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I thought this was 4 white puppies laying on a fluffy bed 😭

Why y'all waste food like this 😭😭

Had a guy come into my dollar store last week complaining about prices going up.

UNSOLICITED, he tells me he's a "trump guy." I say "congratulations" and continue checking him out. "I'm maga all the way" he continued. "What do you want me to do with that info, exactly?"

Nah, that nigga CHOSE to look like that. He passed multiple reflective surfaces before he got caught on Al Gore's internet looking a fool.

Someone build a time machine and tell his grandmother to use the butt or swallow.

You can joke about Pam Bondi’s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but I’m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. — This should shake everyone to their core.

Might start playing Excalibur more often 😏

#Warframe is up for this year's “Still Playing” category at the 2025 #GoldenJoystickAwards!

Can you really say no to a face like that? Cast your vote for the Golden Joysticks here! wrfr.me/joystick

If Dolly leaves the Earth before that orange fuck does...

Yes

I used to cut that shit off at the jump. "Aye fam, I'ma need you to lock in, I ain't paying for your podcast."

They Cloned Tyrone was a cinematic masterpiece and it is in the same realm as Sinners.

the message behind it is incredibly brilliant as it relates to the Black community but widely misunderstood.

YouTube video by TheDsIEGE WARFRAME | A Finger, A Hand, An Arm, A Face... Who's Neci Describing?

"Tear away a finger. Hack off a hand. An arm. A face. Keep on taking and see what grins back at you."

#Warframe has some of the hardest lines I've ever heard, but damn.
#TheDsIEGE #WarframeLore

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We're at the point in this timeline where apparently, it's fine to mock the death of two kids.

I find it strangely on brand that mostly all of the people that are mocking these kids have some form of "conservative" in their profile.

But we're supposed to think "all democrats are evil," right?

YouTube video by Justice - Topic We Are Your Friends (Justice Vs Simian)

You can't tell me that this song wouldn't sound terrifying slowed down

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WE'RE SUBSIDIZING A WHOLE OTHER COUNTRY! AMERICA JUST GAVE ARGENTINA $26 BILLION!

I desperately need to know when y'all gonna start putting these MFs in their place? Be that in the unemployment line, a jail cell or where if I say it I'll get put on a list?

He put the bread back where it goes, went to checkout & I don't think anything else of it. After he leaves, the lady cashier came to me & said "whenever we work together and HE comes in here, DO NOT LEAVE MY SIDE. He was calling me names, said I was a stupid bitch..."
I can't wait to see him again😈

This dude came in my aisle the other day with an attitude as I'm straightening up a shelf & throws a loaf of bread on a shelf. I tell him "that doesn't go there" and he said "I DON'T GIVE A FU-"

As I'm squaring up he picked the bread back up, swallowed the -ck and apologized

"Uh huh."
(1/2)

Once I get out these work clothes I'm on it👍🏾

I thought this was Klay wearing Meg's boots 😭😂

They all have cushy government jobs or non successful podcasts now.

Whenever I hear a woman saying "men are trash" or something I just mind my business, knowing they not talking bout me

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That's the same conclusion I came to after reading that the landlords were clearing out their items less than 24 hours after they were illegally abducted. He's using the feds to clear out buildings to fast track that gentrification train.

This is from the "stop calling us Nazis" crowd?

... Reeeaaallly sounding similar to Nazis, though.

Well, one of you is lying. #xbox

They control almost EVERY facet of the government, yet it's the Dem's fault that it shut down.

No morals, no allegiance, and no accountability for their own failures.

This is amazing news! Wish I had a young one to watch this with. Congratulations, Mychal!