Joe Hackett!!

if the jays take game one i will stick my hand in a cash register no questions asked that money will belong to all of us

gonna go out on a limb here....having a team in the world series is kinda cool, i gotta admit

godspeed, seattle. you held up your end of the deal and we will hold up ours 🫡

don't worry about it guys seriously we got it from here

I can not emphasize how much Seattle should let Toronto take this series. You don't wanna make it the world series for the first time ever and then get absolutely smoked from orbit by the Dodgers in 4. Toronto, as a city, was built for that kind of moment.

if you are seen walking alone in Liberty Village you WILL be issued a dog and/or a stroller for the safety and well-being of the community.

Scherzer is going for 18 innings tonight. He's gonna suit up for the Mariners in the off innings just to feel something

we eating humpy sashimi TONIGHT

gosh, D'Angelo. just an incredible loss, what else is there to say.

I dunno what you got going on in your life but you need to go buy some sweet potatoes, they're huge rn

Remembering the great Diane Keaton with the Muppets' homage from the 1982 Miss Piggy Calendar.

my marriage is marked SAFE from the Detroit Tigers.

every inning is an ever increasing escalation of me going "if the tigers can't score here they don't deserve to win". Like at this point they could draw a bases loaded walk and still not score

staring down the barrel of a potential Detroit vs Toronto playoff series in my lifetime like Lockjaw saying "if those lines are straight then we're gonna have a problem" in the paternity test scene

yankeeslose

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ads for TRON ARES have all the thrill and appeal of getting one's blood drawn for a routine check-up.

sunburned in october but i'm still not as cooked as the yankees, jeeeeez

A ★★★★★ review of One Battle After Another (2025) It gets harder to answer the call as you get older. You know it’s there - that old impulse to rise, to fight, to matter - but time dulls the reflex. There’s always a reason not to pick up. In Bob's ca...

there are many ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER thoughts out there; mine are about phone calls, living in ignorance vs doing the hard work, parenting styles, the power of giving a shit about what words mean letterboxd.com/speedinuptos...

SLEUTH (1972): what was in the water back then that made someone want to fry crime fiction novelists this badly, god damn

gonna take a guess and say being vehemently uncritical of a billionaire is not gonna lead them to doing their career best work this time either

we can quibble over 2 or 3 songs that disintegrate on impact, but 'man i need' is a popeye can of spinach + 'nice to each other' is a top down summer car drive and that's all you need for a thumbs up album sometimes.

olivia dean hit with the p4k 'this is too obviously good but we can't claim it' 6.9 when i was expecting the 'hey this is alright' 7.3 shrug gesture, interesting

I take it as a joke that Bob is incensed by how lame Comrade Josh is as a code name but 'Ghetto Pat' is also just as corny but of a different time (2008)

I know normal people don't have folks they trust for movies but it is a tiny bit alienating that the OW ceiling for a movie whose whole promo campaign seems to just be "*everyone* you have ever trusted about movies says this is an all timer" is like, $30 mill or less

Gutted at the news that Kaleb Horton is gone. Kaleb was a brilliant writer, of course, but he was also a gifted photographer. Years ago I encouraged him to sell his pieces. His work was so good, I told him, and people should see it.

Here are some of his beautiful shots.

Tweet from Norm telling Kaleb Horton he’s a good writer

Both gone now. Just sad

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER: modelo stocks way up. lacoste stocks way down.

THE LONG WALK: I dont entirely agree with its methods but this movie was on to something. to cure male loneliness, sometimes, the fellas just gotta take a long walk