🥀Toulouse ♏︎🪦

a silhouette of a person holding a knife in a field at sunset . Alt: Bubba sawyer from Texas chainsaw massacre, wielding his chainsaw, thrashing it around.

Bubba sawyer from Texas chainsaw massacre!!!!

Putting this here because my photos app organized a picture of bubba into the folder of photos of me, so bubba is me

a cartoon bunny with a flower on its head Alt: My melody from sanrio, tearing up

My Melody from Sanrio!!!!!!

a cartoon of a woman standing next to a shopping cart full of bottles of beer Alt: Linda belcher from Bob's burgers dancing side to side

Linda belcher from Bob's burgers!!!!! Awliiiiiiightttt!!!!!

a girl in a pink kimono is holding a potted plant with flowers in it Alt: Shiemi from blue exorcist sitting in a garden, smiling. She's holding a potted plant in her hands.

Shiemi moriyama from blue exorcist!!!

a cartoon girl with pink hair and green eyes Alt: Mitsuri from demon slayer blushing and smiling with hearts around her

Mitsuri kanroji from demon slayer!!!!!!

a man in armor is holding chopsticks and eating food Alt: Laios from dungeon meshi eating fried food with chopsticks

Laios Touden from Dungeon meshi!
(It's the autism)

a girl in a blue shirt is eating a piece of toast with sprinkles Alt: Fionna Campbell from Fionna and cake/adventure time nibbling on a pop tart looking frustrated

Fionna Campbell from Fionna and cake/ Adventure time!!!

a cartoon girl is holding a heart shaped object in her hands Alt: Mako mankanshoku from kill la kill shaking an empty wallet and turning her empty pockets inside out, excitedly

Mako mankanshoku from kill la kill!!!

1 like = 1 character I see myself in (personality, looks, pure vibes, etc)

Stealing 😈😈 hehehe

I literally cannot stand by any diva that's also a pig unless it's miss piggy

I can't wait for a lesbian show or movie that doesn't have a lesbian cop. I repeat DOES NOT have a lesbian cop.

I'm so sick of lesbian cops.

I don't like that you have to put ur hand in the French horn bell. I do not trust the French horn to not eat my hand. I cannot trust French horn

This is a disorganized list of instruments that have ominous vibes around them

- pipe organ
- bass clarinet
- contrabass clarinet
- FRENCH HORN

My parents are two halves of a waffle maker

That makes youuuu the waffle!

Fix it!

so we're all boycotting scream 7....right?

A flat, colorful poster that reads "Avert Catastrophe! Home is where your cat should be" (Originally from 2021!)

Digital illustration of two black characters dressed up as My Melody and Kuromi from the Sanrio franchise. My melody is dressed in a fill hot pink fit with a dress, mary jane shoes and hood with bunny shaped ears. Kuromi is in a full black fit with a spiked fabric collar, dress, striped socks, platform boots with buckles, and has an imp shaped tail. Melody is making a peace sign while Kuromi is flipping off the viewer. Background is pink with yellow swirls.

👌🏾🙂‍↕️💖🖤✨️

#art #bhm #kuromi #mymelody

This one wasn't it.

Based take. You were right as fuck the entire time

lolisho and any of that drawn/animated stuff is illegal anyway, any form of animated cp is illegal due to the protection act of 2003

i know there’s a whole crowd of people that say “just cus something is illegal doesn’t mean it’s wrong” buuut some laws make sense and do protect people 🤷‍♀️

i'm pretty high, but i could be higher

The way you pass the self governing cart test is by putting your shopping cart back where it belongs, in the designated areas instead of just throwing it wherever you feel.

If you do the latter, you fail. And frankly you suck, too.

I love the self governing shopping cart test because I work at a grocery store and watch people fail it every day

Crisis averted 👍👍👍

I accidentally dropped my manager's speaker in the dishwater yesterday and freaked out bc it wasn't working after that but I just went in the kitchen to see it fully functional

if you're an artist and you never draw fat people i lowkey kinda hate you

Heavy heart day but my weekend starts @ 4 so that's cool

And maybe some weed

"coming soon this wacky romcom where Ryan reynolds is a quirky younger intern who has to act as his older boss' boyfriend"

Every cishet movie they release is like oh boy what kind of wacky shenanigans can we fit into this hetero romance hahaha

BORING. I'm TIRED of the massive amounts of hetero dynamics they'll try out before they even think about trying to make queer movies

Update: four of my coworkers including my manager helped me out 👍👍 still late as hell but it's okay