George Wallace

I have been outbid for The Home Shopping Network and will have to sell my patented Gravy Guns elsewhere. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Fruit vendors ain't done shit to you.

Stop shruggin'! Stop sleepin'. Stop scrollin' through unlikely animal friendship videos and stand your ass ALL THE WAY UP!

Of course Boebert snapped a photo. That's the closest she's ever been to someone actually qualified to be the fuckin' President and whatnot.

Have you seen Shreveport lately? Got me wonderin' if they allow Louisiana Returns. But seriously y'all....

200+ years of comedy last night. I had to do what I had to do. If you’re gonna hang with the big dawgs you gotta get off the porch baby.

Three guesses which Justices voted for this. You have any idea how many mail in ballots even ONE employee might handle? These wockaflockas...

My cartel boss name would be "El Crunchwrap". Please share yours below and whatnot.

Sick and tired of folks making fun of my people's names. Anyway, gotta go find a birthday gift for my niece, Ozempicia.

Need a break from the doom scroll? Y'all are still just a couple of clicks away from the joy, laughter, and unconditional love of "Clean Slate" and whatnot.

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Shout out to throngs. Don't just run around with a group and whatnot. Make sure that shit is a throng.

George Wallace at Raleigh Improv George Wallace biography and upcoming performances at Raleigh Improv. By the age of six, George Wallace knew he wanted to be a comedian. He always enjoyed making people laugh, but he also knew the imp...

RALEIGH. Last chance tonight (Sunday) at 6pm. VIP booths available too and whatnot. Lets laugh if off and so forth!

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This shit is a picture of handsome as hell comedian George Wallace holding a microphone and whatnot. He is performing in Raleigh, North Carolina this weekend at the Improv comedy club.

RALEIGH!!!! Let's laugh it off this weekend. I love y'all and there's absolutely nothin' you can do about it and whatnot.

Hope you decide to go, Jenny. What do Jenni and Jen think?

and, okay, last thing in this thread. it was pure magic working with the legend @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social (he’ll be back in episodes 4 through 8!)

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This shit is a picture of handsome as hell comedian George Wallace holding a microphone and whatnot. He is performing in Raleigh, North Carolina this weekend at the Improv comedy club.

RALEIGH!!!! Let's laugh it off this weekend. I love y'all and there's absolutely nothin' you can do about it and whatnot.

Yo' momma's so stupid she went from "Release the Epstein files!" to "You tell 'em, Pam!" in 24 hours and whatnot.

Yo' momma's so stupid she pre-recorded her snowflake halftime show, with days to fix it, and that shit was still out of sync.

How do I do that?

Crazy that the Walking Circus Peanut let this wockaflocka sing to him in a foreign language in the middle of the Oval Office. It's almost like Bad Bunny is treated differently for some reason. Can't imagine what that reason might be and whatnot.

RALEIGH!!!! Will y'all be my Valentine this weekend and whatnot? Four showtimes to accommodate your busy ass schedule and so forth.

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When you read Kid Rock's lyrics your ass is gonna WISH that shit was in a foreign language.

Thought I saw Kid Rock, but it was just a pimple on Bad Bunny's nuts and whatnot.

I will be watching the normal halftime show 'cause I'm not a goofy ass snowflake and whatnot.

Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.

We'll remember who led this shit. We'll remember who cheered for this shit. We'll remember who expressed concern but went along with this shit. And we'll remember who twiddled their thumbs during this shit.

The Pentagon is going after the Boy Scouts. Our tax dollars are going toward that shit. Let that sink in and whatnot.

The more this wockaflocka realizes he'll be remembered as garbage, the more he runs around frantically tryin' to put his name on shit.