George Wallace

CHICAGO!!!!! Let's get in some good trouble this Sunday at City Winery. I love you and there's absolutely nothin' you can do about it.

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DETROIT!!! Saturday, October 25th. Huddle up with me, Sylvia Traymore Morrison and Myra J. You will roar with laughter and whatnot. Tickets on sale now at broadwayindetroit.com

I saw this racist bullshit coming the second our classrooms switched from blackboards to whiteboards.

Shout out to the American Presidents who didn't... (checks notes)... hate Americans.

Vote yes on Fitty!

If you are someone who believes love will win, if you are someone who WANTS to believe love will win, @lavernecox.bsky.social and I got something for you over on Prime. Presented by the late, great Norman Lear. Watching "Clean Slate" is certified self-care and whatnot.

Just a reminder about the reminder and whatnot. #Reminders #Islands #Epsteins #Whatnots

My favorite Kippur is probably Yom.

If museums are makin' you sad, maybe blame your great, great grandpa instead of the museums.

Shout out to the top 5 Janes in the world, Seymour, Fonda, Pittman, Lynch and Goodall.

Vote hell yes on Prop Fitty and whatnot.

When your weiner dog hears you defending a "Civil War monument" erected 59 years after the war and whatnot.

"Woke bad! Me do pullups to stop woke!"

And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!

Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗

So in summary, no more facial hair and prepare for war against our own country and whatnot. If you wanted this, your ass shoulda listened better in social studies.

Thoughts and prayers for war-torn Portland and whatnot.

It's 2025 and a President is punishing every place that ain't being shitty enough to the marginalized. That's 90% of his damn workday. "How do we make things shittier for them? How can I use my power to make things worse for them?" Fucking wild and whatnot.

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Shout out to Prop 50 and not becoming a dictatorship and whatnot.

Please support the kickstarter for my movie Kraven the Gatherer. Kraven gathers so much shit in this movie and his friends are all "Kraven, where are you gonna put all that stuff your apartment ain't that big" But Kraven ain't trying to hear it. He is a gatherin' fool and whatnot

Bullet "evidence" startin' to get a little too specific and whatnot.

Please support my research on the link between listenin' to RFK's bullshit and havin' to take the fuck outta some Tylenol.

Who the hell scheduled the Rapture before the new Wicked movie comes out? This is some bullshit.

The White House ain't sending its best Czars to the border and whatnot.

Please RSVP to the launch of my lifestyle brand, Wyde Lode. We will be givin' away Wyde Lode gravy boats and Wyde Lode gel insoles. God bless.