunt of Ophelia

Cuntiest Daughter

04.10.2025 20:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You don’t want that piece of shit leading your team.

Sincerely,

Jets fan who had to root for Rodgers

04.10.2025 20:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s not Liverpool’s fault that Howard Webb hates Arsenal and leads officiating in the exact opposite manner of how it should be led.

04.10.2025 18:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Prayers up for one of the best Jets QBs of all time. #NFL

04.10.2025 18:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Howard Webb is gonna be furious if the refs don’t give Liverpool enough time to tie this up.

04.10.2025 18:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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35 Years Ago Today: Beverly Hills 90210 Premieres on FOX, Defining a Generation | Cord Cutters News On October 4, 1990, television history was made when FOX aired the pilot episode of Beverly Hills 90210, a teen drama that would become a cultural juggernaut and shape the landscape of 1990s televisio...

Happy 35th to the GOAT of the genre. Nothing burned hotter than the first 3 seasons of The O.C., but 90210 was an absolute game-changer and gets points for longevity + single-handedly making 90% of guys aged 12-30 grow sideburns in the early 90s.

cordcuttersnews.com/35-years-ago...

04.10.2025 17:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Love that you use so much ketchup, it might as well be a side dish.

04.10.2025 17:09 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes! It was amazing. Same with LaGuardia!

04.10.2025 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Before you leave, text me for tips about dealing with the waitlist to get in. It’s so annoying.

04.10.2025 05:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love blowing ass as much as anyone else, but farting on a plane should be a federal crime.

04.10.2025 01:42 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I love the 10/1 show without a hint of sarcasm.

04.10.2025 01:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Happy 31st birthday to the last great Shakedown.

Yes, it’s a 94, but don’t knock it until you try it.

04.10.2025 01:01 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Then you’re missing out on the best terming in DEN. Sorry, brah.

04.10.2025 00:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lookout!

04.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

C is the worst by far. I used to be all about B. But A has some major upgrades in the last 6 months.

04.10.2025 00:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s close

04.10.2025 00:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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And off to Phoenix.

Between the renovations (including outdoor space), the new local food options, and the Cap One lounge, I’m bumping Terminal A above Terminal B for best terminal at DEN. No Southwest riff raff also great 😜

ps - The Cap One chocolate chip manifesto cookie is a tier 1 cookie.

04.10.2025 00:22 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 7    📌 0

Happy birthday, Abbey! @sneakinabbey.bsky.social

03.10.2025 18:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If you’re in Richmond and don’t eat at Perley’s, you’re not doing it right.

03.10.2025 17:38 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

In multiple ways.

03.10.2025 03:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Yankees finally beat Boston in a playoff series for the first time since 2003.

It’s appears some kid named Schlittler has finally brought balance back to the force.

03.10.2025 02:49 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Cotter should sing Piss Up a Rope.

02.10.2025 21:20 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oooh. I’m intrigued. Band gonna do L.M.L.Y.P.? Maybe Poopship Destroyer?

02.10.2025 20:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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