Juliet Brando

Juliet Brando

@sliderulesyou.bsky.social

Writer. Artist. Abominatrix. This is a place of comedy, cats, and silliness, with occasional hand-made imp-based jewellery and oddities.

3,494 Followers 1,299 Following 3,263 Posts Joined Sep 2023
9 hours ago

On the surface, it's a murder mystery. Underneath, it's about the communication issues involved with patriarchy, class, and men who are only comfortable expressing their emotions through conflict.

It took me several days to binge. I had to process it. Very much worthwhile. Would recommend.

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9 hours ago
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Gone (TV Series 2026– ) ⭐ 7.3 | Drama, Thriller Gone: Created by George Kay. With Eve Myles, Amy Marston, Ryan Zhou, David Morrissey. Local Headmaster Michael Polly who becomes the prime suspect in his wife Sarah's disappearance when he encounters ...

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9 hours ago

On the surface, it's a murder mystery. Underneath, it's about the communication issues involved with patriarchy, class, and men who are only comfortable expressing their emotions through conflict.

It took me several days to binge. I had to process it. Very much worthwhile. Would recommend.

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9 hours ago

Gone (2026) on ITV player:

This is intricate, twisty as shit, and very well written. The themes are subtle, and not expressed bluntly in any way you're bashed on the head by them.

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9 hours ago

Earlier, something in the room fell over by itself. My cat got big, scared eyes, frightened. I had to reassure her that it was ghosts. Just ghosts.

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9 hours ago

Earlier, something in the room fell over by itself. My cat got big, scared eyes, frightened. I had to reassure her that it was ghosts. Just ghosts.

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11 hours ago

aeriel phenomena : unexplained Jellyfish.

Noises in house at night : It's cat. I don't have a cat, but it's cat.

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11 hours ago

Me, an insomniac, watching a show involving footage of an unidentified aerial phenomenon: YEAH, THAT'S CLEARLY A SKY JELLYFISH. ONE OF THOSE. YEAH.

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17 hours ago
A domestic cat, mistaken for some face-eating leopard.

British wildlife on our banknotes, you say? How about honouring our nation’s teeming population of leopards, panthers and pumas? There’s an extensive photographic record to draw from.

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15 hours ago

Lads

Hush hush but I've got a new job in the US

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18 hours ago
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The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

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18 hours ago

Shaking with anger: I came home to discover that these malted milk biscuits have cows on them and not Horatio Nelson! In this time of war!? We really need to do something about Big Biscuit being all woke.

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17 hours ago

Better than that, make it the badger from Bodger and Badger and make Mashed Potato Day a thing. Churchill would is memoralised enough I don't think he gives a shit tbh

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21 hours ago

Put badgers or something on £10 notes but one in every 100,000 has Paddington on and if you get one you die in 7 days.

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17 hours ago

I clocked up the hat-trick of Piers Morgan, Alan Sugar AND Keith Chegwin.

I think I genuinely annoyed the first two with snotty replies, whereas Cheggers, he was blocking everyone and I asked him "me too please" and the gent did me a solid.

Cheggers Plays Block.

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17 hours ago

They should put a monkey on the £50 note and a pony on the £10 note to confuse the hell out cockneys.

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1 week ago

Love reading Frankenstein in public so I can occasionally say, “I guess we see who the real monster is.”

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1 day ago
“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’
- Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

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1 day ago

baker: i think you’d enjoy this courtesan loaf

me: i think you mean ‘artisan’

baker: i said what i said, breadfucker

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1 day ago

Bryan Adams
Fists Ya Good 👀

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1 day ago

iF tHe mArKeTs aRe tHaT sEnsiTivE, tHeY pRoBaBLY sHoULDn't bE oN tHe inTeRnEt!!!

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1 day ago

Now feels like a good time to remember that Big Oil is the reason why we're still hooked on dirty, dangerous fossil fuels.

The industry's lies have essentially stolen a generation’s worth of time that we could have used to transition to cleaner, safer energy sources.

It’s time for accountability.

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1 day ago

Labour and Reform spent the whole campaign trying to convince us she was a nouveau riche Cheshire landlord but it never occured to them to call her Flash Gorton—for that alone, they deserved to lose.

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1 day ago

Krishnan Gurumurthy just used the term "Nepo-Ayatolla" on the news.

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2 days ago
Cclegraph
'Cambridge has been infected by trans activism. We're launching a battle for women's rights'

Again, the business of British newspapers is in large part just recruiting and exploiting the most bizarre cranks you can find for your horrible, unrelenting reactionary projects. IIRC the one on the right here is the daughter of a Times arts columnist, who is also a committed Gender War wacko.

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2 days ago

During a conversation earlier, where Tiny Niece was asking why there's a Batman, but a Batgirl- a man and child- and my sister was explaining that it's old fashioned, and I said it's men making us feel small, except I was sitting down:

Tiny Niece: BUT YOU ARE SMALL

Fair point, often.

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2 days ago
Preview
The Golden Age Of Children’s TV – “Get Your Singing Ringing Tree Here!” Watch with Juliet Brando on Orm And Cheep, John Rain on Grange Hill, Steve O’Brien on Bagpuss, Stephen O’Brien on Press Gang and Tim Worthington on The Magic Roundabout.

With @sliderulesyou.bsky.social on Orm And Cheep, @johnrain.co.uk on Grange Hill, Steve O'Brien on Bagpuss, Stephen O'Brien on Press Gang and @outonbluesix.bsky.social - with a little help from @pablovich.bsky.social - on The Magic Roundabout.

timworthington.org/2025/05/08/t...

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2 days ago

During a conversation earlier, where Tiny Niece was asking why there's a Batman, but a Batgirl- a man and child- and my sister was explaining that it's old fashioned, and I said it's men making us feel small, except I was sitting down:

Tiny Niece: BUT YOU ARE SMALL

Fair point, often.

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2 days ago

My mother lives on the west hill. There is frequently different weather in the front and back gardens. Bizarre, brilliant place.

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2 days ago
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That’s Sme in the corner

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