Kendall Noelle Maxwell

You don't know jack!
-Buddy, I know Jack, Jill, the pail *and* the hill.

(I don't know when this would ever be useful, I just feel very clever for thinking it up lol)
#wordplay #lol

The Eldritch Horror in Culture Shock is a naked mole rat, now.
#writing #literature #nakedmolerat

I demand to be taken sphereiously.

Hi, I'm Kendall.

I'm writing a story that's a Hallmark movie about a sphere who's pressured by her sphere family to become a part of a giant necklace surrounding her home island, which is also a sphere.

I demand to be taken seriously.
#literature #weirdfiction #writing #hallmarkmovies #spheres

TFW you yell "YAS" over a really good story element you just came up with 😅😆 #writing #yas #imsogoodatthis

So my horror comes from usually small things being big but also from how AI has fried people's brains and the consequences of that.

#HorrorWritersChat One of the stories in my anthology involves a giant worm that takes over the minds of Boomers through AI-generated images and memes about kids these days. It takes after the bloodworm and its insides are gross.

TFW you've been trying out new exercises at the gym and it's starting to really bump up against your writing time but you've already pushed your writing time back once and the whole reason you started working out was so you could be a better writer 😓😭🤯 #writing #exercise #gymlife #why

Homegoing Celedilbertion

Scott Adams, 'Dilbert' creator and conservative commentator, dies at 68 The artist told fans in May last year that he had been diagnosed with prostate cancer. His cartoon was dropped by hundreds of papers in 2023 after he made racist comments.

Oh no. What sad times. Allow me to set up the grief fireworks.

😅
#writing #pencillead

I did it 😭 #writing #playwriting

TFW you have to psych yourself up to write a pastor character saying things that are patently untrue and anathemic to your entire being or else you'll never finish this damn play😭💜😭 #playwright #icry #whyhaveIdonethis #theatre

>Be me on the way to the store
>Be singing "Case of The Fake People" by TLC
>🎵'Cause when you put down, no one is around you/You got a face of the cake people🎵
>Realize what I said
>Make a note to see if I can't turn it into sone kind of surreal horror story.
#literature #lol

Amen 🍷

Do you draw inspiration for projects from video games or are you normal?

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Some of the books I read in 2025! Not counting library books or audiobooks.

Because I wanna fit in but I also genuinely love reading.

My faves were Nightbitch, Warboss, A Certain Hunger and The Starving Saints for sure.

I'm kind of jealous of visual artists. They get to listen to all kinds of things while they're working. Meanwhile, if I'm not careful, I run the risk of having an entire book just be the lyrics to "I Put A Spell on You" by Screamin' Jay Hawkins. #writing #lol #luckyducks

and suddenly I was back to my full five foot height in the middle of Spades Park.

"What just happened??" She gasped.

"No clue," I replied, hopping off the bench and adjusting my shirt. "But I do know one thing:

I just wrote my way out of a paper bag."

[5/5]

#drabble #silly #writing #lol

before me was an apple.
I ran full tilt towards the massive fruit and hit it shoulder first, toppling my entire world.
Now I was on a rough wooden surface in the outdoors. My friend Mina was nearby, a hundred feet tall.
"Oh my god, Kenny!" She produced her wand and pointed it at me,

[4/5]

in a clear film. I took hold of the film-wall and climbed up, hoping to get a better view, congratulating myself for having started lifting.
When I got to the top, my feet sank into the spongy light brown surface. I realized that I was now standing on top of a sandwich, and the red mass

[3/5]

pajama pants.

I looked up and saw that there was a gap between the brown wall and the red thing, big enough for me to crawl through.

When I did, what I saw before me was another wall, different from the one I first saw, that reminded me of strata. When I touched it, it was soft and

[2/5]

And now for a drabble:

When I woke up, I was *not* in my room.

In fact, I wasn't sure where I was.

I sat up and looked around. To the left of me was a light brown wall. To the right of me was a red mass that curved at the bottom.

I got up and saw that, miraculously, I was wearing my

[1/5]

One of the best lines I've ever written: "Aht-aht-aht, thanks, Brent, that's all we need," Liam interjects just as Brent's mouth forms the first letter of a word that he lacks sufficient melanin to say. #writing #literature

1. Lulu Mayfield is Best Girl™️
2. Calling it now: Henry is shtupping Alice.
#literature #themadwife #meaganchurch

Once when I was taking a nap I dreamt I was editing a manuscript that didn't exist. Something about pink glowing rocks in a cave?? I was trying to punch up the description. I'm in too deep lol
#writing #dreams #literature

Current hyperfixation: Why chess drives people mad.
There's a story in the insane-making of chess, somewhere. I'll call it: "Knight To FU"
#chess #literature #madness

I've become a better writer. I wrote a whole thing and realized it was an infodump and stupid so I replaced it with good action. #writing #infodump #youknowwhathatisgrowth

Act 2 of Prodigal Shade is done and dusted!! #playwright #prodigalshade #theatre #writing