I'm calling the airline to see if I can get a later connection. There is an "AI assistant" asking me questions, and when I answer them, it pretends to type by making typing sounds. I HATE IT HERE.
New song from ME this Friday! "Nobody's Home" is a song to haunt your betrayers to. In case you're into that sort of thing. Presave it here - I'll be dropping it on my email list two days early, which for those of you counting is TOMORROW!
I have become the oldest and crankiest old lady using all software in 2026.
Where is the AI I can deploy to tell EVERY SOFTWARE APP IN THE WORLD to stop interrupting my work with a pop up or a giant box on the screen asking me if I want to try their AI features
I mean.... doubtlessly! Nobody would eat soap or how hilarious it is to say "up your nose with a rubber hose!"
I will be a bard and keep the pop culture knowledge. "That phrase was made famous by John Travolta, the lost man from the gif, in an old style of influencer content we called a television show, named 'Welcome Back Kotter'!" and then I'll sing "Stayin' Alive" to help the party through the wasteland.
Can you believe we are living in this dystopian hellscape because in 2007 we all wanted to see how many people would declare themselves a fan of an onion ring?
Last night, I asked my husband "have you been following the mushroom lunch australia murders" and he actually felt my forehead to make sure I wasn't feverish and babbling in delirium
When I discover my shirt is on inside out... I'm embarrassed.
When I discover my shirt is on backwards... ah, geez.
When I discover my shirt is on inside out AND backwards, though... I'm just impressed
If you are going to talk to Gen X, there are some things you need to know.
CRASHING OUT = falling asleep. Bad warning. They will be surprised when you start yelling
RAW DOGGING = definitely not what you think it means
LFG = LOOKING FOR GROUP, not going into any battles until we get a group
one of us! one of us!
I know this is a delayed reaction, but I just want to say, I've been thinking about it, and disco does NOT suck.
