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Little Nuge does not want to be grounded by Draisaitl.

Jack Roslovic does not want Leon Draisaitl to be angry at him.

I am sad today but my cold, dead heart reserves some joy for you!

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Can you share the huge career W? Or did you and I missed it?

No no, I’m with you. This is the cross we bear.

Alice…

What we’ve learned from the last couple years is the way to get McDavid a Stanley Cup is to shrink the NHL to 4 teams.

I need another beer

They’re streaming CBC Gem by the way. Someone at the resort must have a VPN.

Watching the game on the big screen in Jamaica!

I say we go further.

Collapse the league to 16 teams. Have a second 16 team league that can be relegated to / promoted from. Rebuild all the arenas to sit 50,000 people. Play once a week instead of 3 times a week.

Simple changes.

MoneyPuck's "goals saved above expectation" where Binnington is all the way at the bottom. he has a-24.9, seven goals worse than anybody else in the NHL.

I saw someone say Canada was starting the worst goalie in the NHL and i thought "surely they're just being dramatic, people say best/worst all the time & don't mean it litearlly" but no he is in fact ranked 91st of 91 goalies who have played in the NHL this season per hockey analytics site MoneyPuck

Both these teams should be penalized for having colour schemes that are too similar for a small screen.

Tariffs go down and we immediately take over the only good American social media site. Going to need to put in some protection from us foreigners.

Cheering for Former Leafs. It’s one step adjacent to cheering for Hyman.

Who ever said Mitch Marner couldn’t come through in big games?

Not so lucky now.

Sucks to give up a late goal but based on overall quality of chances, they seem lucky to get out of that period with a tie.

‘A bombshell’: doubt cast on discovery of microplastics throughout human body Exclusive: Some scientists say many detections are most likely error, with one high-profile study called a ‘joke’

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The way we do science today is very vulnerable to clickbait and sensationalist headlines

Remember the microplastics in your brain, in male testes and in your bloodstream?

It didn't make sense with what we knew, but it made great entertainment. #BadScience
www.theguardian.com/environment/...

I’m not joking when I say that even if there was no pedophilia or sexual exploitation, I could never hang out with Epstein purely on account of his email writing. I don’t care if you have an island my dude. You’re a clown in fucking Gmail!

If nothing else, all these people should be prosecuted for their crimes against spelling.

I’m sorry Loxy. My heart goes out to you.

Had them right where they wanted them!

You know what… guess they were just playing on hard mode

3 goals on 5 shots is not… excellent.

Should trade him again

Pretty the opposite of a good number really

2 goals on 2 shots is not… ideal.

It’s not going to be easy. In fact, it is going to take a lot of incredibly hard work, courage, and sacrifice. But, my American friends, I do not regret to inform you that the Doomers and the MAGA Losers are wrong. You’re going to win.