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I can’t do blue checks anymore, this better work this time.

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Looking very not inflamed, working great

06.12.2025 00:50 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That sub rules it’s like if you used Rick Beato videos to create a new type of phrenology

05.12.2025 18:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Had no idea this type of guy didn’t go extinct as the only deserving and real victims of cancellation

04.12.2025 02:52 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Based on the evidence, I have to go with RFK as the more talented writer than Lizza here.

22.11.2025 19:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder if Ryan Lizza ever intends on clearing up what he thought would happen trying to marry a 26 year old as a 50 year old divorced guy. I get the specifics may be startling but I feel like he could’ve inferred the broad strokes here.

22.11.2025 17:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No bc he seems to like Zohran lol

21.11.2025 21:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

of all time??? in a world with the buick roadmaster, you would dare type those words???

21.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have you tried trail running? I feel like you would like being an ultra guy.

21.11.2025 18:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Who’s life has Bubba not ruined?

21.11.2025 11:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That essay is unbelievable especially when you wait until after to see what he was looking like the whole time

21.11.2025 01:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Understanding the full bad bunny album is actually the equivalent of B2 language acquisition

21.11.2025 01:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Its so funny that any time a woman writes something on Defector, theres 6 comments that are just "thank you women, we need to read this"

20.11.2025 22:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Riley Gaines has one big fucking melon on her shoulders. Good lord man, she must have been using a tarp for a swimming cap.

20.11.2025 21:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you cannot be serious

20.11.2025 17:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate you so fucking much!

20.11.2025 16:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I can’t ever put my finger on what repulses me about the book tok people but I think it’s their alternative framework of analysis that’s both very mechanical and shallow. Like the way they recommend things to each other sounds like they’re prompting an AI to make them a book to me.

20.11.2025 14:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have friends from a kitchen I worked in 10 years ago that still send me this image all the time whenever they are “doing thangs” themself just bc we loved it so much

20.11.2025 04:02 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I use antlers in all of my decorating

20.11.2025 03:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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20.11.2025 02:45 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

I think the really funny part of this is Matt thinks he’s being a contrarian provocateur but this is legitimately just the standard unacknowledged contradiction at the heart of American liberalism

19.11.2025 14:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the IHTOV writer fund is once again empty and i've been paying the writers and for maintenance on my own and my own personal funds are depleted at the moment. if you can, help IHTOV stay afloat bsky.app/profile/ihav...

19.11.2025 10:08 — 👍 19    🔁 19    💬 1    📌 1

It appears that he thought the latter would be the result but didn’t consider the former

18.11.2025 22:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bro what the fuck are you on lmao

18.11.2025 22:05 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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What other developer tooling out there needs a disclaimer that it might call me a slur?

18.11.2025 20:23 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I went out into my heavily Latino neighborhood for some daily errands and it’s like a fucking ghost town bc of ICE being rumored to be around. Truly incredible that at the most base level, these policies just make everyone’s life miserable and full of friction.

18.11.2025 17:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought a low key funny part of the Ryan Lizza story was him mentioning every age gap in her relationships but his own 20 year one lol

18.11.2025 15:42 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My neighbors BF has a manual one and I have begun the process of making him think he doesn’t want it anymore

18.11.2025 12:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Im glad someone else picked up this seemed to be the initial direction of the story then it just stopped doing that for some reason

17.11.2025 19:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Me to kids at work asking this hiding my age: so right besties

16.11.2025 17:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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