Banana and pork belly?
No more hedonism!
…no, more hedonism!
Two letters per knuckle. Book your appointment!
And a happy new year!
Ah, you’re thinking executioners axe?
2026: the year of the guillotine
Egg yolk on your best cravat
And painting is a fun hobby too.
Emerging is a lie told by big chrysalis to sell more chrysalises
I know that they’re just like you and me, and deserve to be treated with respect and dignity!
Decoration!!! Put it in a jar on a shelf.
That’s what Big Boring wants you to think
You want them to get the jump on us??
A vile vial?
A vial?
Freshly milked boyfriend. He shot a huge load 💦 #couple
I feel my linguistic influence spreading like mold along the moist rafters of a poorly maintained rental duplex
How were those tariffs?
Perspicacity
Peter Thiel
Sounds like something the roommate who fucks would say
Lds wurch chafers
Yes you have, I’ve seen you.
Where in the world is this?? Gotta plan vacations with my bf
I feel like there are other more pressing crimes against humanity afoot
I think not
In this case I think not, because of the emerging narrative
